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Every year comes with the promise of a better future. The year you'll land that job you love. The year you'll finally move into that apartment you've been dreaming about. Is this the year you'll find your one true love?
When was the last time you got drunk to the point of a hangover?
I can't even say for sure. Six years ago?
Six months ago?
Six weeks ago.
Last weekend.
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Do you look back on your ten-year-ago self and feel like you've changed a lot?
I do.
I do, mostly.
I haven't changed much.
I haven't changed at all.
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Are you open to love?
I am open to it.
I'm open to it, but I'm picky.
I'm not really open to it to be honest, but maybe with the right person.
Who needs love?
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Have you resolved any of your issues in therapy?
All of them, yes
Most of them
Some of them
None of them, no
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Do you know who you are?
I do, because I am an adult
I mostly do, but no one knows themselves completely
Not really, I'm working on it
Not even a little
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Do you love to do things for other people?
I do. I give and give and give.
I like to do things for people I really like.
I do, but rarely.
I do not.
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Do you feel silly being goofy around other people?
Nope
Not most people
I do, around most people.
I do, around everyone.
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Do you love dogs?
I love dogs!
I like dogs, I only love puppies.
I think dogs are okay.
I'm a cat person.
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Is your family pressuring you to settle down?
Yes, they are.
Some of them are.
One of them is.
No, they are not.
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Are you ready for someone to truly know you?
I am, I so am.
I think I am.
I'm still fairly guarded.
I'm not ready for that.
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How deep or shallow is the dating pool in your hometown?
It's deep.
It's pretty deep, but not that deep.
It's fairly shallow.
It's mostly cousins of mine.
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Is your chosen career one that you can do in a variety of locations?
Yes, it is.
Mostly, it depends on the client.
Not really
Not at all
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Do you feel settled in your ways?
I do, but I could change if needed.
I feel mostly settled, but not completely.
I'm still mutable.
I'm totally protean.
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Would you move house to be with a beloved, within the same city?
Of course I would. Do you know how much I pay in rent?
I probably would.
I probably would not. I love my local Chinese place.
I definitely wouldn't. My dry cleaner is holding some clothing hostage.
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Would you move to a new city for your beloved?
I would.
I might.
I don't know... it depends.
I would not.
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Do you know how to argue without it devolving into a row?
Yes
On most subjects
On some subjects
No, I must win!
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Do you know what emotional labor is?
Of course I do. I read Jezebel.
I think I read about it a few times and have a good handle on it.
I don't really, but I have heard the term.
I have no idea.
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Do you consciously work to do the emotional labor in your relationships?
I do because it's important to keep everyone on an even keel.
I try to, but I could be better at it.
I don't really.
What is emotional labor?
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Do you have a good sense of your purpose in life?
I do, very well.
I think I do, mostly.
I am unsure.
I do not. I'm aimless.
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If you could afford kids, would you be open to having them in the next five years?
Yes, I would.
Probably
Maybe
No
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Have you broadly settled the issue of whether you're religious, and which religion suits you if you are?
Yes, I have.
I have... mostly.
I haven't done it completely yet.
I have not.
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Do you like new people?
I love new people.
I like new people.
I do not like new people.
I'm not comfortable around new people.
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Are you absolutely over your ex?
Yes. My skin crawls when I hear their voice.
Mostly
Not really
Not even a little. I stalk them online.
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Where's a good place to meet a potential boo?
In person
On a site like JDate or Match.com
Tinder
Grindr
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Do you judge your friends who are with people you didn't think of as the right choice for them?
No, that's none of my business.
Not most of the time
Most of the time
All the time! Blech!
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