Who Would Be Your "Mean Girls" Best Frenemy?

By: Lauren Lubas
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
Who Would Be Your "Mean Girls" Best Frenemy?
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About This Quiz

Whether you were an Asian nerd, a JV jock or a sexually active band geek, you know that cliques can make or break a high school experience. Nothing explains this better than the cafeteria map Janis gives Cady in "Mean Girls." The unfortunate segregation in high schools is not uncommon, but what if you found yourself in a different clique? What if you were a plastic? Once you're in, it's not that hard to keep up. You just have to follow the rules: wear pink on Wednesdays, you can only wear your hair in a ponytail once a week and (of course) don't wear jeans unless it's Friday. 

If you're going to be a mean girl, you're going to have a lot of frenemies. These are friends who you don't mind destroying for the sake of destroying. They may end up in your burn book one day, and you know exactly what you'd write about them. Even though you'll have a lot of frenemies, you will only have one best frenemy. If you aren't sure who that is just yet, answer these questions and we'll tell you which mean girl is your best frenemy.

How do you figure out percentages?
Cross multiply
Math is dumb.
With a calculator
I check my boobs.

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What do you do when someone doesn't wear pink on Wednesdays?
Nothing. I don't care.
Kick them out of the lunch table
Go off about how unfair it is
Tell our other friends that the pinkless person is a slut

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What is the first thing you do when you get to a party?
Observe the people who are there
Take control of the room
Make sure I have my friends with me
Look for someone to make out with

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Have you ever traveled out of the country?
Yes. I've lived outside of the country.
Yes, on vacation
No. I don't know anyone in different countries.
No. I don't speak any other languages.

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What do you like to do on social media?
Observe people
Cyber bully losers
Get into arguments with people
Show off my selfies

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You find a dress that you like. What do you do?
Buy it
Make sure it only comes in smaller sizes, then buy it
Make sure my friends like it before I buy it
Post a pic of it on social media

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What do you do when one of your friends starts dating your ex?
Nothing. I don't care.
Make them stop
Tell my closest friend that it's not cool
Talk trash about that person

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Which diet are you on?
None
Paleo
Gluten free
I just eat salad.

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Where do you expect to land on homecoming court?
Nowhere
Queen, obviously
Princess
Duchess

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What do you do when you're smarter than someone you're talking to?
Explain what I'm talking about to them
Make fun of them for being dumb
Tell them what my dad does for a living
I'm never smarter than people I talk to.

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How are you most likely to get a job?
Use my intelligence
I don't have to work.
Nepotism
Dress sexy

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What extracurricular activities are you in?
Math Club
Cheerleader
Student Council
None

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What is your mom like?
She's my best friend.
She's so annoying.
She helps me through hard times.
I don't have a mom.

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Your best frenemy just broke up with her boyfriend. How do you help her get over it?
Tell her it wasn't meant to be
Have her write his page in the burn book
Help her talk trash about her ex
Date her ex

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If someone makes you mad, what do you do?
Get over it
Destroy their life
Talk trash about them
Roll my eyes, they're just jealous.

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When a teacher breaks the rules, what do you do?
Nothing. I don't really care.
Try to get her fired
Demand she gets reprimanded
Tell my friends lies about her

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If you see two people fighting, do you stop it?
Yes, but first I observe.
No. I feed the fire.
Yes. I like people to be nice to each other.
No. I don't have time for that.

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How do you get someone to stop talking to you?
Stop talking to them
Spread rumors that they're gay
Talk trash about them loud enough for them to hear
Ask them to stop talking to me

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When someone in a different clique talks to you, what do you do?
Engage in the conversation
Hold up my hand and walk away
Listen to them, then talk trash about them
Look at them like the weirdos they are

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What does it take for you to be nice to people?
I try to be nice to everyone.
Getting hit by a bus
Learning that they have a famous relative
Having them be nice to me

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How much makeup do you wear?
Not a lot, but I can look great if I try.
I don't need much to look great.
As much as it takes to look perfect
I don't know, like 7.

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How do you get your weather forecast?
Watch the news
Look outside
Ask my friends
Check my boobs

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What do you do if you like your friend's ex?
Date him
Stop talking to my friend, and date him
Love him from afar
Make out with him without her knowing

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Have you ever cheated on a boyfriend?
No, never
Yes, every week.
No, but I've wanted to.
Yes, but only making out.

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What does your dad do for a living?
Research zoologist
I don't know. Something that makes a lot of money.
He invented the toaster strudel.
Nothing

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What's your favorite ice cream flavor?
Chocolate
I don't eat ice cream.
Strawberry
Vanilla

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What do you do when a less popular girl posts a picture of herself on social media.
I like it and comment on it.
Cyber bully her
I like it, then talk trash about her.
Smile, because I'm prettier.

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Do you want to go to college?
Yes. I love to learn.
Yes. To find a husband
No. I can easily get a job without it.
No. College is dumb.

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What would you do if one of your friends changed for the worse?
Talk to them about the changes
Stop talking to them completely
Go off about how bad they are now
Talk about them behind their back

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Do you have a car?
No. I can walk pretty much anywhere.
Yes. It's the one I picked out.
No. People drive me everywhere.
Yes, but I don't have my license.

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