Who said it... How I met your Mother


By: Scott Nordlund

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Think you know HIMYM? Let's test your knowledge

Who said... Have you met Ted?

Barney's go to intro for Ted... Have you met Ted?


Who said... You are my lilypad

Lily is lilypad for Marshall


Who said.... Legend wait for it.... ary

Barney is legend wait for it ary.


Who said... Now kids...

Ted leads of the episode


Who said... HELLO!!!!!

Ranjit's go to intro line... HELLO!


Who said... Please don't

Ted... says please don't whenever Marshall and Lily are about to hook up


Who said... I'm not a gay pirate, I have sex with my parrot all the time!

Marshall was a pirate, and Lily was a Parrot.


Who said.... You need to make sure a girl is above the Hot/Crazy line.

Barney's theory about woman is the hot/crazy line


Who said... Telling the how you met story is a choreographed dance.

Ted... Ted explained this about Marshall and Lily


Who said... no no no no no no no no no no

Robin's go to is no no no no no no no when she is uncomfortable


Who said.... SUIT UP!!!!

Barney's go to is.... to SUIT UP


Who said... You son of a bitch!

Lily is infamous for saying... You son of a bitch under her breath


Who said... SELF FIVE!

Barney sometimes yells SELF FIVE


Who said... Thank you, Linus.

Lily throughout season nine says... thank you, Linus


Who said.... It's BaskIceball, the greatest game ever. We invented it. it's Awesome!

Marshall's families game... baskiceball


Who said... Ring bear-er

Robin needed to check that they were having a ring bear-er


Who said... Pulling over

Ranjit infamously says pulling over!


Who said.... Let her go. She belongs out there...in the wild. You should be proud. You fought the cougar and lived.

Marshall states this about the cougar.


Who said... Yes. I had one minor hit. I had to go all over Canada and sing this song in malls. For a whole year I lived off of Orange Juliuses and Wetzel's Pretzels.

Robin explains her past as a teenage pop star


Who said... No, it was two nights ago. "She's Like the Wind" has been stuck in my brain for about 40 hours. I just got it out; now it's back in. Damn you, Swayze!

Marshall being frustrated at the Empire State Building led to this quote


Who said... Number ten, "The Winne-Bango." Number nine, "The Pick-Up Truck." Number eight, "The Ford Explore Her." Number seven, "The You Scream Truck." You Scream. [they all laugh] Number six, "Feels on Wheels!" Hello! Number five, "The Ride Her Truck." Number four, "The 18-Squealer." Number three, "The Esca-Laid." Number two, "The Slam-Boni." and... the number one thing I would've called my truck if Ted hadn't been a jerk and given it back... "The '69 Chevy."

Barney ran down the top 10 list for the rented truck with a bedroom in the back


Who said... So instead of an acoustic guitar, we're having a harp player. My mother owes someone money, and his daughter plays the harp.

Lily... in frustration said this


Who said... Loneliness...the looming specter of Valentine's Day fast approaching...the two key ingredients to my favorite day of the year - February 13th, Desperation Day.

Barney stated this about the infamous valentines day


Who said... There's something I need to tell you. I've thought about this a ton and I was hoping it wouldn't come to this, but... I'm not in love with Robin, but she's like family to me, and I can't end that. So, can you accept that?

Ted needed this talk to move forward with Victoria


Who said... This is going to be the best slapsgiving ever

Marshall said this at the beginning of the episode


Who said... Oh, this will be a nice memory to share with Marvin when he's older and deciding whether or not to put you in a home.

Robin notes this after Lily and Marshall are excited to get away from their new born


Who said... It was tragic. I mean to this day, you ask any Canadian where they were when Robin Sparkles lost it, not only can they tell you which Tim Horton's they were in - but what donut they were eating. Me? Wawa, Ontario. Blueberry fritter.

Steven Page has a great cameo in this episode.


Who said... I want Scotch...American Scotch, from Scotland! Just get that swill away from me

Barney says this after Robin gives him Canadian whiskey


Who said... This apartment needs some new life, so please, make our old home your new home. It is now ghost-free. Love,

Ted gives up the apartment to his best friends to raise their child


Who said... Just a burger? Just a burger. Robin, it’s so much more than "just a burger." I mean…that first bite — oh, what heaven that first bite is! The bun, like a sesame freckled breast of an angel, resting gently on the ketchup and mustard below, flavors mingling in a seductive pas de deux. And then... a pickle! The most playful little pickle! Then a slice of tomato, a leaf of lettuce and a…a patty of ground beef so exquisite, swirling in your mouth, breaking apart, and combining again in a fugue of sweets and savor so delightful. This is no mere sandwich of grilled meat and toasted bread, Robin. This is God, speaking to us through food.

Marshall goes into a deep discussion over his amazing burger


Who said... Stella hated Star Wars! She lied to you. Search your feelings, Ted. You know it to be true!

Marshall says this about Stella to Ted


Who said...He may not fit society's definition of a hero, but he is the hero I needed. The hero who helped me recover from the disaster of my failed almost-marriage and get back into the game. He lives in the shadows. Is he a dream? Truth? Fiction? Damnation? Salvation? He is all these things and none of them. He is...The Naked Man.

Ted explains his love of the naked man.


Who said... Kids, I’m going to tell you an incredible story: the story of how I met your mother

Ted leads the series off with this line.


Who said... How do you keep a girl from becoming your girlfriend? Simple: The rules for girls are the same as Gremlins. Rule number one: Never get them wet. In other words, don’t let her take a shower in your place. Rule number two: Keep them away from sunlight—i.e., don’t ever see them during the day. And rule number three: Never feed them after midnight. Meaning she doesn’t sleep over, and you don’t have breakfast with her, ever.

Barney explains how to best avoid woman


Who said... I used to be in such a hurry all the time. Everything was so urgent. Now I figured, if it’s going to happen it’ll happen when it happens. I’m not going anywhere, she’s not going anywhere. What’s the rush, right?

Ted said this at the end of the series


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