Who Said It? A "Goonies" Quiz

By: J.P. Naomi
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About This Quiz

With bad guys, a pirate map, and adventurous kids fighting to save their home, “The Goonies,” is a beloved piece of American pop culture. Take this quiz to see how well you remember all the best lines from this treasured movie!

"Hey, you guys!"

Sloth's real name in the film was Lotney Fratelli. Sloth was the deformed younger brother of the Fratellis.

"...All the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life."

Chunk's real name in the film is Lawrence Cohen. He is portrayed by actor Jeff Cohen.

"Goonies never say die!"

Mikey was portrayed by actor Sean Astin. He is known for his role in "The Goonies" as well as "The Lord of the Rings" triology.

"Because it’s their time. Their time! Up there! Down here, it’s our time. It’s our time down here."

The full quote of Mikey's pep talk to the Goonies is: "Don't you realize? The next time you see sky, it'll be over another town. The next time you take a test, it'll be in some other school. Our parents, they want the best of stuff for us. But right now, they got to do what's right for them. Because it's their time. Their time! Up there! Down here, it's our time. It's our time down here. That's all over the second we ride up Troy's bucket.

"Look it! I got an idea. Why don’t we just put chocolate all over the floor and let Chunk eat his way through?"

Mouth's real name in the film is Clark Devereaux. He is portrayed by actor Corey Feldman.

"No, sir. Actually, she’s out at the market buying Pampers for all us kids."

Brand answers the door for Elgin Perkins. Elgin is there looking for the Walsh parents, asking if their dad or mommy are home. Brandon replies sarcastically.

"This is ridiculous. It’s crazy. I feel like I’m babysitting, except I’m not getting paid."

Stef is portrayed by actress Martha Plimpton. She was born on November 16, 1970 in New York City.

"Hey I've got a great idea you guys! Slick shoes!"

Data's real name is Richard Wang. He is portrayed by actor Jonathan Ke Huy Quan.

"Is this supposed to be water?"

Upon running into the Fratellis, the Goonies ask for some water, though it doesn't exactly look so clean. Mama Fratelli replies, "It’s wet, ain’t it? Drink it!"

"I can’t tell… if it’s an “A sharp” or if it’s a “B flat”!"

Andrea "Andy" Carmichael was portrayed by actress Kerri Green. "The Goonies" was Green's first film of her career.

"They’ve got Mississippi Mud and they’ve got Chocolate Eruption..."

Chunk is snooping around the Fratelli's basement and discovers a freezer filled with several different kinds of ice cream. He is very excited until something major happens...

"I'm gonna hit you so hard that when you wake up, your clothes will be out of style!"

"The Goonies" was an 80s hit at the box office. With a $19 million budget, it made more than $61 million at the box office!

"[in Spanish] The marijuana goes in the top drawer. The cocaine and speed go in the second drawer. And the heroin goes in the bottom drawer. Always separate the drugs."

When Mrs. Walsh is showing their housekeeper Rosalita around, Mouth offers to translate for her. Instead of actually translating, Mouth frightens Rosalita with false translations.

"OK, Brand. Michael Jackson didn’t come over to my house to use the bathroom. But his sister did."

Chunk was often known for making up stories. Even the sheriff didn't believe him when he called in about the Fratellis.

"Wait, wait, stop, stop! You can’t do this. These are somebody else’s wishes. They’re somebody else’s dreams."

As the Goonies find a wishing well with lots of coins, they start picking them up and bagging the money. Stef stops everyone and says that they can't take those wishes away from them!

"I lost my glasses."

Martha Plimpton was nominated for a Young Artist Award for Exceptional Performance by a Young Actress in a Motion Picture for her role in "The Goonies." Her full name in the film was Stef Steinbrenner.

"This ain’t the kind of place you want to go to the bathroom in."

Mama Fratelli overhears Chunk and replies, "Why not?" Not realizing who just asked, Chunk replies, "Because they might have daddy longlegs and um... dead things, Mikey. DEAD THINGS!"

"I want you to keep your brother inside. I don’t want him to catch a cold."

Irene Walsh is portrayed by actress Mary Ellen Trainor. Trainor passed away in 2015 at the age of 52.

"Rocky... road?"

Sloth was portrayed by former NFL defensive end and actor John Matuszak. He passed away in 1989 at the age of 38.

"I ain't going down there, Mama. Are you kidding me?"

Jake Fratelli is portrayed by actor Robert Davi. Davi was born on June 26, 1953 in Queens, New York.

"Does Brand wear braces?"

Andy thinks she's kissing Brandon in the dark. Turns out she's got the wrong brother!

"Hello, sheriff's office? I'd like to report a murder!"

After acting in "The Goonies," Jeff Cohen went on to become an attorney. He is a founding partner of Cohen & Gardner, LLP.

'That's what I said! Booby traps!"

Data first says 'booty traps' - to which Stef corrects him saying, "You mean booby traps?"

"Braces? I don't wear braces, Mikey wears bra... Mikey! That little..."

Brand realizes that Andy actually shared a kiss with Mikey and not him! He starts yelling at Mikey when Andy cuts him short and kisses him.

"Get the rope here. Slothy, Slothy, jumprope Slothy."

Francis and Jake start singing "Jumprope! Jumprop! Ring around the rosie, pocket full of posies..." as they tie Sloth up in the chair in the basement.

"He should be put in a plastic bubble."

Brand is portrayed by actor Josh Brolin. Brolin is best known for his roles in "No Country for Old Men," "Men in Black 3," "W," and "Milk."

"They're here, they're here, they're here, they're here"

Andy is losing her cool when she believes that the Fratellis have found them and are going to hurt them. But all the Fratellis want is Willy's treasure.

"Kids suck."

Mama Fratelli is portrayed by actress Anne Ramsey. Ramsey passed away on August 11, 1988 in Hollywood, California.

"It's a stiff."

Chunk is in the walk-in freezer listing off names of ice creams when he suddenly realizes the body. He says, "It's a stiff" and everyone screams!

"You know, your voice is kind of nice when your mouth isn't screwing it up."

Stef gives Mouth somewhat of a compliment. He replies, "Yeah and your looks are kind of pretty -- when your face isn't screwing it up."

"Well, maybe twice. No Sloth! Put me down!"

Mama tries to calm Sloth down and begins singing "Rock-a-bye-baby" to him. He hears 'fall' and starts to get agitated because she dropped him as a baby.

"You know Sloth, if you sit too close to the TV, you're going to hurt your eyes."

Robert Davi is not only an actor but also a classically trained singer. His first album was named "Davi Sings Sinatra - On The Road To Romance."

"Hey, any of you guys ever hear of Detroit? Well, let me tell you what. That's where we're going when we lose the house tomorrow."

"The Goonies" story was written by Steven Spielberg. It was directed by Richard Donner, who was also a producer alongside Harvey Bernhard.

"Home? What home? In a couple more hours, it ain't gonna be home anymore."

Sean Astin is not only an actor. Has done some voice recording work as well. He was the voice of Raphael in the 2012 TV series, "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles."

"Tell us everything! Everything!"

Francis grabs Chunk by the throat and begins interrogating him. He demands that he tell him everything, and Chunk starts from early on...

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