Which Vin Diesel Car Should You Drive?

By: Zoe Samuel
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
Which Vin Diesel Car Should You Drive?
Image: Original Film / One Race Films / MRC / China Film

About This Quiz

Vin Diesel grew up in an acting family, and when he got his first major break in Hollywood in the film "Saving Private Ryan," Steven Spielberg said he thought Diesel would go on to become a great action movie star in the mold of Arnold Schwarzenegger. He wasn't wrong. Vin Diesel made small films to flex his acting muscles with the likes of director Sidney Lumet, but he is best known for his blockbusters. Vin Diesel is the force that made "The Fast and The Furious" successful. He showed he could make any script entertaining with "Triple X," and as the hero Riddick, he made goggles look cool. If there is one prop he is known for, Vin Diesel's name is synonymous with cars.

Vin owns a lot of cars. He owns exotic sports cars, muscle cars and a smattering of utility vehicles. in his films, he races sports cars on the track, muscle cars on the drag strip, and some cars in ways that can only be described in terms of special effects done on a computer. Just as Vin Diesel's brand of masculinity feels old fashioned in some ways, so too are the cars for which he is best known. The only question that remains is which of these cars is the one you should drive! Take this quiz, and we'll work it out for you. Fuel up! It's time for some Diesel!

Which structure would make for the best jump in a car?
A bridge
Another car
A multi-story parking garage
A ramp
What's the best way to wreck a classic muscle car?
Drop it from a great height, so it explodes
Spin out into an existing explosion
Roll it many times
Demolition derby
How much horsepower should terrify you?
600
450
800
300

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How slowly should one speak?
Relatively slowly, but haltingly
Very ... very ... slowly ...
Slowly, unless you're angry, and then you should talk quickly and yell!
Normal speaking speed is fine.
Which of these tattoos is the coolest?
A full arm sleeve
Crosshairs
The name of a lost loved one
No tattoo
What kind of laser would you use to shoot at a UFO?
A dental laser
A laser blaster
A Death Star laser
A laser pointer

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What's the best one-liner for when you bail out of a car right before it goes off a cliff?
It's me time!
The resale value of this car is about to plummet!
Time to see if this is a flying car!
Oh my God please don't let me die!
How many sequels is too many?
4
7
There is no such thing as too many sequels.
Stop when someone gets hurt.
What type of close-quarters weapon feels right for a fight in an urban setting?
A club
A knife
A machete
Pepper spray

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To what kind of person are you attracted?
Dangerous foreigners
I don't have time for relationships.
Exotic
Famous
What kind of person would you rather have as a sidekick?
A nerd
My sibling
A mentee
An agent
What kind of technology do you like best?
Cameras
Lock picks
Nitrous injectors
Smartphones

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How do you navigate when you're behind the wheel?
My team talks to me in my ear.
My navigator gives me turn-by-turn directions.
I know the way.
I just use a GPS.
What safety measures do you take when you get behind the wheel?
I let get in after someone else has driven the car.
I check all the levels and gauges.
I add a racing harness to the car.
I do a four-point inspection, and drive defensively.
How well do you take a hit?
I'll live.
Go ahead, I bet you don't know how to throw a punch.
C'mon! Bring it on, man!
Not the face. It's my livelihood.

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Where do you draw the line on "Yeah, I can fix that"?
When the car is ash
When the car is flat
Total wreck
Flat tire
Who are you trying to impress on the school run?
The babysitters
The kids
The parents
No one
What's in the trunk?
He's no one important.
$500,000 in cash
A stolen piece of alien technology
Uhhhh... nothing?

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How tinted are your windows?
Mirrored
Red tinted
Blacked out
Bone stock, little tint
What manner of car-pimping do you prefer?
Ground effects
Street glow
Rear wing
Chin spoiler
What is the coolest way to crash a car?
To take revenge
During a theft
In order to save a life
When it's not your fault, and you can prove it to your insurance company

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What's the best thing that's ever happened to you in a car?
I learned to feel fear.
I fell in love.
I won a race.
I didn't get hurt in an accident.
What special gloves do you wear when driving your car?
Black nitrile gloves
Purple, full-finger gloves
Black leather fingerless gloves
Luxury leather driving gloves
How much road do you need to feel comfortable to try to reach your car's top speed?
A mile or so
A half mile
Three miles
Ten miles

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Which is your best parking method?
Handbrake turn parking
Parallel parking
Bay parking
Valet parking
What's your driving tune?
Dubstep
Trip-hop
Classic rock
Top 40
What's hanging from your rear view mirror?
A religious icon
An air freshener
Fuzzy dice
Nothing

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Where do you keep your car?
In the middle of my loft
In a secret warehouse
In my workshop, behind all my other cars
In my driveway
How do you clean your car?
Power hose
I pay local kids to do it.
Lovingly, with a diaper and the most expensive wax known to man
I take it to a detailing center.
What pet might you take with you in your car?
A ferret
A monkey
A pitbull
A golden retriever

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