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It's strange how real doctors never look like television doctors! If you were a doctor, you would be as sexy as any actor. But which television doctor would you be?
How would your friends describe your sense of humor?
I have a pretty dark sense of humor.
I'm a practical joker.
People who don't know I'm joking because I have a dry sense of humor.
My friends are the only ones who understand my eclectic sense of humor.
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How good is your bedside manner?
I'm not great with sick people.
I'm extremely compassionate.
I'm understanding.
I make sure the ill person has what they need.
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If you worked in a hospital, what would your job be?
I would be security.
I would be a nurse.
I would be a chief doctor.
I would be a radiologist.
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What do you like least about hospitals?
I don't like waiting.
Hospitals smell weird.
Hospital food is horrible.
Hospitals are depressing.
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What gift would you take when visiting a hospital patient?
I would take food.
I would take flowers.
I would take a teddy bear.
I would take a gift card.
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What do you think would be the best thing about being a doctor?
I think the money would be great.
I would like curing people.
I would like getting to work in an exciting environment.
I would like helping others.
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Which "E.R." character did you like most?
Dr. Mark Greene.
Carol Hathaway.
Dr. Doug Ross.
Dr. Kerry Weaver.
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Where is the happiest place in a hospital?
The exit.
The gift shop.
The maternity ward.
The recovery room.
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Are you a good patient?
No, doctors never make good patients.
I have no patience for being sick.
I try to be polite when I don't feel well.
I have to be really sick to see a doctor.
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What do you think is the most difficult part of being a doctor?
I would hate giving bad news.
All that schooling cannot be easy.
The hours are horrendous.
I would not like being around sick people.
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If you were a doctor, what kind of doctor would you like to be?
I'd be a medical researcher.
I'd be an oncologist.
I'd be part of a family practice.
I'd be an ER physician.
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Which "M.A.S.H." character do you think you are most like?
Radar O'Reilly.
Hawkeye Pierce.
Margaret Houlihan.
Major Frank Burns.
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How would you try to wake someone up?
I would clap my hands in front of their face.
I would softly shake them.
I would set their alarm.
I would make coffee.
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Would you make a good child psychologist?
No, I should stick with adults.
I would be a terrible psychologist.
I would be a great child psychologist.
I think I could be good with some training.
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Which medical school would you most like to attend?
Harvard Medical School.
Baylor School of Medicine.
Stanford University School of Medicine.
Boston University School of Medicine.
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After a long shift at the hospital, what would you pour yourself to drink?
Scotch.
Beer.
Wine.
Hot cocoa.
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What alternative form of medicine might you try?
Acupuncture.
Massage therapy.
Aromatherapy.
Herbal medicine.
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What kind of shoes would you wear with your scrubs?
Sneakers.
Loafers.
Crocs.
Hospital-approved shoes.
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Would you like to be married to a doctor?
I will never get married.
I have been married to a doctor.
I would love being married to a doctor.
I would prefer someone with more time.
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What drink would you drink to help you stay awake during long hospital shifts?
Coffee.
Red Bull.
Monster Energy Drink.
Tea.
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How would you rate your level of health?
I choose not to answer.
I'm in reasonably good shape.
I am in great shape.
My job keeps me in shape.
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What do you like most about Dr. Gregory House?
I love everything about him.
I love his wit.
I love his straight to the point style.
I think he's a jerk.
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Would you be a good nurse?
I would be a terrible nurse.
I would be a better doctor.
I am a good nurse.
I think I would be a great nurse.
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What do you think is the toughest job in a hospital?
Ambulance Driver.
Security.
Triage.
Morgue Attendant.
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Are you a good actor?
I'm more a director than an actor.
I'm a good actor.
I can act when I need to.
I'm a decent actor.
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