Which Transformer are You?

By: Artimis Charvet
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
Which Transformer are You?
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About This Quiz

What sort of Transformer are you? Are you a leader like Optimus Prime? Clumsy like Bulkhead? Or speedy and annoying like Bumblebee? Answer with honesty, and you will find out which one you're like the most!
If you could choose between being an Autobot and a Decepticon, which side would you choose?
Autobots.
Decepticons.
I am actually human.
I don't like picking sides.
If you were a transformer, what type of vehicle would you turn into?
Car.
Truck.
Plane.
Boat.
Which would describe you the best?
Stubborn.
Compassionate.
Levelheaded.
Loyal.

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Which of these transformers that didn't make the list is your favorite?
Sideswipe.
Sentinel Prime.
Blackout.
The Fallen.
Who's your favorite villain outside of the "Transformers" universe?
Bowser from "Super Mario Bros."
Loki from "The Avengers."
Darth Vader from "Star Wars."
Scar from "The Lion King."
Which physical characteristic would you want to intimidate your opposition?
Large size. Large and in charge.
A menacing gaze: I have crazy eyes and know how to use them.
Slick and smooth moves. You can't touch me.
My nimble and small size means I'm too quick for you.

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If you were given the AllSpark, which vehicle would you use it on?
A garbage truck, it would totally hardcore smash things. CRUNCH!
A Lamborghini.
Ice cream truck!
A postal service truck.
What would happen if you were in the military?
I'd be a general.
I'd go AWOL, taking orders? Not for me.
I'd totally score chicks with the uniform.
I'd be a loyal, dependable soldier.
Did you watch "The Transformers" cartoon when you were younger?
Yes, didn't every little boy watch "The Transformers?"
Not really, I always liked "GI Joe" more when I was a boy.
No, girls like me stuck to shows like "Jem & the Holograms."
Yes, I was one of the few girls who did enjoy "The Transformers."

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Would you make a good wingman?
Not really, my presence is too big for a sidekick role.
No, it'd be too tempting to throw my friend under the bus for a laugh.
I think so, I am pretty smooth, but I can't promise your crush wouldn't be more interested in me.
I'm a little rusty, but I'd try.
If you're in a fight and on your knees just about to be defeated, what would you do?
Take the defeat, go to the gym for a couple of months, and then get your revenge.
Plead for mercy.
Make a joke and see if your attacker laughs, and eventually become the best of friends.
Run away!
What sport would you rather play?
Baseball.
Golf.
Lacrosse.
Soccer.

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What nickname suits you best?
"Hero."
"Zippy."
"Dance Machine."
"Grumpy."
What would be your first instinct if you met an alien?
Kill it.
Try to communicate with it.
Keep my distance.
Capture and study it.
Which game would you rather play?
Chess.
Risk.
Settlers of Catan.
Trivial Pursuit.

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What kind of work environment do you like to be in?
I like to work in teams.
Anything so long as I am calling the shots.
I like to work alone.
Whatever lets me do the least amount of work.
Is torture an effective method for gathering sensitive information?
No, that's a waste of time.
Some forms of torture, like isolation, can be effective.
Yes, it's a hobby of mine.
It depends on who I'm torturing and what for.
What motivates you?
Power.
Injustice.
Pain and suffering.
Friends.

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What bothers you more?
Gluttony.
Injustice.
Insurgents.
Insults.
Who would you save first?
Whomever I'm obligated to.
Myself.
A family member.
My friends.
Can you make peace with your enemies?
I don't have any enemies.
Yes, if they're willing to change their ways and do the right thing.
If they're willing to submit to my rule, yes.
No, I destroy my enemies.

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Do you believe there is right and wrong, good and evil?
In a way, but it's not that simple.
Yes, of course!
No, life is one giant grey area.
No, there is what we have to do to survive.
Do you have your emotions under control?
I have everything under control.
I've been told I should consider anger management courses.
For the most part, but I'm only human.
I've given up control over my life.
Which of the following do you take the most pleasure in?
Pain and suffering of others.
Winning.
Gaining followers.
Saving others.

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Are you more confrontational or manipulative?
Confrontational.
Manipulative.
I wouldn't call it manipulation...
I prefer to be diplomatic, which requires being both confrontational and manipulative at times.
What kind of emotional baggage do you carry?
None, I'm light as a feather.
I carry the weight of the world.
I have some trust and control issues. Nothing major.
I feel as though others have unfairly wronged me one too many times. I'm bitter.
What's your weapon of choice?
Leadership.
A gun.
Diplomacy.
My sword.

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Do you hold grudges?
Yes, I have a hard time letting things go.
Not really, I just need lots of time and space to cool off.
The past is the past; I prefer to remain in the present.
Sometimes, but I prefer to let things go.
Which of these roles suit you the best?
Leader.
Survivor/Warrior.
Problem-solver.
Protector/Caretaker.
What does justice mean to you?
It depends on the context.
I'm still figuring that out.
"Blood must have blood."
"An eye for an eye."

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