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Is your job dangerous?
Yes, but it isn't always.
I'm in between gigs right now.
Not at all.
It depends on how you define dangerous...
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Would you be willing to travel to a war zone for a work assignment?
Absolutely...not!
Sure, why not?
The likelihood of that ever happening is practically nonexistent.
I'm gonna have to say no.
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Have you even been called a "shameless whore"?
Not that I can remember, but it's entirely possible.
Yes, but it was in a different language and it went over my head at the time.
Yes, more than once.
What a horrible thing to call someone!
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Are you good at 'adulting'?
I haven't figured out how to properly adult yet.
Well, that depends on who is asking.
I pay my taxes and bills, have a job, and my own place. I'd say I'm successfully adulting.
We're all kids at heart!
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Do you find yourself in a lot of ridiculous or outrageous scenarios?
Chaos is attracted to me. I can't help it.
Yes, but that's because I seek them out.
Yes, I constantly feel like I'm in "The Twilight Zone," but it's just my life.
Weird things happen. I'm used to it.
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Do you like to write?
I hate writing so much that I even refuse to write grocery lists, which explains why I always forget the milk!
Yes, but only if it's about a groundbreaking story. Otherwise writing is boring.
Yes, writing is my job.
I don't mind writing, but it's not something I do often.
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Would you ever pee somewhere anyone could see you?
Yes, I've done it countless many times.
Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Yes, and shamelessly so.
If I had a good reason to, sure.
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Are you gullible?
No, but sometimes the blind trust I have for loved ones gets me into trouble.
No, I don't think so.
It depends. I catch on quick.
Yes, and I'm not afraid to admit it.
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How often do you drink?
Drinking has become an important part of my social life.
I drink with friends a healthy amount.
Rarely. Drinking isn't my thing.
I don't like the taste of alcohol.
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Have you ever been cheated on?
I don't talk about that...
Yes, that scumbag jerk face.
I don't think so, but I've dated some questionable people.
Not that I know of.
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Are you impulsive or do you take dumb risks?
I'm impulsive, but I do try to avoid taking dumb risks.
Yes and more yes.
No and definitely no.
I take risks that I don't realize are dumb at the time, but I learn from my mistakes.
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Would you have sex with a coworker?
Who wouldn't?
I'd like to be able to say I wouldn't, but I would.
Yes, I've done it before.
No, I have boundaries.
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Are you awkward?
I have an awkward sense of humor and I'm a weirdo, but I wouldn't call myself awkward.
No, not really. I do alright in social interactions.
Only when it comes to trying to make friends, going on dates, talking with my boss...Okay, you got me. I'm awkward.
I'm painfully awkward.
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Do you have a "special friend"?
Not at the moment.
Yes.
Is this a euphemism or something?
I don't know. This is confusing. All of my friends are special to me.
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Are you a morning person?
No, not at all.
I complain about getting up every morning.
I get my best work done in the morning.
I love the mornings! Morning is a fresh start every day.
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Do you ever have freak outs?
I wouldn't call them freak outs. They're more like self-sabotaging meltdowns.
Yes, and always at seriously inopportune moments.
If I haven't eaten junk food in awhile, things can get real ugly real quick.
Yes, but I'm working on that.
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How do you deal with uncertainty?
Uncertainty makes me uncomfortably anxious and bloated.
I make the uncertain, certain. Or at least I try (and fail) to.
I need to know everything that's happening as it's happening and before it even happens.
I do okay with it. I know there are only so many things I can control in life.
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Is your room/house clean?
It's messy, but I know exactly where everything is...except for the remote.
Yes, I like to keep things neat.
I hold onto a lot of junk because of sentimental value.
Yes, I'm an organized person.
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Are you an adrenaline junkie?
Only when I'm under the influence or giving in to peer pressure.
It's a new phase. I'll get over it.
No, I lead a very lame, very tame life.
I enjoy adventures and thrills, but I don't chase adrenaline highs.
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Are you satisfied with your life?
I enjoy both the ups and downs on the roller coaster that is life.
No, but I'm getting there, gradually.
I think I'm doing okay.
Sure, but there's always room for improvement.
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Are you responsible?
No, it's a personal shortcoming I've been working on for awhile.
In some ways, yes. In other ways, I'm definitely not.
Yes, I'd say so.
Sure, I'm responsible in the ways that matter most.
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What sort of expectations do you have for the people in your life?
I expect everyone to be as honest as I am.
I expect people to leave me alone.
Unrealistic ones.
I expect those in my life to treat me with the same respect and compassion that I show them.
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Can you laugh at yourself?
I can laugh at stereotypes, but not at personal jokes.
No, I take myself seriously.
Of course! Most of my jokes are about myself.
Yes, it's important to be able to laugh at yourself.
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Are your life circumstances stable?
No, my life is a bit of a mess.
I'm in a transition period.
Yes, I've been doing the same thing for awhile now. I'm settled in.
Things are a bit unstable, but I'm working on it.
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When's the last time you asked someone for money?
The other day.
I've never asked anyone for money.
A while back when I lost my wallet.
I don't want to burden anyone, so I wouldn't ask anyone for money.
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Do you have a car?
Yes, but it's slowly dying on me.
Yes, as all adults should.
I don't need a car when I have access to public transportation.
No, I can ride my bike if I need to get anywhere.
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What do you do when you have a difficult life decision to make?
I go into crisis mode.
I focus my energy on a new project or go on a trip to avoid making difficult decisions.
I seek out advice.
I spend a lot of time thinking about it until I come to a sudden revelation triggered by a seemingly irrelevant event.
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Do you have much luck with romantic relationships?
Does anyone?
Kind of, but nothing has worked out.
I've had the worst luck.
No, something always gets in the way.
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What is one word that friends would use to describe you?
Unpredictable.
Impulsive.
Predictable.
Well-adjusted.
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