Which Swamp Predator Are You?

By: Teresa McGlothlin
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
Which Swamp Predator Are You?
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About This Quiz

Grab a pair of hip waders and a case full of bug spray for this quiz. We are going to head to the swamps so that we can find out which predator you are most like. Whether you're as patient as an alligator or as pounce prone as a bobcat, we're going to let you know. 

As we swim our way through our questions, try to avoid falling into any quicksand by answering as honestly as you can. Use your animal instincts to choose the response you feel represents you best. You might not have considered yourself as having anything in common with a swamp animal, but they are some of the most resilient and toughest predators in the world! 

Once we've assessed your personality, your feelings about some of the world's most loved animals and the way you approach your life, we think we will be able to pair you up with the swamp predator that could be your soulmate. Which one do you think it will be?

While some of you will slither to the end, others will caterwaul your way through. No matter how you get there, your answer is waiting at the end. Now, let's find out - which swamp predator are you? 

Could you be described as aggressive?
I'm more passive.
I have my aggressive moments.
I'm aggressive on Black Friday.
I am aggressive when I need to be.
Which farm animal is the cutest?
Rooster
Pig
Cow
Donkey
Do you have any pets?
I have a few pets.
I don't have any pets.
I have one pet.
I wish I could have pets.

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Do you have a thick skin?
I can take a joke.
I'm kind of sensitive.
I have a thick skin at work.
I don't take much personally.
Which big cat is the most frightening?
Lion
Jaguar
Cheetah
Cougar
Would you rather have claws or paws?
I like my feet!
I would prefer to have scales.
I would prefer to have paws.
You can't live without claws!

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Which insect is most annoying?
Mosquito
Flea
Roach
Bedbug
Are you good at fishing?
I should have a PBS show.
I'm better at hunting.
I've caught a few in my day.
I've never been fishing.
How do you feel about snakes?
Snakes are evil.
I like snakes.
Snakes give me the creeps.
They don't bother me.

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Which of your senses is most sensitive?
Touch
Smell
Eyesight
Hearing
Which dog breed do you like most?
Rottweiler
Pug
Jack Russell
Boxer
Are you afraid of mice?
I fear nothing.
I'm terrified of mice.
Rats are more horrifying than mice.
I don't mind them so much.

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Do you think with your head or your heart?
I think with my stomach.
I think with my head more than my heart.
I'm all heart!
It depends on the issue.
Do black cats freak you out?
I think they look cool.
I don't like it when they cross my path.
I don't like cats at all.
Black cats don't bother me.
Which of your facial features is most pronounced?
Nose
Eyes
Chin
Lips

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What is your favorite part of camping?
I like to sit around the fire.
I like going fishing.
I would rather stay home than go camping.
I like being away from everything.
Are you a good swimmer?
I swim like a fish.
I can make it to the shore.
I swim like a boulder.
I never learned to swim.
Which marine creature is most fascinating?
Killer whale
Jellyfish
Stingray
Manatee

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How would you rate your hunting skills?
I'm a good bargain hunter.
I've never been hunting.
I am a great shot.
I've only been hunting a few times.
What kind of fish tastes the best?
Salmon
Bass
I don't eat fish.
Tuna
If you woke up in the swamp, what would you do?
I would find my way out.
I would call 911.
I would need a diaper.
I would build a fire and wait for rescue.

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What is your attitude like?
Positive
Helpful
Sarcastic
Open
Where would you rather vacation?
The Everglades, Florida
Candaba Swamp, Phillipines
The Pantanal, Brazil
Atchafalaya Basin, Louisiana
Which apex predator are you like in the morning?
Saltwater crocodile
Great white shark
Polar bear
Snow leopard

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When is the last time you visited a swamp?
I've never been to a swamp.
I live near a swamp.
It was on vacation once.
I frequently walk by a swamp in the park.
Which reality show could you win?
"Naked and Afraid"
"Survivor"
"Alone"
"Doomsday Preppers"
Which game meat would you try?
I would rather starve.
Bear
Squirrel
Venison

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Are you the outdoorsy type?
I love being outdoors.
I work outdoors.
I'm the indoorsy type.
I like to get out from time to time.
Do you take a lot of naps?
I take as many naps as I can.
I never nap.
I take a nap every day.
I wish I had time to nap.
Which bird do you find most majestic?
Eagle
Falcon
Parrot
Seagull

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