Which Superhero Should Be Your Personal Trainer?
By: Mark Lichtenstein
Estimated Completion Time 4 min
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About This Quiz
Getting in shape isn't the easiest thing in the world. Some of us are just built like The Incredible Hulk naturally, but that isn't the case for most of us. It takes a lot of work to get in shape, and a lot of us have a hard time sticking with the plans that we make. If you are anything like most people, you have made tons of promises to yourself about how you were going to wake up in the morning and hit the gym and eat healthily, but all you end up doing is waking up and hitting the snooze button on your alarm clock and having a donut.
This is why you are going to need to hire a personal trainer, and if you really want to be serious about getting in shape, you probably want to hire a superhero. We know they seem like they are too busy to help you with your personal fitness goals, but if you catch them at the right time, in between fighting bad guys, you could probably work something out. But which superhero would be the best personal trainer for you? You might as well take this quiz and find out.
START QUIZ
How much of a wimp are you?
The other wimps beat me up.
I'm pretty average for a wimp.
Do you have something specific you want to get in shape for?
I want to make the world a better place.
I want to be tough enough to withstand anything.
I have a compulsion to get huge.
My job requires that I get in shape.
How gentle must your personal trainer be?
They must be very gentle.
They're not to be gentle unless I get hurt.
I wouldn't mind if they're gentle like a big dog.
Is the reputation of your trainer important to you?
I don't mind if they have a dark side.
I don't mind if they are fairly unknown.
I don't mind if they are hated.
Do you mind if your trainer has to frequently be away?
I don't mind if they have to fly off to the moon to fight aliens.
I don't mind they have to disappear to avoid capture by the police.
I don't mind if my trainer ends up trapped in an energy crystal.
I need my trainer to show up even if it means they have to grow a new face.
What part of your body do you want to focus on?
What is your medical fitness need?
Do you mind if your trainer blathers about their mission all day?
Yeah, I'd rather they stay quiet.
I'd rather they not have a mission.
I don't mind as long as it's entertaining.
How will you dress for the gym?
A red white and blue Nike outfit.
A muscle shirt and short shorts.
An alien symbiote that can mimic any clothing.
Other than the gym, what do you do to be fit?
I build cars, using my muscles as much as possible.
What sport would you take up if you were fit?
Which athlete do you admire for their physique?
If you were in a sport, what's the worst cheating you might do?
Biting a member of the other team.
How are you at biking?
I can go for a long time.
I can go hard until my legs give out.
I can go for strong bursts.
Do you currently play a sport?
No, I really want to though.
No, I'm not interested in "sports."
What is your preferred sport to watch?
If you could be good at any sport, what would it be?
Do you want to train in a group, or one on one?
I'd like to be part of a team.
I want to work one on one.
I need classes full of people or else I can't focus.
I don't mind if there's someone else in the room.
Which kind of exercise do you want your trainer to focus on?
What should your trainer yell at you?
"Do it for your country!"
"You're looking huge, bro!"
"C'mon you sniveling weakling!"
Does your significant other have a fitness regimen?
No, they just have a fit lifestyle.
Which superhero would you like to meet, but not be trained by?
Do you want a trainer you could hang out with?
No, I want someone who doesn't have much of a social life.
No, I want a dark shut in.
Yeah, I want someone fun!
No, I want someone who lives in a fallout shelter and talks to themselves.
If you got super strong and could do anything you wanted with your strength, what would you do?
Fight for the American way!
I'd take a terrible revenge on those who wronged myself and my loved ones.
I'd fight for the rights of minorities.
I'd kill the people who've made me angry.
If your trainer could teach you a skill other than pure fitness, what would you want that to be?
How do you want people to react when your trainer swaggers into the gym?
They should all start taking pictures and swooning.
They should be calling the cops.
They should cower in fear.
Does your trainer have to be good looking?
They should have a few scars
They should look ridiculous.
No, in fact, they should be a bit ugly.
Does your trainer have to be intelligent?
No, they can be as dumb as a rock.
They should be educated, if not intelligent.
How often do you plan on seeing your trainer?
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