Which Spice Describes You in Bed?
By: Ian Fortey
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About This Quiz
Eating food without spice is a lot like trying to get down in bed without another person, and possibly not even a bed. It's like waiting for a bus and considering that sexy. It's wrong! Spice is what elevates the food we eat from the food that beasts eat. It adds a sensual dimension, a physical sensation that you can feel. We've all experienced it before - that flush in your cheeks as you dig into something delicious with just a hint of heat, right?
Spices just elevate a simple dish to something extravagant. Look what spices can do in Italian, Indian, Mexican, or Chinese cuisine. They make them pretty much unforgettable, sensuous and fulfilling. You know what else could be described in those terms? Sexy fun times. That means spice and sexy times probably have more in common than you'd think. If you tell us about your sexy proclivities, we can tell you what kind of sexy spice fits you best. Share a few personal details with us about your likes and dislikes, maybe some things you've experienced and some others you'd never want to try, and we can tell you just what kind of spice matches up with you in the bedroom! Just take the quiz and see!
We use the word "bedroom" as a euphemism for anywhere sexy fun happens. Where might it happen other than the bedroom?
The car? The yard? A movie theater?
Usually, the bedroom is good.
You can never go wrong when you bring a few props or helpful additions to the bedroom. What are you most likely to have on your nightstand?
Would you ever consider watching a dirty movie with your partner?
Watch them? I'd make them.
We could definitely do that.
I might, if it wasn't weird.
Some people have a sex night scheduled. Is that a thing you do?
Does "every night" count?
If you had to pick a number, how many people do you think you've slept with, more or less?
When your partner tries out something that just isn't working for you, what do you do?
Try to direct them elsewhere
Suggest something more fun
What's a fetish you think you could get into?
Sex and food go together like peas and carrots. What do you think is the best food to involve in sexy times?
What happens if you're having sexy fun with someone and then you get caught by someone else?
Not sure how that would ever happen
I would be embarrassed beyond belief.
Would you ever have sex in a public place where you could be seen?
I might, depending on the place
I don't want to be caught, but I'd do it outside.
Have you ever sent someone a sexy photo?
Yes, but you couldn't tell it was me.
A couple, to a special someone
Just once, and I was super stressed.
How comfortable are you being naked just walking around in front of someone else?
I'd be naked all day if I could.
At home with my partner is fine.
I'll do housework naked, I don't care.
I'm pretty self-conscious.
Would you ever invite a third party into the bedroom for some fun?
It would have to be someone I really trust.
I don't think I'd like that.
If your partner suggested some roleplaying, what role would you like to try out?
"Fifty Shades of Grey" was insanely popular. Would you ever engage in any bondage play?
I could use some fuzzy cuffs.
That's one thing among many I'd try.
What's your opinion on one-night stands?
One of the best things ever
I've had one and enjoyed it.
Everyone should try it at least once.
I don't go out looking for that, but if it happens...
When you're in the middle of a fun night in bed, would you ever bust out the dirty talk?
I could make a sailor blush.
If your partner is good at it, it's fun.
A little is great, but I tend to be more focused on other things.
If your partner wanted to spank you, what would you say?
If I get to have a turn, too
What would you say is the most daring place you ever had sex?
How important is foreplay to having a good time with your partner?
Sometimes I just want to get to business.
It's just as important as everything else.
I love it, but if we're in a hurry I can skip it.
Do you like to share the details of your sex life with friends or do you keep it on the down low?
I have one good friend I talk to.
I guess it depends on what we're discussing.
I keep most of it private.
Do you take a more dominant or submissive role in the bedroom?
They say you can tell a lot about someone by their kiss. What kind of kiss gets you going?
I want it hot and hungry.
Are public displays of affection OK or a no go for you?
Anytime, anyplace is good
Everything within reason, right?
You should keep it to a minimum.
If you were looking to pick up someone online, where would you go?
When you're really into it, do you get vocal or not?
I'm screaming and cussing up a storm.
I've been known to moan and grunt.
I can make some interesting sounds.
I'm responsive but not super loud.
When your mind starts wandering, who do you find yourself fantasizing about?
Anyone I see who looks sexy
What would you say is the sexiest item of clothing you own?
I have some leather items.
I have some underwear for special occasions.
Just one? That's a tough call.
I have one special outfit I use sometimes.
What's your overall opinion on monogamy?
Not sure it's 100 percent natural
If you and your partner are comfortable with more people, then that's fine.
All depends on the relationship
Do you need to love someone to have sex with them?
It makes sex different if you love the person.
I think it's best, but not essential.
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