Which Spice Describes You in Bed?

By: Ian Fortey
Estimated Completion Time
5 min
Which Spice Describes You in Bed?
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About This Quiz

Eating food without spice is a lot like trying to get down in bed without another person, and possibly not even a bed. It's like waiting for a bus and considering that sexy. It's wrong! Spice is what elevates the food we eat from the food that beasts eat. It adds a sensual dimension, a physical sensation that you can feel. We've all experienced it before - that flush in your cheeks as you dig into something delicious with just a hint of heat, right?

Spices just elevate a simple dish to something extravagant. Look what spices can do in Italian, Indian, Mexican, or Chinese cuisine. They make them pretty much unforgettable, sensuous and fulfilling. You know what else could be described in those terms? Sexy fun times. That means spice and sexy times probably have more in common than you'd think. If you tell us about your sexy proclivities, we can tell you what kind of sexy spice fits you best. Share a few personal details with us about your likes and dislikes, maybe some things you've experienced and some others you'd never want to try, and we can tell you just what kind of spice matches up with you in the bedroom!  Just take the quiz and see!

We use the word "bedroom" as a euphemism for anywhere sexy fun happens. Where might it happen other than the bedroom?
In the shower
Hot tub
The car? The yard? A movie theater?
Usually, the bedroom is good.

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You can never go wrong when you bring a few props or helpful additions to the bedroom. What are you most likely to have on your nightstand?
A few sex toys
Warming lube
Handcuffs
Condoms

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Would you ever consider watching a dirty movie with your partner?
Watch them? I'd make them.
We could definitely do that.
Just one?
I might, if it wasn't weird.

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Some people have a sex night scheduled. Is that a thing you do?
Does "every night" count?
I've tried it
I prefer spontaneity!
I have a date night!

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If you had to pick a number, how many people do you think you've slept with, more or less?
20
Eight
33
Four

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When your partner tries out something that just isn't working for you, what do you do?
Tell them
Try to direct them elsewhere
Suggest something more fun
Just go with it

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What's a fetish you think you could get into?
Bondage
Exhibitionism
Roleplay
Feet

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Sex and food go together like peas and carrots. What do you think is the best food to involve in sexy times?
Honey
Strawberries
Whipped cream
Chocolate

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What happens if you're having sexy fun with someone and then you get caught by someone else?
Put on a show
Not sure how that would ever happen
Laugh it off
I would be embarrassed beyond belief.

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Would you ever have sex in a public place where you could be seen?
Would and have
I might, depending on the place
I don't want to be caught, but I'd do it outside.
No, thanks!

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Have you ever sent someone a sexy photo?
Oh, yeah!
Yes, but you couldn't tell it was me.
A couple, to a special someone
Just once, and I was super stressed.

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How comfortable are you being naked just walking around in front of someone else?
I'd be naked all day if I could.
At home with my partner is fine.
I'll do housework naked, I don't care.
I'm pretty self-conscious.

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Would you ever invite a third party into the bedroom for some fun?
Done that already
It would have to be someone I really trust.
I think it could be fun.
I don't think I'd like that.

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If your partner suggested some roleplaying, what role would you like to try out?
Naughty Nun
Teacher
Stripper
Police Officer

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"Fifty Shades of Grey" was insanely popular. Would you ever engage in any bondage play?
I do it frequently.
I could use some fuzzy cuffs.
That's one thing among many I'd try.
Maybe some light stuff

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What's your opinion on one-night stands?
One of the best things ever
I've had one and enjoyed it.
Everyone should try it at least once.
I don't go out looking for that, but if it happens...

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When you're in the middle of a fun night in bed, would you ever bust out the dirty talk?
I could make a sailor blush.
Sexy talk can be fun.
If your partner is good at it, it's fun.
A little is great, but I tend to be more focused on other things.

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If your partner wanted to spank you, what would you say?
Bare hand or paddle?
Not too hard, please!
If I get to have a turn, too
Not my cup of tea

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What would you say is the most daring place you ever had sex?
At my job
In the woods
Movie theater
Parent's house

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How important is foreplay to having a good time with your partner?
Sometimes I just want to get to business.
It's just as important as everything else.
I love it, but if we're in a hurry I can skip it.
Very important

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Do you like to share the details of your sex life with friends or do you keep it on the down low?
My life is an open book.
I have one good friend I talk to.
I guess it depends on what we're discussing.
I keep most of it private.

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Do you take a more dominant or submissive role in the bedroom?
Definitely dominant
Depends on the person
I'm very versatile.
I'm pretty submissive.

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They say you can tell a lot about someone by their kiss. What kind of kiss gets you going?
I want it hot and hungry.
Gentle and sexy
I need that tongue.
Something passionate

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Are public displays of affection OK or a no go for you?
Anytime, anyplace is good
I think kissing is fine.
Everything within reason, right?
You should keep it to a minimum.

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If you were looking to pick up someone online, where would you go?
Adultfriendfinder
Match
Tinder
eHarmony

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When you're really into it, do you get vocal or not?
I'm screaming and cussing up a storm.
I've been known to moan and grunt.
I can make some interesting sounds.
I'm responsive but not super loud.

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When your mind starts wandering, who do you find yourself fantasizing about?
A coworker
A celebrity
Anyone I see who looks sexy
My partner

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What would you say is the sexiest item of clothing you own?
I have some leather items.
I have some underwear for special occasions.
Just one? That's a tough call.
I have one special outfit I use sometimes.

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What's your overall opinion on monogamy?
Not sure it's 100 percent natural
If you and your partner are comfortable with more people, then that's fine.
All depends on the relationship
It's very important.

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Do you need to love someone to have sex with them?
Not at all
It makes sex different if you love the person.
Not always, no
I think it's best, but not essential.

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