Which NCIS team member are you?

By: Artimis Charvet
Estimated Completion Time
5 min
Which NCIS team member are you?
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About This Quiz

NCIS is one those shows that TV producers hope to make; it's successful, it has the potential to go on forever, and spin-off shows are a plot away. This show, which first aired in 2003, now has almost 350 episodes and is still going strong. It has spin-offs in the cities of Los Angeles and New Orleans and is the second longest-running (non-animated) TV show in the United States. So there has to be something that the people love that allows the show to be brought back season after season, and one of those things is their characters. If you were to be placed on the show for a season, who would you be? 

Are you Ziva? She is a strong woman who has gone through a lot- so she has no problem kicking butt and taking names. Are you Abby? She's basically a genius who gets along well with her machines and humans. Maybe you're Anthony. You can alternate between being charming and childish and also being deep (but that's only for special occasions). Or are you Tim? He's the funnyman who keeps everything and everyone else from falling apart. 

If you're ready to become a criminal investigator (albeit a fictional one), take this quiz to find out who you are! 


Which combination of words describes you best?
Tough, loyal, brave.
Flirtatious, adventurous, cocky.
Intelligent, eccentric, spontaneous.
Focused, dedicated, light-hearted.
When you look in the mirror, what do you see?
Someone suave and debonair, with classic Hollywood looks.
The person I have always wanted to be. I really like myself.
A lack of confidence.
No, no. The important thing is making others see what I want them to see.
Which of these colors are you most attracted to?
Beige.
Black.
Military green.
Hot pink.

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How would you describe your clothing style?
Professional and comfortable.
I wear well-fitted clothing that breathes and moves with me.
When I am at work it's business casual, but when I am at home I just throw on sweats.
Sharp, well-tailored, stylish.
What would your area of expertise be in on the Naval Yard?
Interrogation and tortu...I mean...
Team management.
I am a primo investigator.
Forensics! I am a total crime junkie.
Which of these is your favorite hobby?
Studying defense training.
A little R&R with D&D.
Bowling!
Cruising the bars.

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A woman makes for a better Director of NCIS.
This girl definitely agrees. Long live Director Shepard!
No way! Guys like me do everything better.
Agreed. For a man like me, the more women around, the better!
What is your favorite type of food?
Home-cooking.
Anything sugary and caffeinated.
Chinese is pretty nice...or pizza! Dude, I could go for pizza right now.
I'll eat anything as long as it involves red meat and beer.
You know a perp. is guilty, so how do you get him to confess?
I don't need a confession. I have irrefutable DNA evidence. Take that!
A little reverse psychology. Perps fall for it every time.
I do whatever I have to.
I can't say. Now, shut the door on your way out and don't mind the cries for help.

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Another government agency is pressuring you for information on a case. How do you respond?
It's need to know, and they don't.
Defer to Gibbs.
If you worked with the NCIS team, which one of these activities would you most enjoy?
Catching the bad guys...plain, and simple.
Interrogating suspects.
Playing with the new office toys.
Solving the crime puzzle by piecing together evidence.
Where are you most likely to be found on a Sunday afternoon?
Basement, boat, coffee mug full of Jack.
Waking up next to my flavor of the week. I mean...Cindy? Shoot. Uh, Tiffany?
Working with Habitat for Humanity.
Sitting in front of my typewriter wishing away writer's block.

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It's vacation time! Where do you go?
Would it be creepy if I went to Florida for spring break?
On a cross-country tour of the most haunted spots in the U.S.
Comic-Con.
Anywhere quiet and tropical.
Do you work well under pressure?
I prefer to be more relaxed, but I can handle the pressure.
Yes. I will do anything to keep my spotless reputation.
I am trained to handle any situation.
Is there any other way to work?
How's your aim?
I can shoot well if I need to, but the thought of it freaks me out a bit.
I can rip the target a new bull's-eye. But, I am best with my knives.
Hey, I don't want to be a sniper for nothing!
Pretty good if I do say so myself. Okay, yeah...not that great.

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What would be the worst thing about working for NCIS?
Never getting to use my weapons the way I WANT to.
Losing a victim...or a co-worker.
Trying not to date my co-workers.
Being forced to pull the trigger.
Which one of Gibbs' rules is your favorite?
Rule #12: Never date a co-worker.
Rule #11: When the job is done, walk away.
Rule #39: There is no such thing as coincidence.
Rule #9: Never go anywhere without a knife.
Which former or supporting NCIS character is your favorite?
Ducky - I love his mother and his accent!
Caitlin Todd - R.I.P. She was smokin'!
Mike Franks - Now he's a man's man!
Director Shepard - I always wanted the Director and Gibbs to get back together!

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Which NCIS main character is your favorite?
Tony - I would love to hang out with him.
Abby - There is no one else like her on television.
Leroy Jethro Gibbs - One of the best characters ever written.
Ziva - What a great role model for women!
In an office environment, who are you most likely to be?
The Boss
A manager
The tech guy
A receptionist
How often do you go out and party?
Every night
Only on special occasions
Every night - but in secret.
Never

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How are you when it comes to romance?
I don't have time for romance
I have a steady relationship with someone
I have my eye on someone, but I am too shy to make anything happen
I have a new friend every night.
Who were you most like in high school?
Jock
Goth
Class Clown
Class President
How are you at meeting new people?
I love it
It's fine, but not too important
It's kind of a terrifying experience for me
I find it hard to relate to others

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Where do you prefer to work?
in my office
Out in the field
At home
I don't like to work
Would you ever go through someone's private items?
Of course
Only if they're up to something
Only if necessary
Never
Which video game appeals to you the most?
The Sims
World of Warcraft
Tetris
Grand Theft Auto

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When do you end an argument?
Only when I've won
Only when I've lost
When we reach a compromise
I don't have arguments
How do you spend your free time?
Working
Going to Clubs
Hanging with friends
Doing something completely solitary
Where do you get all of your clothes?
Hot Topic
Armani
Mens Warehouse
Nordstrom

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