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"In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Victims Unit." Which of the dedicated detectives are you most like?
What is one word that others would use to describe you?
Compassionate.
Driven.
Skeptical.
Assertive.
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Which quote do you identify with the most?
"The truth is everybody changes everyday and some things are more devastating than others."
"If you don't question authority, you lose your humanity."
"I don't trust the system, not completely."
"You think I want to be here? I don't want to be here..."
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Do you believe in conspiracy theories?
Yes: question everything.
Not usually, but they turn out to be right sometimes.
Nah, those are for wacks.
There are only a few people who can convince me to believe in a conspiracy theory.
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Do you have a significant other?
They never last long...
I used to, but we're not together anymore.
I've been married and divorced multiple times.
No, I'm good with being alone.
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Are civil rights and liberties important?
There is nothing more important to our society.
Yes, absolutely.
Aren't they the same thing?
Yes, but sometimes personal sacrifice is required for the greater good.
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Who are you in your friend group?
The paranoid one.
The responsible decision maker.
The hot head.
The laid-back one.
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How do you handle failure/defeat?
Go to bed, get up the next morning, and try again the next day.
Physically lash out and then take a breather.
I might get a bit flustered, but then I get over it.
I accept it and move on, but I usually feel down on myself for awhile.
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Have you ever been accused of committing a crime even though you were innocent?
Yes, more than once.
No one believes I could actually commit a crime.
Not officially, but I've been informally accused a number of times.
Yes, I've done some questionable things.
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Do you have any siblings?
I have a long-lost brother I only recently found out about.
Yes, I have a couple.
Not that I'm aware of.
I'm an only child.
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Do you talk to your parents?
I've never had a strong relationship with my parents.
I have a good relationship with one parent, but not the other.
Often enough.
My parents aren't in the picture.
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Do you have a temper?
People say I do, but I think I have it under control.
Not usually, but if someone pushes the right buttons, it isn't pretty.
Nothing that I can't control.
No, I'm usually a calm person.
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What do you think that the public should do when it comes to authority figures?
They should respect authority figures.
They should question authority figures.
Authority figures should be held accountable for their actions.
Authority figures should be held to the highest standards.
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Are you impulsive?
Sometimes my emotions get the best of me.
A bit, yeah.
No, I prefer to think before acting.
It depends on the situation.
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Would you consider having a serious relationship with a coworker?
It's hard to meet people outside of work. My options are limited, so yes, I'd consider it.
I don't mix business and pleasure.
I might consider it, but it would never happen.
I'd be open to it if the right person came along.
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Have you ever been in a position of authority and abused your power?
Yes, and I'm not proud of it.
In the pursuit of justice, yes.
Never.
Power changes people. It happens.
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Are you more of a leader or a follower?
I could be a leader if someone would give me the time of day.
I prefer to collaborate, rather than follow or lead.
I prefer to follow as long as I have space to do my own thing.
I can be a leader or a follower. I'll be whatever I need to be.
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What do you do on the weekends?
Hang out with family.
Go to the show, catch up on the news, walk the town.
Go to the park, read, catch up with old friends.
I relax with friends with the occasional glass of wine.
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How's your home life?
It's rough.
I do fine on my own, but family complicates things.
I don't have much of a home life.
When I can find time to get away from work, my home life is great.
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Do you ever self-sabotage?
Sometimes I spiral. It's never a good thing.
There's no point in self sabotaging.
Not usually, unless I let my anger get the best of me.
Sometimes after I screw up or something doesn't go as planned, I can get pretty down on myself, which leads to unintentional self-sabotage.
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Do you let things go?
"The thing is...I can't."
Yes, unless it's about a conspiracy theory.
For the most part, sure. I wish everyone would learn to move on more often.
I have a hard time letting some things go.
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Do you want kids?
I wasn't sure for a long time, but I think I'd like to have kids. I'd be a good parent.
No thanks, I'm good as is; childless.
Sure, but I'd be okay not having kids too.
I already have a kid.
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Do you make friends easily?
Yes, but I'm too busy to keep up with friendships.
Yeah, it's easy to connect with people over a shared mistrust in institutions and government.
No, and I don't know why.
Sure, people seem to like me.
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If you can tell someone is lying, do you push them for the truth?
It's so frustrating when this happens. I push it until one of us breaks.
Yes, I can be very persistent.
If necessary.
I prefer to play it cool and trick them into revealing the truth.
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Is physical violence ever acceptable?
It shouldn't be, but we're all human. We lose our cool and make mistakes, especially when under pressure.
There is never a need for physical violence.
It depends.
Yes, if there's a good reason.
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Do you get a healthy amount of sleep?
No, between work, kids, and stress, I barely sleep.
Yes, I sleep like a baby and keep a regular sleep schedule.
I sleep enough.
I'm usually too stressed to sleep much.
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How do you take the edge off?
I hang out with loved ones and play a board game or grab a bite to eat.
I go somewhere I can decompress in peace, alone.
I grab a drink with buddies at a sports bar.
I have a couple beers and watch TV.
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