Which Latin American Soccer Team Could You Play For?

Brian Whitney

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About This Quiz

Here in America soccer is a very popular sport, and is becoming more popular with every passing year. But it is nowhere near as prevalent here in the states as it is in Latin America, where it is treated with the same enthusiasm as people in the United States regard football, baseball or basketball. In Latin America soccer players are huge deals, and games are played in front of tens of thousands of fans, all of whom are incredibly enthusiastic. 

We think that you have the skills to make it in Latin America as a soccer player. Whether you know it or not, you have all the ability in the world: all it takes is a little commitment and a lot of practice. And after that, you are well on your way to being one of the best footballers the world has ever seen.

But where would you go to start being the soccer all-star you were always meant to be?  Latin America is a massive place, with a lot of different countries that are crazy about soccer, such as Brazil, Chile, Argentina, and Uruguay, among many others, and all of these countries have a lot of different teams. Take this quiz to find out where you'll play!

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