Which Killer Beast Is Your Soul Guardian?

By: Ian Fortey
Estimated Completion Time
5 min
Which Killer Beast Is Your Soul Guardian?
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About This Quiz

The concept of a spirit or soul guardian is not a unique one. Many cultures throughout human history have believed that humans and animals share a link. According to them, animal souls and our souls walk the same path, and sometimes these animal spirits are able to guide us through life as we make decisions, and even protect us when things seem to be going wrong. It's an interesting concept, and one that is not just some relic of history. Many people still believe they have a spirit guardian. Are you one of them? Have you ever wondered what animal is guiding you along your path? Which animal is your spirit guardian?

The world is full of beasts both big and small. Let's be honest, though, most  of them are not going to make very good soul guardians. Hummingbirds? Bunnies? Three-toed sloths? They're adorable and fun, but not much good at protecting anything in the grand scheme of things. What you need is a beast with teeth. A true killer. A protector. Want to know what's out there guarding your soul? Take the quiz and see!

You have the chance to be one of the first colonists on Mars. Are you in?
Let's see how others like it
I'm happy right here
I'm packed!
No way

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Is there any chance you'd fight a stranger to get the last great deal at a Black Friday sale?
No
if I had my hands on it first
Been there, done that
I don't do Black Friday

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What's your favorite part about going to a theater to watch a movie?
Having a fun night out
Being with friends
The movie
Snacks!

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Would you ever consider going back to school after being out in the workforce for a few years?
I don't think I could do it
Once was enough
Sure! I love to learn
Maybe?

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Yikes! You just found out your new house is haunted. Now what?
Maybe there's a way we can live together
Hey ghosts: It's go time!
I'm calling Ghostbusters
Buh-bye!

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What kind of climate do you feel like you'd be most comfortable in all year round?
Not too hot, not too cold
Someplace hot
Near the ocean somewhere
Just as long as it's not too dry

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We're ordering pizza. What do you want on it?
Pepperoni
Deluxe
Meat Lovers
Hawaiian

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Let's say you accidentally dinged another car, but no one saw it happen: What would you do?
I'd leave a note
Depends on how bad it was
Drive! Drive like the wind!
If no one saw it, it didn't happen

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Besides Subway, which place makes your favorite sandwiches?
Quizno's
Jersey Mike's
Arby's
Firehouse Subs

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You're driving and your favorite song just came on the radio: Do you sing along?
Nope
I'll just crank up the volume
Heck yeah
Maybe. During the chorus

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Not to get too personal or anything, but how often do you take a shower?
Whenever I need one
Every other day, usually
Every. Single. Day.
I prefer baths, does that count?

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Have you ever hidden food so no one else would eat it?
Many times
Once or twice
Hid? No, but I keep stuff in my room sometimes
Never

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Do you consider yourself an outdoorsy type of person?
Definitely, I love being outside
I'd rather be comfy at home
I don't want to live outside, but I like being in nature
I'm pretty comfortable everywhere

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Would you have made a better pirate or a ninja?
Arrr, matey!
I feel like I might suck at both
Why not a pirate ninja?
Just hand me the nunchucks

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If a friend calls you at 3 a.m. with an emergency, are you getting up to give them a hand?
When a friend needs help, you help 'em
I won't even answer my phone at 3 a.m.
It better be a super crazy emergency
Yeah, no. Sorry

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Have you ever written a romantic poem for someone?
Oh yeah. I'm pretty good
The less said about it, the better
Never tried
That seems too awkward for me

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If you leave the club after last call and see two total strangers get into a fight on the street, are you going to do anything about it?
If it looks like they need to be broken up
Ahhhh no.
Oh it's on!
I might try to sneak in there

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You have a big, juicy, sirloin steak. How are you going to prepare it?
Grilled up medium rare
Sear it, then finish it off in the oven
Pan seared outside, bloody inside
With plenty of steak sauce

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You're driving down a long, dark highway on a rainy night and you see a lone hitchhiker. Will you stop?
Sure, it never hurts to be nice
Not a chance
Nah, no need to get into that mess
How bad is the rain?

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How many different museums do you think you've visited in your life?
Maybe 5 or 6
Not too many at all
Just a couple
More than 10

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We have the option of traveling around by land, sea or air. What's most appealing to you?
Land
Can't I just stay home?
Sea
Air

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Have you ever donated money to any kind of charitable cause?
I do fairly often
Nope
Not often
A few times

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Are you in good enough shape to head out for a 5-mile run?
I don't think I could make it that far
Who are you kidding?
Totally
One way to find out

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If you find $100 just sitting on the sidewalk, what are you going to do with it?
See if anyone nearby dropped it
Looks like I'm going out for steaks!
Drinks are on me tonight!
That goes in the pocket before anyone sees

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When you're just lazing around the house with some Netflix, what genre is going to draw your attention the most?
Action
Comedy
Horror
Drama

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What's better: a pool party or a backyard BBQ?
I'm more into the BBQ
Bring me the food, I'll be in the house
Why not both?
Pool for me

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How do you handle talking to people about things that are maybe a little embarrassing?
Ease into it like a warm bath
I leave that for someone else
Like ripping off a band-aid
I avoid that at all costs

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If aliens came to Earth would you be giving them the benefit of the doubt or assuming the worst?
I'd hope they were friendly
I'd avoid them completely
I'm heading to the hills
I guess we just wait and see what happens

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Would you ever consider packing up everything and moving across the country?
But what about my family and friends?
Nah
Sounds like an adventure!
Anything's possible

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Is there any animal you'd love to have as a pet, even though you know it would be a terrible idea to keep in your home?
Tiger
Monkey
Seal
Giant African Land Snail

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