Which Classic Bumper Sticker Defines You?

By: Bri O.
Estimated Completion Time
5 min
Which Classic Bumper Sticker Defines You?
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About This Quiz

Is your other car a Porsche? Almost as long as cars have been around, people have been slapping bumper stickers on them. It is a way for people to let others know something about themselves, and to personalize their cars.  Some of them are to advertise something like a band, for example, others are supposed to give hints about the owner of the car, such as where there kids to school, what sports they might play, or whether they are on the honor roll, while some of them are just supposed to be funny; a few of them actually succeed.

What about you? Do you have a baby on board? If I can read what is on your bumper sticker am I too close? The possibilities of the types of bumper stickers that you could have on your car are endless. But even though there are a lot of bumper stickers out there, on all sorts of different cars, there are only a few classics, and as we all know, things that are classics tend to be that way for a reason. 

What classic bumper sticker defines you? Take this quiz to find out. Just make sure you keep your eyes on the road.

How old is your car?
Older than me.
It's more than seven years old.
I don't have a car.
It's a newer model.

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What's the max number of bumper stickers that should be on a car?
There's no max.
1
3
2

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What color bumper sticker would look best on your car?
Blue
Gray
I don't have a car.
White

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Are you close with your family?
I'm close with my chosen family, but not really the biological one.
Sure, life is too short not to be.
Kind of, but they can be annoying.
Yes, at least my immediate family is.

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How's life?
Hard.
Good.
It is what it is.
I have a lot to be grateful for, but it isn't always easy.

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If you were granted one wish, what would you ask for?
World peace.
I can't ask for much but continued good health.
A house and comfortable income doing something I'm interested in.
I'd ask for good fortune for my family.

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Do you have kids?
I'm not sure it's for me.
Yes, 1 or 2.
No, but maybe in the future.
Yes, at least a few.

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Were/are you a good student?
Being a student isn't very easy for me.
I was/am an average student.
Yes.
I tried my best, that's for sure.

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What's your dream car?
Whatever the most environmentally friendly make and model is.
The biggest baddest model truck.
Something unique, like a customized Jeep.
I'm a fan of smart SUVs.

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Are you political?
Yes, I have to be.
I have my opinions.
Sure, I keep up with politics.
I try to avoid such unpleasant topics.

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Your family would describe you as...
Complicated
Generous
Naive
Caring

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Are you spiritual?
Yes, spirituality is important to me.
I'm religious.
Kinda, but it's not a big part of my life.
Sometimes, yeah.

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Do you have school spirit?
I couldn't care less about school spirit.
I do the minimum required to participate, but I wouldn't say I'm enthusiastic about it.
Only on certain occasions.
Yes.

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Do you have any pets?
I have a medium-to-large sized dog or two.
I have a large dog.
I have a small-to-medium dog or cat.
I have quite a few different pets.

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Do you go out of your way to reduce your carbon footprint?
I try my best, but I'm not as diligent as I should be.
Nope, I prefer to live my life how I want.
Sure, I try to do small things where I can.
Not really, but if there were easier, less expensive and time-consuming ways to do so, I would.

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Which car would you rather drive?
Prius
GMC Yukon
Pontiac Sunfire
Buick Enclave

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How do you feel about stick figure family bumper stickers?
If people like them, they like 'em. That's all there is to it.
I don't feel one way or another.
They're super lame.
They're so cute.

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Is road rage an issue you deal with?
Not really.
Yes, but I've got it under control.
Kind of - I'm easily irritated, especially when driving.
For sure, but bad drivers deserve my wrath.

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Do you have any driving-related pet peeves?
Unnecessarily aggressive or reckless driving.
Driving below the speed limit.
Slower traffic that stays in the left lane instead of moving over on highways.
Whenever I see young people on their phones when driving.

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How old are you?
Late 20s to early 30s
40s or older
Early 20s or younger
Mid to late 30s

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Does your car have a name?
Yes, I name most significant items based on memorable events.
Sure, it's tradition.
I don't have a car.
No.

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What's the point of bumper stickers?
To make my opinions visible to other drivers and pedestrians.
What an odd question - I'm not sure how to answer it.
There is no practical purpose.
They can bring a smile to someone's face.

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Do you care much about what others think of you?
I'm learning not to care so much.
I don't give a hoot what other people think of me.
Kind of, but I also know I'm the bomb regardless of others' opinions.
I like to make sure I present myself and my belongings well enough to be liked by others.

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How important is it for your car to look nice or cool?
I couldn't care less about that.
It's important, but I also appreciate older cars. They have character.
I don't want to drive around in a super lame looking car, but it doesn't have to be a fancy looking car either.
I like to keep my things nice, including my car.

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Do you have any dashboard or other decorations in your car?
I have a few other small decorations.
Yes, my car is full of decorations, stickers, and decals.
No.
I have a singular decoration on my dash.

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How do you handle conflict?
I tend to avoid conflict.
I walk away.
I overthink it.
If I didn't start it, I will be sure to end it.

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Have you ever been part of an honor society?
For a little while.
No.
Yes, proud member.
Sure, and other members of my family are too.

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Which is more important in a vehicle...?
Safety
Power
Efficiency
Space

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How often do you use a personal vehicle to get around?
I try to walk or bike when possible.
I use a vehicle to travel to and from work.
Around four days a week or so.
Multiple times per day.

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Which would be more embarrassing...?
Accidentally cutting someone off because I was distracted.
Having to drive around a silly or oddly colored car.
Being late to something because of car troubles.
Driving around with ugly damage or a decal on my car.

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