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About This Quiz
The hit TV show, "The Office," was known for its diversity of hilarious characters, as well as its twisty and prolonged love interests. Take this quiz to find out who from "The Office" should be your Valentine.
What do you love most about "The Office?"
The Jim and Pam romance.
Dwight's antics.
Michael's awesome management skills.
Erin's cute personality.
What television comedy is your favorite?
"The Office."
"Seinfeld."
"How I Met Your Mother."
"Superstore."
What do you typically do on Valentine's Day?
Sit at home wishing I had asked my crush out.
Butcher a chicken and make goat cheese.
Have a lavish and exciting valentine's dinner...by myself.
Choose which person to go out with and have a nice night.
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Do you usually spend Valentine's Day alone?
No, I have a couple friends.
No, I hang out with family.
Yes.
The problem is choosing who to go out with.
How can a date make the night enjoyable?
Give me a big fat hug.
Help me harvest the beets.
Laugh at my jokes.
Show up with the intent to have fun.
How fast do you take your new relationships?
I am slothlike.
It depends on how well the person does on their relationship test.
I might be fully invested before we even go on a date.
I just let things go where they will.
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Do you think it took Pam and Jim too long to get together?
Yes, way too long.
They should have never gotten together.
No, it was fun to watch them inch closer.
Probably: I like to go a lot faster.
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What was your least favorite moment in "The Office?"
Customer loyalty when Jim and Pam fight.
The garden party.
Phyllis's wedding.
Diversity Day.
What was your favorite moment from "The Office?"
When Jim and Pam finally get together.
Dwight's impromptu fire drill.
Dwight cutting the face off the CPR dummy.
Office supplies in Jello.
How do you ask someone out for Valentine's Day?
I casually give them a gift with a note.
I don't. I tell them where to show up.
It's a week long process that may include a high school band.
I'm usually the one who is asked out.
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What do you do for your loved one on Valentine's Day?
Come up with an unexpectedly romantic evening.
Give them a dozen eggs and a basket of beets.
Reserve an entire restaurant and forget which one I reserved.
Just stay perky.
How do you walk with your partner?
Slowly while holding hands.
12" from shoulder to shoulder apart at a pace of 3 m.p.h.
Two steps behind.
We don't walk, we skip.
What kind of gift would you like to receive on Valentine's Day?
A kiss.
A goat.
Money.
A great night. Chocolates would be nice.
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How hard do you like to laugh?
Casually giggle.
Laughing is a waste of time.
Until I vomit, literally.
Until it hurts.
Which of these would you like to know how to do?
Mold Jello around office supplies.
Make goat cheese.
Save money.
Operate the copier.
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A mugger approaches you and your date. How would you expect your date to respond?
They'd give our belongings to the mugger.
Karate chop to the face "Achaah!" Leg sweep!
Toss me at the mugger so my date can escape.
Scream and cry.
Which hobby do you think is interesting?
Designing office Olympic games.
Milking a goat.
Playing a banjo.
Singing in a choir.
Can a joke go too far?
There is probably a line.
Depends who the recipient is.
Never.
Yes, especially at my expense.
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How pampered do you expect to be on any given day?
Not pampered.
No one should ever be pampered.
Extensively and by everyone.
A little pampering is fun.
What would you order for your Valentine's Day dinner?
Steak and eggs.
Beet and goat cheese salad.
The most expensive item on the menu even if I don't like it.
Maybe granola and yogurt.
What do you think about group dates?
They are okay, but I don't prefer them.
That's called a party, not a date.
I love them.
They make me self-conscious.
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What do you think is the best type of humor?
A short witty statement.
An elaborate and unexpected plot.
Anything slapstick.
Something sweet and polite.
Are you an irritable person?
No.
Highly irritable.
Rarely, but it can happen.
I don't think I've ever been irritable.
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If you are having a bad day, which character from "The Office" is likely to give you a hug?
Pam.
Hopefully no one.
Phyllis.
Andy.
Which character from "The Office" would you hug if they were having a bad day?
Pam.
Ugh.
Jim.
Gabe or Toby.
Your Valentine's dinner is going horrible. How do you turn it around?
Make a joke of the date.
Why turn it around? Valentine's Day is for chumps.
Bring out the magic tricks.
Just stay positive.
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