Which Caddyshack Character are You?

By: Brian Whtiney
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
Which Caddyshack Character are You?
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About This Quiz

"Caddyshack" is one of the best-known comedy films ever and is one of known for being the funniest movies of all time. Which character on "Caddyshack" would you be?
What did you do for work when you were young?
Landscaping.
Law Clerk.
Iceman.
Nothing, I have a trust fund.

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What will you have when you die?
Total consciousness.
The knowledge that I was a good family man.
The knowledge I partied as much as I could.
Millions of dollars.

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What do you do for the person you love the most?
Tell her she is a monkey woman.
Loofah her stretch marks.
Buy her some drinks.
Give her a massage.

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Who do you spend the most time with?
Myself.
Dr. Beeper.
Wang.
Noonan.

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How good are you at golfing?
Not at all.
Pretty good.
Ahh, I am just okay.
I am excellent.

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What drives you crazy?
Gophers.
Poor people.
People that don't like to party.
Having to work.

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What kind of hat looks good?
Camo bucket hat.
Fedora.
I don't know, but the one you have on looks good on you.
Golf cap.

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What would you do if you found something suspicious floating in the public pool?
Eat it.
Tell a staff member to remove it.
Ignore it.
I don't go to public pools.

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What would you call your yacht?
The Gopher.
The Flying Wasp.
Seafood.
The Dividend.

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What would you do if you saw someone hit by lightning in front of you?
Slink away.
Call 911.
Scream.
Do a little mouth to mouth.

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Do you like lumber?
Sure, I guess so.
Well, yes, it is what all of my houses are made of.
It's the best!
Yes, I own two lumberyards.

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What type of woman do you like?
I tend to get into monkey women.
My wife.
Anyone that parties.
Lacey Underall.

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What do you keep in your golf bag?
I don't have one.
Golf clubs of course.
Beer.
I don't know, anything could be in there.

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What would you be most likely to say?
Bark like a dog.
Why don't you come over and mow my lawn.
Last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it.
You take drugs Danny?

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What would be your favorite kind of TV show to watch?
A television show set during a war.
A show about the rich and famous.
A spring break special.
A show about Zen Buddhism.

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How would you ask someone out you were interested in?
Just go up to them and start talking.
I would tell them about my impressive background.
I would tell them how rich I am.
I would just let them see how gorgeous I was and they would ask me out.

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Where do you live?
A shack.
A big suburban home.
On my yacht.
An upscale cottage.

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What do you do when you are mad?
Blow things up.
Scream and throw things.
Make fun of people.
Practice meditation.

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Aside from "Caddyshack," which movie would you watch?
"Stripes."
"Psycho."
"Back to School."
"National Lampoon's Vacation."

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Which television show would you watch?
"Saturday Night Live."
"The Mary Tyler Moore Show."
"The Tonight Show."
"Community."

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What would you offer someone to drink?
Whiskey.
Fresca.
Whatever they want.
A martini.

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How long would you let caddies use the pool for?
As long as they want.
15 minutes.
I don't care, as long as I can join them.
Time does not exist.

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What job would you offer someone if they wanted to work?
A position helping me get rid of varmints.
A job mowing my lawn.
A chance to earn 14 bucks the hard way.
A Job? I can't help there.

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Why do you hang out at the club?
I work there.
To make sure it runs correctly.
Because I might buy it.
What else would I do with my time?

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What advice would you give to a new golfer?
I don't know, I am awful at it.
Work hard and practice.
Hire a golf pro to teach you.
Be the ball.

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If all of this is just a dream, where are you right now?
Vietnam.
Presiding over court.
At the best party ever.
Russia.

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How do you conquer your enemy?
Get in his pelt and crawl around.
By being self righteous.
By having a ton of money.
By using Jedi mind tricks.

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Who likes a tattletale?
No one.
Well, I don't usually but sometimes possibly.
Who cares? Lets dance.
Me.

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Do you like to gamble?
I don't have the money for it.
No, it is illegal, but if I am pushed far enough I might.
Love it.
I try not to play for money, against people.

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Which musician would you like to listen to while golfing?
Kenny Loggins.
Dean Martin.
Steve Perry.
Bob Marley.

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