Which Breed of Horse Guards Your Heart?

By: Ian Fortey
Estimated Completion Time
5 min
Which Breed of Horse Guards Your Heart?
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About This Quiz

Domestic cats and dogs are all well and good, but for the most part, those animals have been kept as pets. Even working dogs and hunting dogs have grown accustomed to a cushy indoor lifestyle after so many generations. The horse is a different animal altogether though, literally and figuratively. Horses are too big for home life; no one's ready for a lap horse. Their domestication and partnership with humans have been a working relationship since the beginning. They carry us around! They pull things, they run, they carry their own weight, and they carry ours too. A lot is going on with the relationship between human and horse, and something incredibly unique bonds the two species together. Is it any wonder then that we should be looking to find out what horse might be guarding your heart?

Horses are strong animals and often brave in the face of danger. They demonstrate an uncanny intelligence and loyalty, and sometimes even a sense of humor. If you know horses well, you know they're unlike any other animal in the world, and they definitely deserve our respect. So, knowing all that, do you want to know what a horse can do for you? What breed might be linked to you on a spiritual level? What horse guards your heart? Let's find out!

How old were you the first time you ever rode a horse?
I can't even remember anymore.
In my teens
I've never been on a horse.
When I was little

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Horses have a big part in all kinds of fiction. What's the best fictional horse?
Bojack Horseman
Shadowfax
Does a unicorn count? Pegasus?
Black Beauty

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Do you give your heart to others pretty easily, or does it take someone a while to earn your love?
You have to work for my love.
I've fallen hard once or twice.
I fall for people at the drop of a hat.
It takes a bit of effort.

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If you see the person you love talking to someone you know they'd find attractive, do you get jealous easily?
I can't help it.
I'm not the jealous type.
Maybe a tiny bit?
Talking never hurt anyone.

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Do you need the structure of having your day or weekend planned in advance or are you good about just doing things at the spur of the moment?
Who needs plans?
I kind of like an idea of what's up.
I could go either way.
I need plans!

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Are you a social media addict or can you resist the urge and stay away?
I hate social media.
I probably spend too much time on it.
I'm always on some app or other.
I'm no addict. I check in every once in a while, but that's all.

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How close are you with your extended family like cousins and whatnot?
I barely know them.
We get together for holidays.
Very close
I'm close with a few.

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Think of what's in your closet and drawers right now. How many clothes would you say you almost never wear?
I keep my wardrobe game tight.
I have stuff I only wear on special occasions.
Tons!
Too much stuff

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By definition, you can only have a single best friend, but how many people do you call your best friend anyway?
Just that one
Two people
I have a group but we're all best friends!
It's hard to pin it down to just one person.

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Have you ever had your heart broken?
More than a few times
Once
No, and I hope I never do.
A couple of times

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Do you think you've ever broken anyone's heart?
Definitely
I had to for my own good.
Not that I know of?
Yepper

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Do you using an app for dating, like Tinder?
Not my thing, really
Yep
I have in the past.
I've tried a few.

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Where can someone take you on a first date that instantly makes you want to not have a second date?
Something too cheesy, like a walk on the beach
Movies because we can't even talk
To meet their family - too much pressure right away!
McDonald's

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How often does your whole family get together?
Rarely if ever
Mostly just holidays
A few times a year
More than I'd like

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If you found out your partner was cheating on you, how would you react?
We would throw down and it'd be ugly.
I'd have to end it on the spot.
I'd probably cry.
Well, that'd be one heck of a conversation.

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If you have to do some last minute Christmas shopping on the 24th, where are you going to go?
I wouldn't be doing that.
Whatever's open, I guess.
I love the mall at Christmas.
Gas station, here I come!

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Have you ever hit another person in anger before?
More than once
I defended myself but that's not the same, is it?
Never!
Once

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There are horse-like creatures all through mythology. Which one do you like best?
Pegasus
Kelpie
Unicorn
Hippocamp

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You could technically live almost anywhere in the world, but what environment do you find the least appealing?
A massive city
Humid jungle
Desert
The freezing north

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It's time for a trip to the zoo! What animal are you most excited to see?
Cheetah
Sloth
Koala
Rhino

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Think way back to grade school. What was your favorite subject?
Gym
Geography
Art
Math

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Have you ever found yourself stuck in the position of being in love with two people at the same time?
Nope
Yes, I have.
Not yet!
More than once

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When you love someone, do you share all your secrets with them or do you still have some no one knows?
I have secrets no one will ever know.
I open up to those who earn my trust.
I'll share secrets with people I love.
I share most things but not everything.

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What kind of art would let you best express your inner feelings?
Music
Painting
Poetry, maybe
Maybe sculpting

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Let's get hygienic. Do you wash your hands properly, with soap, for 30 seconds every time go to the washroom?
Sometimes I just do a rinse.
Of course!
I've never timed it.
Probably not

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Would you ever lie to someone you cared about to spare them from a hurtful truth?
I might if the truth was bad enough.
I think honesty is always the best.
Definitely
Depends on the person and the truth.

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Do you think you could romantically love someone but not have any kind of physical relationship with them?
I don't think so.
Like not even kissing? I'm not sure.
I think so.
Anything's possible.

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What do you like most about going camping in the woods?
The freedom
Getting away from the city
S'mores!
I don't really like camping in the woods.

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Are you more of an independent person or do you prefer to be around others a lot?
I love my independence.
I'm good either way.
I'm happiest around others.
Depends on who these other people might be.

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Do you feel like your heart even needs to be guarded?
I do a good job guarding it.
Not really
Maybe sometimes
From what?

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