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While "The Big Lebowski" is not the most popular movie of all time, it has become a cult classic. The people that love this amazing Coen brothers movie love it a lot. Which character are you?
Do you care much about personal possessions?
Not really, man.
Yes, what's mine is mine.
Sure, doesn't everyone?
Personal possessions are meaningless.
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What is the most important thing in your home?
My rug really pulls the room together.
My gun collection.
My artwork.
No possession is important.
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What do you think of National Socialism?
I don't care about stuff like that.
At least it is an ethos.
It is oppressive to women.
Its philosophy is meaningless.
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What do you think of the police?
They are cool as long as they don't leave me alone.
I hate them.
I don't have an opinion one way or the other.
They are useless.
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What do you think of Creedence Clearwater Revival?
Best band ever.
They are pretty cool.
I don't like them much.
Who?
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How do you get something you want that someone else has?
I talk them out of it.
I forcibly take it from them.
I seduce them.
I want nothing.
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Do your friends say you have an anger problem?
No man, not at all.
Yes, I do get pretty angry sometimes.
Maybe a little.
Anger is pointless.
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How long does it take you to get over a breakup?
Maybe a couple of days.
Years.
I would get over it right away.
Relationships are meaningless.
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What would you do if someone punched you?
I would just wonder why they did it, so not cool.
I would punch them back.
I would scream at them.
Nothing. Who cares?
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How do you feel most comfortable?
All alone.
With some close friends.
With a lover.
I never feel comfortable.
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How patient are you when people talk about things they don't know anything about?
I don't mind it.
It drives me crazy.
It irritates me, but I pretend it doesn't.
None of us know anything about anything.
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What do you wear if you have to run out to the store at night?
A bathrobe.
Sweatpants.
I would put nice clothes on to go back out.
Something black.
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What do you want out of a boyfriend or girlfriend?
Someone that lets me be who I am.
Someone who understands me.
Someone who is good in bed.
Someone who gets that our relationship is meaningless.
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How important are the rules?
Not really important.
The most important thing of all.
Kind of important.
Not important at all.
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Do you often not know what day it is?
I hardly ever know what day it is.
I always know what day it is.
Sometimes I forget it is the weekend.
Days mean nothing.
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Would you want to be called "The Dude"?
Well yeah man, who wouldn't?
No, that would make me mad.
No, that would be silly.
I don't care what people call me.
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Do your friends describe you as lazy?
Oh yeah.
Not ever.
No, but they do say I am a free spirit.
I don't care what my friends think of me.
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Do your friends ever tell you that you are living in the past?
No, I stay right in the moment.
Yes! And they are right!
No, I tend to think ahead.
Time does not exist.
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What do you do for fun?
Bowl, drive around, the occasional acid flashback.
I bowl, hang out with my ex, start trouble.
I create art, do my own thing, have romantic hookups.
Whatever I want.
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How calm are you normally?
Oh man, I am totally calm most of the time.
Calmer than you.
I get a little stressed out sometimes.
There is no reason to worry about anything ever.
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How did your meeting go?
Fine, I can take any rug in the house.
Meetings are a waste of time, it is time for action.
I find meetings boring.
I never go to meetings.
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How important is the bowling tournament?
Not that important.
Extremely important.
I don't bowl.
No tournament is important.
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