Which Fierce Desert Animal Are You?

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There are a lot of creatures in the desert, and all of them have totally different ways they go about their business. Which one are you the most like?

Who were you in high school?

The quiet kid.

The jock.

The stoner

The bad boy.

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What would you like to do in the desert?

Cruise around and check stuff out.

Take a long walk.

Lay in the sun.

Lay in wait.

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What do your friends think your best quality is?

I am funny.

I am reliable.

I am chill.

I am cool.

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What do your friends think your worst quality is?

I can be lazy.

I am stubborn.

I don't like to go out.

I can be unpredictable.

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Are you misunderstood?

Totally.

Who wants to know?

I don't care what people think of me.

Not at all.

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What sounds best to eat?

Birds.

Veggies.

Grass.

Rabbits.

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What do you like doing at a party?

Messing with people.

Hanging with my close friends.

Chilling out.

Hitting on people.

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How slow are you?

Very slow

Kind of slow.

Incredibly slow.

I am not slow at all.

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How chill are you?

About average I guess.

Not very.

Totally chill.

Not at all.

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Ever cheat on your significant other?

I have never really had one.

No, I don't think I could get away with it.

No that would be wrong.

As much as I can.

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Would you make a good pet?

Not so much.

Are you kidding me?

Sure, as long as you feed me.

No, but I don't mind if you think so.

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How dangerous are you?

Pretty dangerous.

Not very dangerous.

Not at all dangerous.

Very dangerous.

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What position would you play in the NFL?

Tight end.

Defensive line.

Offensive line.

Running back.

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How much do you freak people out?

A little.

Not much.

Not at all.

Quite a bit.

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What kind of movies do you like?

Science fiction.

Drama.

Comedy.

Horror.

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What would you do with a rock?

Hide behind it.

Ignore it.

Sun myself on it.

Hide behind it.

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Where would you go out for a drink?

A sports bar.

I don't drink.

An Irish pub.

A dive bar.

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When do you get up in the morning?

8:00 AM

10:00 AM

Noon

6:00 AM

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Do you like to work outside when it is hot out?

I don't like it, but I will do it.

Sure, I am cool with it.

I don't like to work outside at all.

Nah, not my scene.

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What would be your track and field event?

Discus.

Marathon.

Shot put.

100-meter dash.

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What is your favorite sport?

Pro wrestling.

Football.

Baseball.

Basketball.

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How would you survive if you were trapped in the desert?

By acting tough.

By my incredible endurance.

By hiding.

By being the toughest thing out there.

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Are you good at working for other people?

Not really.

Yeah I am fine with it.

Sure, as long as they treat me with respect.

I am awful at it.

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Ever think of being a vegetarian?

Not really.

Yeah I have thought of it.

I am one.

Not at all.

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What do you do when you get mad at someone?

Ignore them.

Argue with them.

I don't get mad at people.

Take them out.

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Did you like the movie "Ishtar?"

Never heard of it.

it was awesome!

Not really.

I hated it.

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Do you like to play hide and seek?

I suppose so.

No, that game is for kids.

Nah, takes too much effort.

I love it!

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Do you like to take naps?

Not really.

Sure, sometimes.

I love them.

Nah, I have too much energy.

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Pick a way to exercise.

Lift weights.

Take a long walk.

Yoga.

Hike through the woods.

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Are you left, or right, handed?

Left.

Right.

I am ambidextrous.

Very funny.

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