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In order to pull off the ugly Christmas sweater, you must become one with the ugly Christmas sweater! Tell us about your holiday shenanigans, and we'll tell you which horrifically bad sweater you are!
How do you feel about the holiday season?
I think it's awesome.
I think it's stressful.
I think it's become far too materialistic.
I look forward to time off with my loved ones.
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What kind of Christmas cards would you send out?
I would send cards with Santa on them.
I would send electronic Christmas cards.
I would send musical cards.
I would send gift cards.
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What phrase do you say most during the holidays?
"Ho, Ho, Ho!"
"Merry Christmas"
"Happy Holidays!"
"Bah Humbug!"
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What gift would you purchase for an office gift exchange?
Board Game
Wine
Gift Certificate
Fruitcake
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Will you go anywhere special for the holidays?
I'm taking a holiday vacation to a warmer place.
I'm going somewhere else to be with my family.
I'm staying at home.
I'm sure I'll go to a few local parties.
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Do you have a favorite Christmas song?
I like "Jingle Bells" most.
I love "Silent Night."
I like "White Christmas" best.
I like them the first 100 times I hear them.
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Which Christmas film will you watch this year?
"How the Grinch Stole Christmas"
"Elf"
"Home Alone"
"Bad Santa"
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What would you be in a nativity scene?
I would be a horse.
I would be a wiseman.
I would be a lamb.
I would be a donkey.
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Do you spend a lot of time decorating for Christmas?
I spend a few hours.
I spend very little time decorating.
I decorate every surface I can decorate.
My significant other does the decorating.
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Are you more like an elf or a reindeer?
I'm more like a reindeer.
It depends how drunk I am.
I'm more like an elf.
I'm more like Santa.
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Do you like shopping for Christmas gifts?
I don't think anyone really likes it.
I like buying for easy people.
I do like picking out special gifts.
It's just something that must be done.
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What is your favorite part of Christmas?
I like the gifts.
I like the parties.
I like getting time off of work.
I like all the food.
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What would you whisper in Santa's ear?
"Bring me 10 million dollars."
"Please bring me a case of Scotch."
"I've been very good this year."
"You should bring me a private jet."
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Where will you get your Christmas tree?
I will order it online.
I will pick it up at a Christmas tree sale.
I will chop it down myself.
I'll bring it out of storage.
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What is the most expensive gift you will buy this year?
I haven't thought about it yet.
I will buy jewelry.
I'm going to purchase a gaming system.
I'm giving a plane ticket as a gift.
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Where will you visit Santa this year?
I will see him at the North Pole.
I will be Santa for an event.
I will see Santa at the mall.
I will probably not see Santa.
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When do you open Christmas gifts?
I open them on Christmas Eve.
I open them on Christmas morning.
I open my gifts at different times.
I open the gifts a few days before Christmas.
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Will you do a lot of online shopping this year?
I live for Cyber Monday.
I will do the majority of it online.
I like to shop in stores during the holidays.
I'm sure I'll pick up a couple of things online.
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What do you do after Christmas dinner?
I watch the game.
I take a nap.
I go for a walk.
I go on to the next party.
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Which Christmas gift would you least like to receive?
I do not need another blender.
I wouldn't care for a lump of coal.
I really don't need one of my crazy aunt's handmade sweaters.
Please do not get me a puppy!
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Are you on the naughty list or the nice list this year?
I'm on the little bit of both list.
I'm on the nice list.
I'm on the naughty list.
I don't believe in that list.
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What kind of Christmas cookie do you like best?
I like sugar cookies.
I like snickerdoodles.
I like peanut butter brittle better than cookies.
I prefer peppermint bark to cookies.
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How do you feel about egg nog?
Egg nog is yummy.
Egg nog is better with booze.
Egg nog is gross.
I've never tried egg nog.
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Will you leave anything out for Santa's reindeer on Christmas Eve?
I will leave out a plate of carrots.
I'll leave them a beer.
I'll leave some extra cookies and milk.
I don't leave food out on Christmas Eve.
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Would you make your pet wear a bad Christmas sweater?
My pet wears all kinds of sweaters.
I wouldn't torture my pet like that.
I think that's a great idea.
I don't have any pets.
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Which character from "National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation" are you most like?
Russ Griswold
Cousin Eddie
Aunt Bethany
Clark Griswold
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How will you feel sporting an ugly sweater?
I will feel like a bona fide elf.
I will feel ridiculous.
I think it will make me be in a good mood.
I will hide my misery in the punchbowl.
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