Which Animal Will You Be in Your Next Life?

By: Zoe Samuel
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
Which Animal Will You Be in Your Next Life?
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About This Quiz

While we can often enjoy life as a human, it's certainly true that it can be higher pressure or more annoying than some animals' lives. Based on your personality and deeds, which animal life might you be living in the next 100 years?
How dominant are you?
Very
Not at all
I can be when I'm protecting those I love.
I can't be bothered to be.

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Do you love to cuddle?
Only with those who are closest to me
Nope
Yes, except with bad people
Only on my terms

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Do you protect your personal space?
Heck yeah
Yes, and my family's
From baddies, yes
When I feel like it

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Do your hormones rule your life?
Nope
Sure do
Only rarely
A lot, yes

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How loyal are you?
Mostly
Extremely
To death
I'm not.

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How hard do you like to work?
I work hard and relax harder.
I work 80 hours a week; I can take it.
I work until I drop.
I do the minimum.

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How cute are you?
When I was a baby, I was super cute.
I can be if you get close up.
I am literally the cutest thing in the world.
Only when I do cute things.

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What weather do you like?
Cold
Sunny please, so the flowers grow
I'm easy, anything suits me.
Dry

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What terrain do you like?
Mountains and rivers
Wildflower meadows
Woods and fields
Urban

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Do you work well in a team?
Not usually
Absolutely
Yes, if we know each other.
Nope

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Do you have a good sense of humor?
Not really
Sometimes
Totally
Absolutely not

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Would you kill for your family?
Yes, I'd love to.
Yes, and die in the process.
Yes, if I must.
Nope

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Do you consider yourself ornery?
Yes
If provoked
Nope
Yes, and proud of it

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Do you work well in an urban setting?
From time to time only
No, it's death to me.
I can.
Yes, please!

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How do you feel about organic farming?
I am against it because it takes up more landmass, and I care too much about habitat loss.
I love it!
I'm into it.
I don't care.

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How omnivorous are you?
I prefer meat.
Not at all
Only to be polite
I eat all sorts of things.

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Do people fear you?
Yes, justifiably
Yes, unjustifiably
Only if they are ridiculous
No, but I wish they did

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How monogamous are you?
Entirely
Not a bit
Somewhat
I don't believe in such things.

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How fastidious are you?
A little
Somewhat
Actively not
Extremely

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Do you love to dance?
Oh yeah!
In my way, sometimes
With other people, yes
Absolutely not

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Do you ever wish you could fly?
A little, yes
I love to fly!
No, that's scary.
I don't think that would be fun.

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How adaptable are you?
Not really
Not at all
Very
Somewhat

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How much exercise do you need?
A fairly decent amount
As much as it takes
So, so much
As little as I can get away with

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Are you kind to others?
Only my family
Yes, in my way
Yes, to a fault
Only when it suits me

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Do you love to nap?
I don't nap: I binge sleep.
I know it is good for me.
Yes, very much.
I adore it.

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How flexible are you physically?
Not very
A little
I am agile more than flexible.
Extremely

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What are flowers for?
Nothing
They are life!
Sniffing
Eating

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Are you one of those people who just seems to get away with things you possibly shouldn't?
No, I get away with exactly what I should, but not more.
No, it's not fair.
Only rarely
Heck yeah

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How stylish are you?
I have a look, it's mine, and I dig it.
I am eccentrically so.
Not very, and I am OK with that.
Supremely

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Are you an endless fount of all that is good and pure and cuddly?
I look it, but I'm not.
Not really
Oh, yes
I could be, but I choose not to be.

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