Which "Animal House" Character are You?

By: Brian Whitney
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
Which "Animal House" Character are You?
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About This Quiz

"Animal House" is one of the most iconic comedies in history. It was about college life, growing up, and the decision to follow the rules or break them. Which "Animal House" character are you?
What do you think about rules?
They should be followed for the most part.
They are fine as long as they benefit me.
I hate them.
Rules are the most important thing of all.

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If you were a Dean at a college and you caught an underage female student with beer, what would you do?
Give her a warning.
Ask her to my room to talk about it.
Ask if I could have one.
Expel her.

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Did you get into much trouble in high school?
A little.
Yeah, quite a bit.
I was in trouble all the time.
Never.

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What is the reason to go away to college?
To get a degree and to have fun.
To meet women.
To party.
To learn to be an adult.

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What would you consider to be an acceptable GPA?
3.5.
3.0.
2.0.
4.0.

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Did you get into the college of your choice?
Not quite but I was happy with it.
Yes, It was fine.
No, I can't even believe I got into college at all.
Yes, I had lots of choices, but chose wisely.

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In college, how many parties would you go to in a typical month?
4.
6.
20.
0.

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Can you have a good time without partying?
Sure.
Well, I would rather party, but yeah I am fine without it.
No.
The only time I don't have a good time is when I am partying.

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Have you ever done a keg stand?
No, I would probably get sick.
Yeah, once or twice.
Sure, I have done that a lot.
What is a keg stand?

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What do you think of legal marijuana?
I don't have strong feelings one way or the other.
It should be legalized, as it could help people with medical conditions.
It should be legalized because then I could get it easier.
No drugs should be legalized.

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Which drink is your favorite?
Beer.
Martini.
Whiskey.
Lemonade.

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What character on "Caddyshack" would you be?
Danny.
Ty.
Carl Spackler.
Judge Smalls.

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What would you be likely to say?
"Face it, Kent. You threw up ON Dean Wormer."
"I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part!"
"Oh no! Seven years of college down the drain!"
"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son."

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What do you think of toga parties?
They sound okay.
They are pretty fun.
Best thing ever.
They should be outlawed.

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Which burger would taste the most delicious to you?
Cheeseburger.
Bacon burger.
Jalapeno burger.
Turkey burger.

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What do you feel about living in a messy place?
It would bug me.
It used to bug me, but I am used to it.
Who cares?
It would drive me crazy.

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Have you ever gotten suspended from school?
No, but I did get detention once.
No, but I got detention a bunch of times.
Yeah, all sorts of times.
Never.

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Pick an animal that you would not mind being.
Dog.
Cat.
Hippo.
Mule.

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What is your dream way to make money?
A businessman.
An artist.
A trust fund.
A bounty hunter.

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Where would you and your friends hang out?
At a sports bar.
At a dance club.
At a dive bar.
I don't usually go out with friends.

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What would you be doing at a party?
Just being mellow and trying not to call attention to myself.
Trying to hook up.
Boozing as much as I could.
Standing in the corner, waiting to leave.

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Which celebrity would you enjoy hanging out with?
Daniel Radcliffe.
Brad Pitt.
Chris Farley.
Clint Eastwood.

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What is your favorite kind of music?
Pop.
Rap.
Punk.
Classical.

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What do your friends like about you the most?
My humility.
My charm.
How fun I am to party with.
My integrity.

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What do your friends dislike about you the most?
I am too low energy.
I am conceited.
I party too much.
I am no fun.

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How hard would you work to get good grades?
Pretty hard, good grades are important.
Not that hard, but I usually don't have to, school comes easily to me.
Not hard at all.
I would work extremely hard.

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How would you feel if you were kicked out of college?
It would be pretty bad, I would feel stupid.
I wouldn't like it, but I would just go someplace else.
I could care less.
It would be the worst thing ever.

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How well do you take care of yourself?
I am in okay shape.
I am in pretty good shape.
I am in pretty bad shape.
I am in excellent shape.

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What would you do if you were hungover?
I would just drink a lot of water and rest up.
I would just sleep in, and then do whatever I would normally do.
Start drinking right away.
I never get hungover.

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Who would you be on "Seinfeld?"
Elaine.
Jerry.
Kramer.
George.

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