Which '80s Action Star is Your Soulmate?

By: Brian Whitney
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
Which '80s Action Star is Your Soulmate?
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About This Quiz

Old school action stars are hot. There is something about those action stars of the '80s that drives you totally crazy, but which one jives with you the best?
Do you like guys with enormous muscles?
Yeah I do!
They are pretty cool.
Not at all.
Not really.

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What kind of date do you like to go on?
I like to hit the gym with them.
We'd go for a run.
We'd go out to a bar.
We'd go see a stand up comedian.

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What kind of movie would you go watch?
A political thriller.
A war movie.
A romantic comedy.
A comedy.

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What would you like your soulmate to say?
Your clothes, give them to me now.
The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows.
I want you to come home and watch television with me.
Beware of Hong Kong mosquito with high heels.

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Who is your favorite actor?
Danny Devito.
Carl Weathers.
Danny Glover.
Chris Tucker.

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What is your personal style?
Businesslike.
Kind of sloppy.
Trendy.
Relaxed.

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Would you ever want to be the first lady?
Sure, that would be fun.
Maybe.
No, that would be awful.
Not my style.

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What is something you could do for work?
Be a politician.
Be a writer.
Manage a bar.
Be a personal trainer.

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Where would you go on vacation?
California.
Philadelphia.
Australia.
Hong Kong.

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Do you like a guy that could play a villain?
Yeah, that is hot.
Maybe a little.
Sure, sometimes.
No way.

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Do you think it would be cool if your soulmate did all his own stunts?
No, he is too important to me.
Maybe sometimes, but not all the time.
Honestly, I don't think he could.
Yeah, I think it would be very cool.

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Do you want your soulmate to be funny?
Sure, I guess so.
No, I don't care.
Yeah, a little.
Yeah, that is top priority.

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Where do you want to go out on a date?
An upscale restaurant.
A neighborhood bar.
A cocktail bar.
A comedy club.

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Where do you like to work out?
At a gym.
I have a nice home gym.
I don't really work out.
In a yoga studio.

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What do you think of guys who smoke cigars?
They are totally hot.
I don't like them much.
They are okay.
They are gross.

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What would you drive for a vehicle?
A hummer.
A jeep.
A sports car.
A hybrid.

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Do you think accents are sexy?
Totally.
Not at all.
Not really.
Kind of.

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What do you think of buddy movies?
Who needs a buddy?
They are okay.
I love them.
I like them.

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How would you like your soulmate to clean out a room full of bad guys?
By body slamming all of them.
By taking them out one by one.
Umm, I would think he would need a gun.
With a roundhouse kick.

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Which is true of Chuck Norris?
Chuck Norris has a diary. It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.
When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

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How important is hair to you?
Not very.
Kind of important.
Very important.
Pretty important.

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Do you mind if your soulmate gets a little snarky sometimes?
Yeah, it would bug me a little.
Not really.
No, I like a good verbal battle.
Yes, that would bug me a lot.

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So, what about if he acts straight up crazy?
That would be a little disturbing.
I couldn't handle that.
I love crazy guys!
That would be awkward.

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Do you like guys that are smooth talkers?
No, I don't care so much about that.
Yeah, it helps.
I love those types of guys.
No, those guys creep me out.

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How do you think your soulmate will age?
Pretty well, although he probably couldn't be an action star anymore.
Fairly gracefully.
Pretty well physically, mentally, not so much.
Very gracefully.

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What would you want to do on an average Friday?
Go out to dinner.
Go out to a play.
Go out and get crazy.
Stay home and cuddle on the couch.

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Do you like guys with beards?
No way.
They are okay.
Yes, I like them.
I don't even like guys with stubble.

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Which of these foods is your favorite?
Wiener schnitzel.
Pizza.
Meat pie.
Steamed dumplings.

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Do you want your man to be close to his mother?
Yes, I think it is nice.
Yes, it is very important.
I don't really care.
Not so much, that just gets in the way.

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How adventurous are you?
I'm kind of adventurous.
I'm not very adventurous.
I am pretty adventurous.
I am very adventurous.

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