What's Your Witch Name?

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About This Quiz

Every good witch has to have a name that strikes fear into those who hear it spoken aloud. To be a witch means to be an icon of mystery and fear. What is your witch name?

Where are you from?

Russia

Italy

China

America

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Are you cool?

I don't care.

I'm just a foodie.

I'm so cool.

I'm pretty nerdy.

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Which element appeals to you?

Air

Water

Fire

Earth

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How kind are you?

Not at all

Very

I'm kind to myself.

I help others.

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Do you intend on frightening people?

Very much so

Lord, no!

If it makes them think I'm cool

Not deliberately

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Do you want to enchant food?

To kill? Sure...

Yes

Oh, gross

That sounds dangerous.

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Do you want to enchant clothes?

If it keeps them filthy

If it keeps them clean

Always

If it can make them interface with Thunderbolt III

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Do you want to enchant your iPhone?

If it can show me new recipes

If it makes it cooler

Yes

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Do you want to use your magic to entertain others?

Yes

That'd be cool.

No, just myself

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Do you want to use your magic for self-aggrandizement?

A bit

Absolutely

Only a little

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Do you melt in water?

I dissolve.

I mix.

It doesn't affect me.

Technically I sublimate.

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How would you use your power at work?

Bending my coworkers to my will

Always having something to eat in the break room

Always looking good

Getting my work done faster

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How would you use your power around the house?

Killing vermin

Cleaning up the kitchen

Fixing my wardrobe

Fixing my computer

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Can animals sense your power?

Horses can

Cats can

Rats can

Dogs can, like in the "Terminator"

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Can you fly?

On a broom

On a jet

Using my Iron-Man armor I can

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How many languages do you speak?

Three

Two

Four

All

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Where do you go on vacation?

Hell

India

L.A.

New York

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Do you weigh the same as a duck?

Yes

I weigh a lot more than a duck

I don't know, is that the fashion?

I can change my weight at will

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What kind of hat do you wear?

Ushanka

A chef's cap

A baseball cap with a flat brim

Oculus Rift

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Who else is in your coven?

I am alone

Gordon Ramsay

Cyril Takayama

The Terminator

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Where is your secret lair?

In the woods

In the center of Paris

In the coolest part of Hong Kong

In San Fran

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What is your familiar?

A badger

A dog

A bird

A bat

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What is your ride?

A broom

A taco truck

A black motorcycle with flaming wheels

A robotic horse

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What shade of green is your witch skin?

Slime green

Mint green

Racing green

Phosphorus green

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How will you be inevitably killed?

Spell backfire, emphasis on fire

Choking

The tight turtleneck fad

Electrocution

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What's the cheapest curse I can buy off you?

Trip and fall

Everything tastes funny

Pants are out of style

Phone battery dies

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What's the most expensive curse I can buy off you?

Murder by flame

Embarrassing puking

Pants fall down

Driver's license is expired

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Which magician do you like?

Jerry Sadowitz

Josh Beckerman

Cyril Takayama

Marco Tempest

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What is your relationship with the werewolves like?

They think I'm a walking nightmare.

They like hanging out with me.

They think I'm a vampire.

Most don't understand me.

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What is your relationship with the vampires like?

They fear me.

They like me.

They think I out-cool them.

They don't understand me.

FINISH QUIZ

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