What's Your Trucker Nickname?

By: Steven Miller
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About This Quiz

There's a fox in the hen house, and a flying doughnut is on our trail. This is no time for sandbagging. Get your ears on and do your best to avoid becoming a bucket mouth on the CB.

If you understood any of the previous paragraph, it seems clear that you're definitely trucker material.

The road is full of characters, and we've got a nickname that will fit pretty much any Tom, Dick or Julie that may come along. Whether you've never driven a big rig or you've got decades of experience on the road, the following questions are sure to narrow in on a name that'll stick to you like white on rice.

For example, do you drive so much that falling asleep behind the wheel has become a common occurrence? If you cause the rumble strips to sing on a regular basis and you're commonly in a few lanes at a time, you're likely going to earn the nickname of "Road Hog." If your rig is a total sty and you eat with reckless abandon, then that would pretty much seal the deal on that one.

Fasten your seat belt. It's time to hit the road and find out what this cotton-pickin' thing is made of.

Which description best matches your body type?

Have you ever seen the movie "Pee-Wee's Big Adventure"?

Which actor or actress would be the best fit to play you in a movie version of your life?

Which genre of movies do you like the most?

How many accidents have you been in?

What's the scariest thing you can imagine about driving a truck?

How would you describe your romantic life?

Which description best matches your sense of humor?

How many speeding tickets have you gotten?

When was the last time you skipped a shower or bath for more than a day?

What are you most likely to order at the truck stop diner?

Which air freshener scent are you most likely to hang from your rear-view mirror?

Would you rather drive solo or as a team?

Would you ever pick up a hitchhiker?

How many cups of coffee are you drinking per day?

What outfit are you most likely to wear as a driver?

Which word best matches your general attitude?

Which animal best fits as your personal mascot?

Are you more masculine or feminine?

Would you say that you attract or repel your fellow drivers?

Are you married or single?

Which spot would you rather visit?

What part of the day are you at your best?

How many miles do you drive each year?

When was the last time you went on a long road trip?

Is it pretty common for you the cause the rumble strips to make noise?

Have you ever dozed off at the wheel?

Would you consider yourself to be the king or queen of the road?

Have you ever driven an oversized load?

Of the following, which kind of music are you most likely to be listening to as you roll down the road?

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