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Find out what your mom-style will be like!
Little Susie says she’s thirsty. What do you give her to drink?
Organic carrot juice
A bottle of supermarket brand water
An energy drink
Exactly 2 ounces of fruit juice in a sippy cup to avoid spills
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What's your favorite snack?
Granola and nuts
Gatorade and an energy bar
A meat stick and a bag of chips
Perfectly portioned raw vegetables
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Your child gets all A's on their report card. What do you say?
Grades are great, but don't let the man judge you.
One step closer to that scholarship!
Right on, little dude!
See…all those hours we spent drilling paid off.
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Your baby won’t stop crying. What do you do?
Give a massage with essential oils
Put baby in the stroller and go for a jog
Turn up some Black Sabbath
Call the doctor and demand an appointment
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You have to make a dish for the school potluck. What do you make?
Falafel
Tater Tot Casserole
Cookies shaped like grave stones
We don't do potlucks. Too many germs!
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How many children would you like to have?
As many as the universe allows
Enough for a family football team
One to play guitar and one to sing.
One. Children need undivided attention.
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The kids go to Grandma’s for the weekend, what do you do?
Meditate
Go the the mall
Get drunk and dance
Set the alarm to call every hour
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Pick the theme of your family photoshoot:
A field full of wildflowers
Local team colors
Zombies
Perfectly pressed white shirts
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Finish this sentence: Children need _______________.
hope, imagination, and dreams
involvement and discipline
fun and adventure
constant supervision
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Where would you take your family vacation?
A wilderness retreat
A theme park
Exploring haunted houses
An educational weekend
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What would your princess name be?
Princess Willow
Princess Teamplayer
Princess of Darkness
Princess Organized
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It’s your child’s first day of college. What advice do you give them?
Love everyone!
Keep those grades up!
Up all night, sleep all day!
Call me three times a day and wear clean underwear.
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Where would you prefer to eat?
A locally owned vegetarian restaurant
The drive thru
Hard Rock Cafe
We do not eat out.
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You and your spouse go out for a night. What do you do?
Smoke grass and frolic in the woods
Head to a ball game
Get in the mosh pit
We do not leave the children alone.
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Describe yourself while driving:
I sing and smile a lot.
I'm counting the minutes until the next carpool pickup.
I blast the radio and drive fast!
I frequently check to make sure the kids are still buckled in.
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Your child falls and scrapes his knee at the playground. What do you say?
Pain is a learning experience.
Shake it off and get back in there!
Cool! You're gonna have a scar!
We have to go to the ER now.
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How do you feel about spiders?
So cute!
I'm too busy to deal with a spider.
I have two!
Call the exterminator!
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You think you’ve left the iron on, what do you do?
I do not own an iron.
Call the mom network and have a neighbor go check.
Forget about it. It will be fine until you get home.
Call the fire department and race home to meet the trucks.
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