What Taco Bell Menu Item Describes You in Bed?
By: Ian Fortey
Estimated Completion Time 6 min
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About This Quiz
A lot of people look down on fast food. Ask some people, and they'll scoff and say they never eat fast food in a tone that suggests you're a monster for even asking. But the fast food industry makes billions and billions a year, so that means people are for real eating it and enjoying it every day. There's no shame in your fast food game! You go out and eat those fries and burgers and milkshakes if that's what you want. All things in moderation, right? Enjoying a few tacos with someone can be a real bonding experience. A little bit of cheese, some jalapenos, a sprinkle of hot sauce. There's potentially a lot going on in a simple meal at Taco Bell. Not to mention if you're with that special someone and you're capping off a fun day together.
Face it; you can't go wrong with some crunchy tacos or a Crunchwrap Supreme. But when the mood of the evening changes from Chalupa to Naked Chicken Chalupa, you might find yourself inspired by some of Taco Bell's vast and sometimes spicy menu. Want to know what it is on the Taco Bell menu that's the most like you in the bedroom? Take the quiz and see!
START QUIZ
Any chance you've ever bought an article of clothing that's only meant to be worn in the bedroom?
Not "just" in the bedroom
I have one special thing.
Give us a ballpark figure here. How many partners have you had in your life?
We're not even tossing you a hint on this one. Do you know what "the lifestyle" is?
I am pretty sure I know what you mean.
Something to do with tacos and/or sex?
In a very traditional sense, you need two people to get busy but sometimes that's not enough. Ever included a third person?
Talked about it but never followed through yet.
Nothing like a hike in the mountains, right? Ever had some sexy times in the outdoors?
Yeah, it happens now and then.
Has your kitchen table ever been used for more than serving dinner, if you catch our meaning?
I may have tried that in the past.
If your partner suggested heading to an adult theater sometime, would you be interested?
I'd be the one to suggest it.
I guess I'd have to know more, but maybe.
That sounds like a lot of fun.
I'm not sure that's what we're into.
Are you a master of foreplay or do you jump right into things?
I like to think I manage foreplay pretty well.
I spend more time on foreplay, I think.
I strike a balance between a bit of foreplay then a lot of the good stuff.
I could be happy with just foreplay.
Some people find water very alluring. Ever gotten frisky in the water?
The tub, the ocean, I've tried it all.
I've enjoyed some skinny dipping before.
I've enjoyed a hot tub once or twice.
So let's say your whole family is at your house, grandma is in your room, there's no privacy anywhere. Where might you go to have some fun?
Is it weird to get a hotel room?
We could drive somewhere, I'm sure.
Have you ever hooked up with someone and then, later on, wondered what the heck you were thinking?
I guess just my first time.
Have you ever hooked up with an ex after you broke up?
Almost! But then I backed out.
Say you're on a date to a movie; what are you going to see if you're hoping to set the mood for later?
I don't need a movie to set the mood.
They say age ain't nothing but a number. Would you ever hook up with someone more than 20 years older than you?
We'd have to have some kind of amazing connection, but it's possible.
Have you ever committed any of your sexy times to film?
I've been in a few home movies.
No, I'd be too afraid of people finding it.
Have you ever met someone for the very first time and brought them back to your place that same day?
It's happened a few times.
Not often, but yeah, it's happened.
If your partner is out of town, would you engage in a little sexting to pass the time?
I do that all the time already.
I could see that happening at night, maybe.
I don't know about sexting but I'm sure we could have a fun conversation.
Have you ever ordered an adult toy of some kind on the internet?
I have an account on more than one website.
I may have bought something from Amazon.
Oh yeah, I've gotten a few things in the past.
Would you ever use an app like Tinder to meet someone just for a quick hookup?
Maybe not just a hookup, but I guess I could meet someone.
That's what it's for, right?
So can we look at your browser history?
I mean, you can look, but it's going to be dirty.
Just let me erase one or two things and sure.
When it comes to fantasies, who are you most preoccupied with?
Pretty much everyone in the world
Would you ever hook up with a good friend's sibling?
Maybe, if my friend was cool with it.
Yeah, if there was an attraction there.
I'm not sure I'd feel OK with that.
Do you have any fantasies you wouldn't share with your partner?
Some I keep to myself, yeah.
One or two. No one needs to know everything you think, right?
Yes, I have a few embarrassing ones.
Do you have any fetishes that you know other people might consider weird?
People are too judgmental. Also, I dunno. Maybe?
Would you ever put on a show with your partner for other people to watch?
I do love being an exhibitionist!
Wow. That really depends on who's watching.
I could be talked into that maybe.
What do you have in the drawer of your nightstand right now?
All kinds of fun and dirty stuff
I don't have a nightstand.
I might have a toy in there.
When was the last time you watched a dirty video on the internet?
I have one open in another window right now.
I don't really watch things like that.
If it was up to you, how often would you be having some sexy fun times?
Maybe a couple of times a week
So are you down with dirty talk?
I'm like a dirty talk expert.
It's not really my thing,
When the mood strikes and you're not at home, how do you handle the situation?
Who says you need to be at home?
It looks like we need to get home fast.
There are lots of private places out in the world.
We can wait until we get back.
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