What Strain of Marijuana Are You?

By: Teresa M.
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
What Strain of Marijuana Are You?
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About This Quiz

It might be difficult, but try not to giggle while you're taking this marijuana quiz! Weed, Mary Jane, Toke, Smoke, Greens - whatever it is you like to call your stash, are you in touch with the strain of pot you are? Whether you view yourself as more of a Purple Haze than a bag of homegrown will be important to learn more about you. 

Once you've filled us in on your smoking habits, your opinions, and your personality quirks, we feel confident that we will be able to pinpoint the exact strain of marijuana you would be - if, of course, you woke up tomorrow being ground up and stuffed into a bong.

While medical science has shown great promise for the use of medical marijuana and several U.S states have voted to decriminalize, a great portion of the country still views it as taboo. There are no fears about taboos here! We want to hear all your thoughts on the subject!

After you tell us exactly what you think about all aspects of pot use, we'll find your perfect strain. It might be something with more of a body buzz, or it could be something that sends your brain into outer space. No matter what it will be, we want to find out with you. Fire it up!

What time of day do you like to fire it up?
Morning
Noonish
All day
Evenings

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What is your favorite way to smoke?
Joints
Bowls
Vaporizers
Bongs

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Do you think pot should be legal everywhere?
Yes
No
I'm unsure.
Yes, but with serious limitations.

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Which of the following would you purchase to soothe your munchies?
Twinkies
Doritos
Popcorn
All of the above

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How would your friends describe your personality?
Mellow
Chill
Exciting
Loyal

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Do you believe that marijuana helps certain medical conditions?
I certainly do.
There's a lot of research that supports that claim.
I don't know enough to comment.
It has helped me.

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Which fast food restaurant would you choose for a late night snack?
McDonald's
Burger King
White Castle
Wendy's

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Are you stoned right now?
That's none of your business.
Why do you want to know?
I'm not telling you that.
Yeah, man.

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Does pot make you paranoid?
No one said I smoked pot.
It does make me paranoid sometimes.
It depends on the strain.
Are you the cops?

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How many plants should someone be allowed to grow?
It depends on state laws.
As many as they want.
Two or three is reasonable.
I think growing should be left to the professionals.

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If you worked in a dispensary, what would your job be?
Security
Sales
Gardening
Product tester

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If pot were legal, what do you think the legal age should be?
21
18
25
30

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Which edible form sounds best to you?
Pot Brownies
THC Pops
Space Cakes
I prefer tinctures.

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Which strain of marijuana would you rate as the best?
OG Kush
Diesel
Purple Haze
Banana Kush

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Do you think it's right to drug test employees?
It depends on the job.
I think it's okay to test for harder drugs.
I think that my body is none of anyone's business as long as I'm doing my job.
I have mixed feelings about it.

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What do you like the least about pot?
It's illegal where I live.
It costs too much.
It makes me sleepy.
I feel sluggish afterwards.

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Do you think pot is harmless?
I think everything can be harmful if overdone.
I don't think so.
It has a few drawbacks.
I don't think it should be in the hands of young people.

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Which name for pot do you think is funniest?
Devil's Lettuce
Wacky Tobaccy
Left-handed cigarettes
Green Goddess

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Have you ever been to a dispensary?
We don't have them here.
No, but I've been to Amsterdam.
Yes, I frequently visit a dispensary.
No, but I would like to visit one.

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Do you smoke anything besides pot?
I don't smoke anything.
I don't smoke anything else.
I some the occasional cigarette.
I like the occasional cigar.

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What flavor profile do you like marijuana to have?
Fruity
Earthy
Spicy
Sweet

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Which movie would you most like to watch while baked?
"The Hangover"
"Fast Times at Ridgemont High"
"Dark Side of the Moon"
"The Goonies"

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Which band is a good soundtrack to a smoke circle?
Pink Floyd
Nirvana
Chainsmokers
MGMT

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Have you ever caught your parents getting lit?
I have caught my parents many times.
My parents are too uptight for that.
I get lit with my parents.
I hope I never have to see that.

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Do you prefer getting drunk to getting stoned?
I like them both.
I prefer smoking.
I prefer drinking.
I like them both but not at the same time.

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If you're munchies were bad enough, would you eat ketchup and cracker sandwiches?
I'm sure I have at some point.
That doesn't sound too bad.
I would prefer mustard.
No way.

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Do you think you spend too much money on pot?
I barely spend money on pot.
I think I do sometimes.
I'm very moderate about it.
My mom thinks I do.

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What is your favorite Girl Scout Cookie?
I like all of them.
Samoas
S'mores
Thin Mints

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What drink do you like to wash down edibles with?
Orange juice
Water
Beer
Soda

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Do you ever drive after smoking?
I don't drive.
Of course not.
No way.
That's a horrible idea.

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