What Should You Name Your Pet Rock?

By: Teresa M.
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
What Should You Name Your Pet Rock?
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About This Quiz

Maybe your cubicle is boring. Maybe you need to liven up your space. Either way, a pet rock is a no mess, no fuss option. But what should you name your pet rock? Let us help!
What kind of music would you play for your pet rock?
Classic rock.
Rock and roll.
Alternative rock.
Punk rock.

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Which rock band would your pet rock like most?
AC/DC.
Foo Fighters.
Nirvana.
Alabama.

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Which famous rock formation would you like to visit?
Stonehenge.
Aphrodite Rocks, Cyprus.
Immortal Bridge, China.
Giant's Causeway, Northern Ireland.

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Will your pet rock have the same personality as "The Rock?"
Yes!
No, my rock will be super chill.
Who is "The Rock?"
No, my rock will have a personality all its own.

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What would you feed your pet rock?
Rocks do not need feeding.
I would offer it some lettuce once in a while.
I offer to share my food, but I never get an answer.
Um. No. I'm not crazy.

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Where will you place your pet rock?
My pet rock will be placed in a plant pot.
My pet rock will have a pet rock habitat.
My pet rock will live on my desk.
My pet rock will live on a shelf.

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How would you say good morning to your pet rock?
"Hello, sweet rock."
"Good morning, beautiful."
"Hi there. Want some coffee?"
"It's too early for this."

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What would you like most about having a pet rock?
Pet rocks are low maintenance.
Pet rocks never run away.
Pet rocks don't need a lot of food.
Pet rocks make people smile.

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What kind of pet have you owned?
Hamster.
Bunny.
Guinea pig.
I'm allergic to pets.

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Why would you want a pet rock instead of a dog?
I'm too busy for a dog.
I already have a dog.
Dogs need too much walking.
I'm not a dog person.

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Which emoji might you paint on your pet rock?
Smiley Face.
LOL Face.
Angry Face.
Poo.

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Are you a responsible pet owner?
I am qualified to own a pet rock.
I am a good pet owner.
I am responsible enough for a cat.
I haven't owned many pets.

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Which holiday would you decorate your pet rock for?
All of them!
Christmas.
Thanksgiving.
Halloween.

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Who would you give a pet rock as a gift?
My mom.
My spouse.
My coworker.
My best friend.

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How would you entertain your pet rock?
I would talk to my pet rock.
I would watch movies with my pet rock.
I would introduce my pet rock to my entertaining friends.
I'm not entertaining a rock.

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What kind of rock would your pet rock be?
Sandstone.
Granite.
Coal.
Gravel.

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How would you decorate your pet rock?
I will paint a face on it.
I will paint it to look like a snail.
I will draw on it with markers.
I will decorate it to look like a person.

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What celebrity would you make your pet rock look like?
Julia Roberts.
Carrot Top.
Donald Trump.
Conan O'Brien.

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If your pet rock were in the military, which branch would it belong in?
Army.
Navy.
Air Force.
Marines.

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Who do you think will like your pet rock the most?
My kids will think it's hilarious.
My husband will love it.
My coworkers will think it's funny.
My best friend will have one too.

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What made you decide to get a pet rock?
I love geology.
I saw it on Pinterest.
I just thought it would be funny.
Pet rocks are easy to care for.

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How would your pet rock describe your personality?
Silly.
Crazy.
Wild.
Cheeky.

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Which type of rock do you think is most beautiful?
Marble.
Obsidian.
Slate.
Blueschist.

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How many pet rocks will you end up having?
There's only one pet rock for me.
I'm not sure. We'll see how it goes.
I will eventually have a family of pet rocks.
I will probably end up with hundreds of pet rocks.

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If you painted one word on your pet rock, what would it be?
Yes.
Faith.
Love.
Rock.

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Where would you take your pet rock for a vacation?
We would go on a cruise.
We would go to a spa retreat.
We would go to the beach.
We would go camping.

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If your pet rock were to star in a movie, what would it be?
"Central Intelligence."
"Baywatch."
"Moana."
"The Fast and the Furious."

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Will you ever carry your pet rock in your pocket?
Yes, my pet rock will go everywhere with me.
No, pet rocks need to breathe.
Yes, I will keep my pet rock in my pocket when I feel anxious.
No, my pet rock will stay in the same place all the time.

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If your pet rock were an animal, which one would it be?
Badger.
Parakeet.
Sloth.
Bat.

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Will your pet rock have any special talents?
Yes, my rock's talent is being a pet rock.
Sure. It will sing, dance, and do laundry.
Yes, it will make me smile.
Yes, it will make people giggle.

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