What Rifle Matches Your Personality?

By: Zoe Samuel
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
What Rifle Matches Your Personality?
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About This Quiz

The combination of Minié ball and rifling changed the history of the world. Before these two technologies, firing a gun involved a lot of guesswork and luck. Muskets were the rifle's forebearers, and they were accurate about 40 percent of the time, in the hands of an expert. This was the weapon with which Washington's soldiers were expected to fight the war. When the American revolutionaries got their hands on rifles, they went straight into the hands of their best shots, who could make the most out of the rare and expensive bleeding edge military technology.

Today, rifles are the default long gun. Shotguns, the descendants of the blunderbuss, still occupy a prominent place in sport, law enforcement, and military life, but the rifle is the gold standard projectile weapon, with thousands of variations and types.

Some rifles rely on more modern innovations including the use of escaping gas from a round to load the next cartridge into the chamber, or a lever action to manually advance another round, or laser sights to improve accuracy. All rifles, regardless of their bells and whistles, still use the same basic technology: the conical bullet and spiral grooves inside the barrel, called rifling.

With so much variation, you may wonder which rifle matches your personality. Wonder no more! Take this quiz, and we will sort you out.

How do you get your news?
I don't.
I read two whole newspapers every day.
I read a major newspaper's website.
Facebook

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What is the highest number of pistols you have owned?
I only need two
30
One
12

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What do you like to do on the weekend, when you get out of the house?
Look for tracks and catch me some dinner.
Get a workout in, then go for a run, then lift.
Target practice
Blow up tree stumps

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Where do you learn to shoot?
My father taught me.
My uncle taught me.
I learned in the military.
I learned in boarding school.

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How much time do you spend at work?
I don't work. If I worked, I'd have to pay taxes, which are theft.
I arrive early and stay late.
I spend exactly eight hours at work, to the second.
I arrive late and leave early. I'm no sucker!

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Honestly, how good a shot are you?
When I shoot something, it stays shot.
I'm about average.
I'm professionally good.
Best out of nine?

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How many times have you been fired?
Once. Now I work for myself.
A few times
Never
Is there another way to leave a job?

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What would you like to use a rifle to do?
Shoot deer, to eat
Home protection
Competition shooting
Pose with it for Instagram

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What books do you like to read?
Books on bushcraft
Books on the founding fathers
Poetry
Read books? Like in school? Nah.

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What basketball strategy do you favor?
Shuffle offense
Full court press
Zone offense
There's strategy in basketball?

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How many drafts do you go through when writing a letter?
One
Four
At least 10
I prefer to text.

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Where do you stand in your workplace hierarchy?
I didn't fit in.
I'm the manager to beat.
I'm very high up.
I'm near the bottom.

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How do you watch TV?
I have an extensive VHS library.
I have three TVs I leave on all day.
I stream the channels I want a la carte from Amazon.
On my phone, at every opportunity

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How would you go about buying a new car?
I'd stack up as many pelts as I could and see what I could get for them in town.
Fast take: buy a tank.
I'd look for the best car with the most depreciation.
I'd go to the bank of mom and dad for a loan.

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How much time do you spend on continuing your education?
Life is my education.
I read the new materials on my line of work, when they come out.
I'm always taking courses and going to lectures.
Wait, are you supposed to do that?

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How would you complete the sentence "Don't work hard, work________."?
Like your life depends on it
Like an American
Smart
Hardest

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How do you keep warm when it is cold outside?
I fire up my fireplace.
I warm up a gun.
My house has central heating.
I burn these convenient stacks of paper, bound in groups of about 200-500 pages that some guy left on a shelf in my apartment.

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How would you study for an academic test?
I reject schools on principle. They brainwash people.
I'd cram for it, every night, for a month leading up to the test.
I'd work out a curriculum for the weeks leading up to it.
I wouldn't bother. What's the worst thing that could happen?

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What form of folk art do you like best?
Decorative knots
Quilting
Wood carving
Butter sculpture

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How would you remove a Phillips head screw from a 2x4, if your toolbox lacked that kind of screwdriver?
I'd grip the head with pliers and twist it out.
I'd pull it out with the claw on the back of my hammer.
I'd use a flat head screwdriver to get it out.
I'd bash it out with the head of the hammer.

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How do you like to shop for food?
Check the traps
Load up for the month at Walmart
I use an online delivery service.
I just run to the general store after the milk runs out.

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When something breaks in your house, what do you do?
I make a new one out in my workshop.
I go on a DIY binge and fix everything, even things that aren't broken.
I figure out exactly what needs to be done to make the thing exactly like new, and then do it. Failing that, I toss it and get a new one.
Depends. Did I notice? I probably didn't notice.

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What sport do you find the most frustrating?
Chess
Baseball
Golf
Wrestling

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What movie genre do you like best?
Westerns
War movies
Dramas
Comedies

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Which handgun do you like the look of?
Navy Colt
Glock 17
1911
Does an Uzi count?

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How do you prefer to get around town?
On horseback
In my G-Wagon
On my motorcycle
On my DTV Shredder

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Which of these is closest to your vice?
Chewing tobacco
Cigars
Tea
Booze

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To what country would you like to go on a hunting trip?
Canada
Australia
Zimbabwe
Russia

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What is the highest number of rifles you have owned?
6
9
3
1

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What kind of pocket knife do you carry?
A bushcraft knife I made myself
A Swiss Army knife
A Benchmade
A SOG Flash II

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