What Percent Badass Are You?

By: Brian Whitney
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
What Percent Badass Are You?
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About This Quiz

There are a lot of people in life that like to act like a badass, but there are very few that can walk the walk as much as they talk the talk. What about you? Take this quiz to find out what percent badass are you!
Who is tougher, Bruce Lee or Chuck Norris?
I have no idea.
Bruce Lee
Chuck Norris
Me

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Do you ever get the feeling that you freak people out?
Not at all.
No, I wish.
Maybe a little.
Of course I do.

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Do you have any tattoos?
Nope.
No, but i have thought of it.
Yeah I have one or two.
Yeah, I have all sorts.

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Have you ever been arrested?
No way, are you kidding?
No, but I was lucky a few times.
Yeah, once.
Who wants to know?

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Do you ever get emotional around people?
Sure, all the time.
Sometimes, but I try not to.
Not very often.
Not ever.

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Do you mind working outside when it is raining or really cold?
Yes, doesn't everyone?
I don't like it much.
I can deal with it for a little while.
That doesn't bother me.

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Do you get drunk easily?
Yes, I am a total lightweight.
I am about average I guess.
No, I do okay.
No, I can drink all night.

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Do you get freaked out by scary movies?
I totally do.
Maybe a little.
Not really.
Not at all.

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How friendly would others say you are?
Really friendly
Pretty friendly
Not very
Not at all

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What would you do during a zombie apocalypse?
Run!
Try and hide.
Do my best to fight.
Kill the zombies obviously.

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If you were meeting a friend at sketchy bar and you showed up first, what would you do?
Stay and my car and wait for him to show up.
Stand outside and wait for him to show up.
Get a table and hope no one notices you.
Go in and sit at the bar like you own the place.

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How comfortable are you on a motorcycle?
I have never been on one.
Not comfortable at all.
Pretty comfortable.
Very comfortable.

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When was the last time you got scared?
Within the last couple of days.
Within the last month.
Within the last year.
I can't remember that happening.

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What burger would you pick?
Veggie Burger
Turkey Burger
Cheese Burger
Bison Burger

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What do you think of the guys on "Sons of Anarchy?"
They seem really scary.
They seem pretty tough.
They seem like guys I would hang out with.
They seem like a bunch of babies.

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What would you do if a bear attacked you and your friend?
Play dead
Try to outrun my friend
Try and scare the bear off
Fight the bear. He can't be that tough.

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Are you a vegetarian?
Yes.
No, but I don't eat much meat.
No, I like meat.
No, I eat meat all the time.

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Are you the alpha in your group?
What is an alpha?
Ha, no way.
Sometimes I think I am.
Yes, for sure I am.

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What do you do if someone is flirting with your boyfriend/girlfriend in front of you?
Get embarrassed and leave.
Make a scene.
Tell my boyfriend/girlfriend how mad I am.
Go up to the person flirting and terrify them.

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Which rapper are you most like?
Kanye West
LL Cool J
Eminem
Dr. Dre

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How many fights have you been in?
None, why would I fight?
1
2 or 3
Quite a few

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How often do you work out?
I don't, and I am not in very good shape.
Every once in a while.
I go all the time.
I don't, because I am already ripped.

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What type of music do you prefer?
Pop
Rock
Rap
Death metal

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What sport do you like?
I don't like sports.
Baseball
Football
Mixed Martial Arts

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Which of these actors is your favorite?
Brad Pitt
Robert De Niro
Clint Eastwood
Danny Trejo

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What is your favorite Tarantino movie?
Jackie Brown
Django Unchained
Pulp Fiction
Reservoir Dogs

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If you were lost in the woods you would...
Freak out.
Try and stay calm and wait for help.
Find my way to safety.
Make the woods my new home.

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You have a dead tree on the corner of your yard, what do you do?
Ignore it.
Call a tree service.
Do a favor for a friend who happens to own a chainsaw.
Cut it down, of course.

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A spider is on your arm, what do you do?
Scream!
Try and flick it off.
Kill it.
Gently pick it up and set it down on the ground.

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Where would you be most comfortable hanging out?
A wine bar
A cocktail bar
A rave
A dive bar

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