What Mischievous Animal Matches Your Dark Side?
By: Ian Fortey
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About This Quiz
If there's one thing we're good at as a species it's comparing ourselves to other species. You can be hungry like a wolf or sly like a fox. You can lie like a dog and be quiet as a mouse. You might be as brave as a lion or as stubborn as a mule. There's a never-ending list of animals and the qualities we ascribe to them that can be applied to humans and the way we act from time to time. Some good and some bad. All of them are meant to make for a better visual, though, a better comparison of who we are and why we act a certain way.
Ideally, if people are making these comparisons about us it's for good reasons. You can't go wrong with being told you're strong like a bull. But you want to avoid being told you have the manners of a pig. There is a middle ground, though. There are animals that aren't always bad and aren't always good, those mischievous creatures that are sometimes troublemakers but still clever enough to be admired. Sometimes those make for good comparisons, especially when your dark side comes to light. Want to know which mischievous beast you match up with when your dark side comes out? Take the quiz and see!
Do you feel like you're usually a happy person?
I'm happy when I'm left alone.
What does having a dark side mean to you, anyway?
I don't always do what people want me to do.
I do what makes me happy sometimes, even if it's irresponsible.
I let my emotions get the best of me.
I keep parts of myself hidden from others.
When someone is really getting on your nerves, how do you react?
I'll do something a little sneaky to bug them back.
I'll probably confront them.
I guess that all depends on who they are and how they're annoying me.
If you order some takeout and they accidentally give you extra stuff that you didn't pay for, would you inform the restaurant?
Maybe if it was a ton of stuff, but probably not.
Only if I noticed in time for someone to fix it quickly
If your neighbor is making a ton of noise while you're trying to sleep, what are you doing about it?
I'd probably confront them.
I'll be making noise when they're sleeping.
I might have to call someone to complain.
Do you know how to swear in any other languages than your native tongue?
I know a few good ones in a variety of languages.
Have you ever closed-fist punched someone who hadn't hit you first?
Thought about it a lot but no
Has anyone ever punched you when you hadn't hit them first?
One or two times, I guess
Say you're at work and you're starving. You forgot lunch but there's something that looks super tasty in the fridge? Would you snag a coworker's lunch?
If no one is looking, it's mine
I might ask for some, but I won't steal it.
Is it OK if someone takes your lunch from the fridge?
Hey, survival of the fittest. If they can take it, so be it.
That's a totally different situation.
I'd like someone to at least ask.
Have you ever gone scorched earth against someone who made you angry on the internet?
I'll cuss someone out, but that's all.
I've been a bit of a bully sometimes.
People don't make me angry on the internet.
Have you ever lied to your boss to get out of work?
I said I was sick when I wasn't.
Is it ever OK to lie to someone you love?
If the lie is better than the truth, sure.
As long as it's not a big lie
Have you ever turned off the TV and pretended to not be home to avoid someone at your door?
Nah, I like when people come over.
No, I'm OK to deal with someone at the door.
Oh yeah, I can be sneaky.
How often do you let a call go to voicemail so you can avoid talking to someone?
It happens from time to time.
Have you ever told someone you didn't get a text that you did get but just didn't want to reply to?
Yeah, if I didn't have time and forgot about it
I do that from time to time.
Who knows the Dark Side better than a Sith? Pick your favorite dark wielder of the Force from "Star Wars."
Speaking of dark, horror is all the rage these days. What's the best horror movie in recent memory?
Have you ever cheated at a board game like Monopoly?
Well, maybe once or twice
Sometimes bad things just make you feel good. Pick your favorite fast food!
Have you ever ghosted someone you planned to go out with because a better offer came along?
I'd just cancel on the person.
Have you ever lied about yourself in an online dating profile?
Nah, I'm pretty honest about that stuff.
It's not a lie, it's an embellishment.
What do you consider to be your biggest vice?
Some cities have a darker reputation than others. Which notorious city attracts you the most?
Do you ever feel like people are talking about you behind your back?
Meh, I wouldn't care if they were.
Are you known for having an issue with your temper?
Straight up, have you ever plotted revenge against someone?
Only someone who deserved it
Nah, who has time for that?
You better believe I have.
I wouldn't say "plotted."
Ever wish you could lighten up a little and be more chill?
I've never really thought about it.
All things being equal, is your dark side legit dark or are you just not as bubbly and goofy as some other people?
I dunno, I think I'm pretty dark.
I'm not evil, if that's what you mean.
I'm a normal person who has bad moods sometimes.
So, do you ever sing in the shower?
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