What Is Your Warrior Spirit Animal?

By: Teresa McGlothlin
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
What Is Your Warrior Spirit Animal?
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About This Quiz

There are all sorts of spirit animals out there, but only a select few can classify as your warrior spirit animal. While regular spirit animals are the ones that you act most like every day, warrior spirit animals are those that come out when you need to fight for things like your place in line at the grocery store. After you tell us all about your spirit and the way you feel about animals, we'll be able to point out which one shares your abilities to fend for yourself.

When we think of animals warriors, it might be easy to have things like apex predators come to mind. All animals have to paw and claw their way through the wild to survive, though. Do you think your warrior spirit animal is something as ferocious as a great white shark or as savvy as a raccoon? 

As you machete your way through the jungle of our questions, we will match your traits with some of the scrappiest animals we can find. Do you fight for your rights like a honey badger or do you wile your way through the world like a raccoon? Select from the answers you see, and we'll take it from there!

Which of these nocturnal creatures scare you the most?
Owls
Mice
Jaguars
Opossums

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Would you rather have paws or talons?
I'm fine with my hands.
I would rather have paws.
Talons are never a bad thing.
Webbed feet would really come in handy.

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If you were a parrot, what would you want to learn to say?
Cracker
Hello
Sexy bird
Oops

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Where would you prefer to migrate in the winter time?
Mexico
Florida
Brazil
I like experiencing the seasons.

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Which animal do you act like when you first wake up?
Rooster
Sloth
Sheep
Bear

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Did the chicken or the egg come first?
No one will ever know.
It had to be an egg.
There couldn't be an egg without a chicken.
I don't want to think about it.

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Which nickname are you more likely to give to a pet snake?
Squeezy
Bitey McFangs
Mouse
Slithering Sam

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Are you at all afraid of geese?
They are terrifying.
Geese should fear me.
No, but I don't like chickens.
I'm not afraid of anything.

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When you think of the sweet side of your spirit, which animal comes to mind?
Puppy
Koala
Manatee
Chinchilla

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If you were in a survival situation, which one of these treats would you eat?
Nutria
Cattails
Earthworm
Grasshopper

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Which of these dog breeds makes you feel warm and fuzzy?
I like cats more.
Labrador retriever
Poodle
Beagle

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If you encountered a water moccasin, what would you do?
I would scream.
It would be time to pack up the car and go home.
I would watch it for a few minutes.
I'm sure I would need CPR.

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Which animal-related phrase sums up your coworkers at lunchtime?
Birds of a feather
The early bird gets the worm.
Happy as a clam
Sitting ducks

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Is your overall spirit tough like a lion or gentle like a lamb?
It's ferocious like an angelfish.
My spirit is more like a lion.
It depends on the time of day.
I'm far more like a lamb.

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How do you feel when you see a black cat?
Cursed
In love
Scared
Lucky

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What do you admire most about the octopus?
They are escape artists.
It would be cool to change colors.
They are really smart.
I could use eight arms.

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Which of your qualities makes you most like a monkey?
I'm playful.
I'm smarter than most animals.
I am rather outspoken.
I'm loyal to those I love.

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What do you think cows in a pasture daydream about?
Escape
Sleeping while laying down
Not being milked
An endless supply of hay

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Would you stop to help a turtle cross the road?
We don't have turtles here.
I have and I will again.
I don't want to touch a turtle.
I'm sure someone else would do it.

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Which species of bear do you think is cutest?
Bears are not cute.
Polar bears are beautiful.
I think pandas are the cutest.
Black bears are the best looking.

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Would you rather have a pet alpaca or a pet donkey?
I could ride the donkey to work.
Alpacas are adorable.
Both are too large for me.
I would rather have a pet iguana.

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If you were a farmer, what would you raise?
Ferrets
Corn
Pigs
Bison

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How many pets is too many pets?
There's no such thing.
More than two is too many.
It depends on the owner.
I think one is enough.

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Are you more afraid of spiders or of wolves?
That's hard to answer!
I'm far more afraid of spiders.
Wolves are kind of scary.
I'm more afraid of humans.

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If you were a dog, which trick would you learn first?
Sit
Stay
Roll over
Play dead

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Which marine animal would you like to be for a day?
Hammerhead shark
Jellyfish
Lobster
Clam

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Are you as pretty as a flamingo or as handsome as a hedgehog?
I'm not bad for a homo sapiens.
I'm totally as pretty as a flamingo.
I'm as hot as a hedgehog.
I always thought of myself as a bald eagle.

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Which animal word is your family most like?
School
Pride
Brood
Pack

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If you found a baby bird out of its nest, what would you do?
I would leave it alone.
I'm sure I would nurse it back to health.
I would put it back.
I would call a vet for advice.

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What's your most favorite thing about frogs?
Tadpoles are adorable.
I like hearing them chirp.
It's cool to watch them eat.
Frogs freak me out.

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