What Dog Breed Holds the Key to Your Soul?

By: Teresa McGlothlin

What Dog Breed Holds the Key to Your Soul?
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About This Quiz

As you probably know, your soul is well guarded and cared for by any number of creatures. From mythical creature guardians to spirit animal guardians, your soul is one of the best-guarded places on Earth. However, you probably don't know that there's also a beast that holds the key. 

As we bark up your tree during this quiz, we are going to figure out which breed of dog carefully and ferociously holds the key to your soul. Although your soul is already more heavily guarded than the gold at Fort Knox, you should feel reassured that any who try to enter will have to pass the test of your guard dog. Your key-keeping dog breed might not be easily bribed, but we think it's important to know exactly which one keeps your key secure. 

You might be the type that prefers pugs over Dalmatians, but matters of the soul are completely different. Some of our souls need more protection than others. The breed that guards your key might not be your favorite, but you will always know which dog is on the case. 

Tell us about your lifestyle, your personality and your love of animals. Then we'll let you know which dog breed would never let anything happen to your soul's key. Will it be the dog you think it is?

Which natural disaster do you find most frightening?
Tsunami
Earthquake
Volcano
Tornado

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Are you outgoing or shy?
I'm somewhere in the middle.
I'm kind of shy.
I'm more outgoing.
It depends on who I'm with.

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What is your boss' best quality?
My boss is kind.
My boss is fierce.
My boss is reasonable.
My boss is funny.

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How do you feel about cats?
I'm more of a dog person.
I'm a cat person.
I don't mind cats.
Cats are evil.

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Which breed of dog is the cutest?
Pug
Rottweiler
Poodle
Boston Terrier

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Which farm animal is the funniest?
Rooster
Llama
Donkey
Cow

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Are you more religious or more spiritual?
I'm more spiritual.
I'm more religious.
I'm somewhere in the middle.
It depends on the subject.

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How would you describe your laugh?
Loud
Cackling
Quiet
Snickering

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What member of your friend group are you?
Parent
Baby
Grandparent
Crazy aunt/uncle

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Do you check your horoscope?
I check it once in a while.
I never check it.
I check it every day.
I check it a couple of times a year.

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Do you believe in an afterlife?
I guess I'll find out.
I sure do.
I believe in something.
I'm not so sure.

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Which flower is your soul most like?
Peony
Daisy
Sunflower
Rose

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Which of the Seven Deadly Sins have you committed?
Gluttony
Wrath
Lust
Sloth

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Which critter is most frightening?
Scorpion
Snake
Cockroach
Tick

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Do you prefer dogs with short hair or long hair?
I prefer short hair.
I like them both.
I prefer long hair.
I wish they were hairless.

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What human treat would you give a dog?
Carrot
Peanut butter
Salmon
Steak

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How much of a procrastinator are you?
75%
50%
25%
99.98%

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Did you have pets growing up?
I had a dog.
I didn't have pets.
I had many pets.
I had a cat.

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What kind of movies do you like most?
I love horror movies.
I'm a sucker for a good romance.
I love action/adventure movies most.
I love comedy flicks.

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Which mythical beast would you want guarding your soul?
Unicorn
Dragon
Mermaid
Chimera

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Are you an aggressive driver?
I have my moments.
I'm a laid-back driver.
I am fairly aggressive.
I don't drive.

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How should your steak be cooked?
I don't eat steak.
Rare
Well done
Medium

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Which outdoor activity is more fun with a dog?
Hunting
Swimming
Fishing
Hiking

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What is the first thing you do when you wake up?
I stretch.
I hit the snooze button.
I make coffee.
I take a shower.

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Do you text or video chat more often?
I do both.
I prefer to call.
I like texting more.
I video chat more often.

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How would your friends describe your sense of humor?
Dry
Strange
Silly
Witty

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Which of the big cats is most beautiful?
Lion
Cheetah
Jaguar
Lynx

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Are you a big risk-taker?
I never take risks.
I am a huge risk-taker.
It depends on the reward.
I take calculated risks.

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Where does your dog sleep?
My dog sleeps with me.
My dog sleeps on the couch.
I don't have a dog.
My dog sleeps on its dog bed.

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Would you be a good animal trainer?
I'll pass.
I think I would be a great animal trainer.
I would not be so good at that.
It depends on the animal.

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