What Does Your Taste in Trucks Say About Your Taste in Men?

By: Ian Fortey
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
What Does Your Taste in Trucks Say About Your Taste in Men?
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About This Quiz

The older we get, the more we make our mark on the world around us. We build up a history of who we are that is represented by not just what we do in life but how we do it. The tools we use to accomplish our goals, the movies, and books that entertain us, the friends we keep and even the food we eat. The vehicles we choose to drive fall right along with everything else in there.

With so many choices, we get to flex our personality quite a bit when we decide on what we like and what we don't. After all, if there were only one truck model to buy, it would say nothing about any of us. But there are literally hundreds to choose from with thousands of options. So refining that perfect truck for you means your heart and soul are in there. Your personality is in there as well. It's a little window into who you are, and that's kind of cool.

While a truck can show us what kind of work you might do, how much time you like to spend on the road, maybe even what kind of family you're in, it can also show off something like what kind of man you're into. Don't believe it? Take the quiz and see!

So what truck manufacturer do you feel makes the best trucks on the road?
Chevy
Ford
Nissan
Subaru

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A paint job has no effect at all on the way a truck performs and yet it's still super important. What color truck do you want?
Black
Silver
Red
Lime green

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Do you need your truck for work?
Yes
It helps.
Nope
I didn't need it at all, I just wanted it.

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What are we going to find in the bed of your truck if we look right now?
Work stuff
Some tools and the spare
My gym bag
Nothing much right now

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Does your ideal truck come with a gun rack?
You bet it does.
Why would it?
Nah, don't need a rack.
You can get gun racks in trucks?

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Are you Team Torque or Team Horsepower?
Horsepower!
You kind of need both.
Torque!
Isn't horsepower just torque times the rpm?

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What happens if you get a scratch in your paint job?
That's life.
Buff it out
Go to the body shop immediately
Well, how bad a scratch are we talking?

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Most trucks are automatic these days but not all of them. What's your pleasure?
Automatic gives you better control, I think.
Manual was invented for a reason.
I've never seen an automatic transmission.
Either one is fine.

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How many miles are you putting on your truck in the average year?
20,000
10,000 or so
15,000
I have no idea.

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Do you have anything fun hanging from your rearview mirror?
Air fresheners are fun, right?
Nothing
A little goofy trinket
A good luck charm

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Any chance you're driving around with a dash cam?
I have one but I forget to use it a lot.
You know it.
Don't see the point.
Nope

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If you're looking to buy a new truck, what would be the biggest thing you take into consideration?
Durability
Fuel efficiency
The overall look
How much of my crap can I fit in it

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Does anyone ever ride in the bed of your truck?
Sure, why not?
That's not safe.
If we're out having fun somewhere
The dog does sometimes.

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Any chance you'd ever get a novelty horn on your truck?
Maybe a louder one
No chance
I could go for something fun, maybe.
I feel like that's not happening but you never know.

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When you're on the road by yourself, what are you listening to?
Rock
I have my own playlists depending on my mood.
Something peppy and fast
Whatever the radio has for me

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Is anyone allowed to eat food in your truck?
Sure, that's fine.
If it's not too messy
Never
Depends on the food. And the person.

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Do you like a truck that starts up smooth and quiet or one that growls to life like an angry beast?
I love a loud truck.
If I could get one that ran silently, I would.
I want it to sound fast more than anything.
I've never really thought about that before. I don't think I care.

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Do you need a truck that can tow things?
Yes
Not really
Like a boat or a jet ski maybe
Maybe one day, I can't say.

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Are you buying the premium gas or is regular good enough?
Regular is fine.
I drive a hybrid, but regular gas gets the job done.
Premium only
Premium gas is totally a scam.

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What are you keeping in your glove box?
Some tools
Kleenex and my insurance and registration stuff
Sunglasses and some protein bars
Gloves

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Are you willing to let your best friend borrow your truck for a weekend if they need it?
A whole weekend? That seems extreme.
Sure
I don't think so.
That depends on the friend and why they need it.

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How often would you say you creep over the speed limit when you're driving down the highway?
It's fine to drive a few miles over, isn't it?
I try to keep it to the speed limit.
All the time
Only if the rest of the traffic is keeping that pace

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Have the police ever pulled you over?
Once or twice
Never
Too many times
Not for anything serious

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Do you have any parking tickets?
I've had a couple.
Nope
Ugh. Tons.
Not in forever

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What color of truck would you never consider buying?
Pink
Red
Brown
Black

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Trucks have been manufactured for nearly a century now. What decade made the best looking vehicles?
The '60s
Modern trucks are the best.
The '70s
The '50s

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If a truck wasn't an option, what kind of vehicle would you be driving?
A Jeep
A Tesla
A sportscar
A station wagon

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Everyone has a brand they hate, right? What kind of truck are you avoiding at all costs?
Toyota
Dodge
Chevy
Ford

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What are your thoughts on running boards?
How else am I getting into my truck without them?
They're fine, I guess.
They look great sometimes.
What's a running board?

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How often are you washing your truck?
When it needs it
Once a month
Every week
That's what rain is for.

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