What Car Is Your Soulmate?
By: Ian Fortey
Estimated Completion Time 5 min
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About This Quiz
Do you know how many cars are in the world? Over one billion. That number is so high it barely even means anything. A billion cars is like some kind of Thanos-level stuff, you need that Infinity Gauntlet just to figure it all out. But for right now in terms of what does make sense it means that there are just a ton of great cars out there. Sure, probably a lot of junkers out there too, but forget that. We're focusing on not just the best cars but the best car. That one car. Your car. The car of destiny! Your soulmate on four wheels. You know it's out there. Somewhere...
Not everyone gets to have their dream car in life, and that's fine. It is what it is. But we're just having some fun here, right? We got jokes! It's good. So why not tell us a bit about what you're looking for in a car, in the best most perfect car you could have, and we'll use that information to figure out which car of those one billion rolling down the streets out there is perfect for you. We'll match you up with your soulmate car! Take the quiz and see!
START QUIZ
What's the absolute most important thing to consider when looking or a new car?
It's gotta look good first and foremost.
Say you had to get a clunker, would you still be cool with driving your friends around in it?
I would not have a clunker, let's be real.
You're super responsible and always obey the speed limit, right?
It never hurts to open it up every once in a while.
Sometimes you gotta push it by a few mph, you know?
Did you pass your driver's test on the first try?
I was nervous but I passed.
Speaking of tests, how are you when it comes to parallel parking?
I can do it, I just don't like to.
I am the boss of parallel parking.
Does the price of gas ever give you anxiety?
I wish it was cheap but whatever.
Yeah, it gets pretty pricey.
Are you cool with one of your friends borrowing your car for the weekend?
Well, what do they need it for?
Probably, if it's a good friend.
Maybe! Depends on why they need it and for how long.
Say you're driving with your friend and they're eating a messy chili dog in the passenger seat. Are you worried?
I hope my friends wouldn't do that.
No, because there is no way in hell that chili dog got into my vehicle.
Hey, if they have napkins we're fine.
What are you hauling around in that trunk?
I dunno. Whatever I need.
Probab;y my groceries and stuff, I guess.
What are we going to find you doing at like 9 o'clock on a Saturday night?
Chilling with some friends.
Hard to answer that, I could be doing all kinds of things.
Getting ready to head out for the night.
If Netflix has some new recommendations for you, what genre are you most interested in seeing?
Let's say you saw Bigfoot out in the woods and if you catch him you're going to be a millionaire. What's your plan?
I guess I have to outsmart him.
I will wrestle that thing to the ground.
I'm setting some traps and getting some friends to help me hunt.
Leave Bigfoot alone, he never hurt anyone.
Think you could handle driving from Los Angeles to New York?
I don't know if I want to be on the road that long.
For sure, that'd be great.
It'd be great to see the whole country on a road trip like that.
If you pull a flat out on the highway are you cool with changing it yourself?
I think I know how but I'd still be nervous.
Do you come from a long line of good drivers or not?
Never really thought about it.
My folks are not good drivers.
You're on your way home after a long day and someone cuts you off and you nearly crash. Is it road rage time?
Nah, just horn honking time.
I'll be mad but not like road rage mad.
No, I'm just glad everyone's OK.
What's the most important quality in a partner anyway?
Your friends are setting you up on a blind date. What are you going to do?
Something outdoorsy, like a hike.
If you could have any pet in the world what would you have?
I'm not really a pet person.
You can't eat at restaurants all the time. What's your favorite thing to cook?
Just something quick like pasta.
I like making a big breakfast.
I don't do a ton of cooking, really.
What are you bringing to a relationship?
I think I'm a lot of fun.
Have you ever ghosted a date to hang out with someone else?
Nah, I'll just tell them I can't make it.
Are you a person who reads the book or sees the movie?
Maybe one, maybe the other.
I'll read the book if it's a good one.
If you were going to be one of the Avengers which one would you be?
How are you listening to music when you're out for a drive?
Good ol' terrestrial radio.
Pick a city you want to party in.
You can't underestimate the importance of a good paint job. What's the best color for a car?
Safety first! Ever been in a car accident?
How are you getting around town if you can't drive for a week?
A friend will give me a ride, probably.
Any chance you believe in love at first sight?
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