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An apex predator is one that resides at the very top of the food chain and has no other predator preys upon it. You know you are one, but which one is most like you?
How good looking are you?
Are you kidding? I am gorgeous.
Not so bad.
I am pretty good looking.
Hmm...Next question.
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You see something you want, how do you get it?
I ask my significant other to get it for me.
I run up real fast and grab it.
I knock people out of my way until it is mine.
I sneak up and grab it while no one is looking.
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What sounds really tempting to eat?
Wounded prey.
Some fish.
What's in that trash can?
Whatever happens along.
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How much of a loner are you?
Not at all, I like my crew.
Not much of one.
I am kind of a loner.
I totally am one.
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As a predator, what would you think if you saw a human?
Eh, can't be bothered.
What is that dummy doing all the way out here?
I hope they go away.
Mmm. Dinner.
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A man is bothering you and your date while out at a club. What do you do?
Slap him across the face.
Give him a body slam.
Leave.
Go outside and key his car.
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How do you act at a party?
I just chill out and let the action come to me.
I get all big and party like a rock star.
I just sit in the corner and hope no one talks to me.
I wait for my opportunity to flirt with someone cute.
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Where do you like to chill out?
I just like to lay out in the sun.
I like to swim around in the ocean.
I like to lay in the shade.
I like to curl up in bed.
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Are you tight with your mom?
Kind of.
Totally.
Yeah, but I have not seen her in a while.
Not at all.
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How would you describe your friends?
They help me out.
They are fun to play with.
They give me space.
They have my back.
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Why does no one mess with you?
Because me and my posse would mess them up.
Are you kidding?
Because It isn't worth it.
Because I would get you back.
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Can people tell when you are mad?
Yeah, I make no secret of it.
Usually.
Not right away.
No, I keep that stuff in the vault.
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Would you make a good boss?
Yeah, I am the boss.
No, but I make a good team member.
Sure, if it was a small business.
No way.
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How are you in relationships?
I totally need to be in one to be happy.
I like to stay single and play around a lot.
I stay single and don't date much.
I like to have just one partner, but I don't like to be around them much.
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How big is your crew?
Usually it is around 15.
Sometimes it gets up to 100.
I like to chill by myself.
I like to hang out alone, although sometimes I'll hang out with a small group of friends.
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Are you good at sports?
Yeah, I am pretty good.
People could mistake me for a pro.
I was when I was young, not so much now.
I hate sports.
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Do people think you are lazy?
No, but I do like to chill out at times.
Not at all.
Yeah they do.
They might, but they would be wrong.
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How do you argue?
I just try and win by not losing my cool.
Just by my sheer force of conviction.
I just repeat the same things over and over until the other person gives up.
I lie.
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What would be a good job for you?
I'd be a great politician.
I'd love to be a Navy SEAL.
I'd be a great professional fisherman.
I want to be a private investigator.
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Do you have tattoos?
Just one or two.
No, that isn't cool.
No, but I want one.
Yeah, I have three or more.
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Have you ever pretended to be a log?
No, I don't think that would work out well for me.
No, I am way too big to be a log.
I don't get the question.
Oh yeah.
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