What '80s Movie Couple Are You and Your Significant Other?

By: Brian Whitney
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
What '80s Movie Couple Are You and Your Significant Other?
Image: Collage; Samantha and Jake, Baby and Johnny, Lloyd and Diane

About This Quiz

There were a lot of great movies in the '80s, and much of that was because of some of the great couples that were in them. Which '80s movie couple are you and your significant other?
Is one of you from the wrong side of the tracks?
No, what does that even mean?
Totally.
Not really.
We don't live near tracks.

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What do you think of birthdays?
Hate them.
They are okay.
They are the best.
Everyone loves birthdays.

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What would you watch if it was on TV?
"Pretty in Pink"
"So You Think You Can Dance"
"Kickboxing"
"Beauty and the Beast"

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Which old school wrestler would you pick?
Roddy Piper
Hulk Hogan
Randy Savage
Andre the Giant

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Which song would you pick?
"If You Were Here"
"Hungry Eyes"
"In Your Eyes"
"Once Upon a Time-Storybook Love"

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If you get dumped, standing outside your ex's window with a boombox cranking music is...
An interesting approach.
What is a boombox?
The most romantic thing ever.
Lame.

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If you broke up, what would you do to get your significant other back?
Just kind of look at them a lot in a really sexy way.
Do something that makes me look cool.
Show them what they are missing.
All sorts of heroic stuff.

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What is your style?
Preppy
Retro
No specific style
Classic

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What has been your biggest problem as a couple?
Misunderstandings
Class differences
My parents not liking my significant other
You don't even want to know.

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Are you both rule followers?
For the most part.
I guess so.
One of us is, but the other, not so much.
No way, you can't trust people in power.

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Where would you go for fun?
To a dance
To a ballet
To a sporting event
To a Renaissance fair

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What movie would you two go see?
"The Breakfast Club"
"Footloose"
"Grosse Point Blank"
"Enchanted"

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Which is your favorite 80's actor?
Anthony Michael Hall
Jerry Orbach
Eric Stoltz
Mandy Patankin

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Why do you two get along so well?
Physical attraction
Mutual interests
The whole "opposite attract" thing
We are just so romantic together.

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When did you meet?
At high school
On summer vacation
Right after high school
At work

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How important is money?
Obviously it is at least kind of important.
It is important, but there are other things that are more so.
Not important at all, money ruins everything.
It is important, rich people can do whatever they want.

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Where would you do on a date?
Take a drive and make out
Go out to a club
Go see a movie
We would do something together outdoors.

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What do you think of John Cusack?
He is pretty cool.
He is okay I guess.
He is awesome.
I don't know who he is.

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What might one of you say to the other?
Thanks for coming to get me.
You want to hear something crazy?
I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career.
As you wish.

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Do your parents like both of you?
Sure, they are cool.
Not so much.
No, but it is okay, we don't care.
Sure, what is not to like?

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How many kids do you have, or do you want to have?
1
3 or more
0
2

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Where would you like to live?
Chicago
The Catskills
Seattle
Europe

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Your friends say the best thing about you two is...
How cute we are together
Our energy together
How funny we are together
How romantic we are together

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Our friends say the one thing that confuses them about us is that...
We don't talk a lot to each other.
We don't have a ton in common.
We have different values.
We are kind of dramatic.

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What business would you two start together?
A hair product business
We would teach dance.
Life coaching
We would start an organic farm.

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What should a guy do, if another guy is flirting with his girlfriend?
Nothing, a guy should be confident.
A guy should just flex and be intimidating in that situation.
Just go up and punk the guy out.
Sword fight!

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The '80s were...
Super fun.
Who knows? I don't know much about the '80s.
Kind of lame.
Are you talking about the 1680's?

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How would you like to get around?
A cool convertible
A classic car
A Chevy Malibu. Those things are boss.
A horse

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What kind of shoes do you like?
Vans
Oxfords
Doc Martens
Boots

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What was your clique in high school?
The popular crowd
The jocks
The top students
I didn't have one.

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