We'll Guess Your Zodiac Sign Based on These Relationship Questions!

By: Jody Mabry
Estimated Completion Time
5 min
We'll Guess Your Zodiac Sign Based on These Relationship Questions!
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About This Quiz

At one time, astrology and astronomy were considered the same science. The stars were used by the Babylonians and later introduced to the Greeks around the 4th century. The Greeks initially used the stars to explain the unexplainable chaos of the world. They soon realized the important role of the stars in predicting seasons and weather patterns. As divine revelations, the stars proved a fantastic source of knowledge in predicting natural disasters, the outcome of a war and of course the affairs of humans. Yes, that means your relationships. 

Your relationship behavior and past can often be attributed to the time of the year you were born. Were you born in December? You are Sagittarius and likely playful, fun and a little impulsive. If you are a Pisces born on February 25, you might be able to teach a course on Shakespeare and romance. 

From a passionate, yet independent Aries to the gentle and loving Taurus, your relationships owe a lot to your zodiac sign. Are you easy to get along with and identify well with strangers or are you stand-offish? The stars might have the questions you've been pondering your entire life. 

Now it's time to see how good we are. You answer these fun relationship questions, and we'll guess which zodiac sign you are!

When was your first "real" kiss?
13 - I was a young and curious child.
16 - It's when all my friends were "hooking up."
I waited until I was 19.
I was in my 20s, but I won't tell you which 20.

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How would you describe your first "real" kiss?
It was as horrible and sloppy as you think it was.
It was passionate, but the bad breath was an issue.
It was hot. So, hot.
It went perfectly.

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How much do you exaggerate your "number?"
What, me?
That's a complicated algorithm.
I throw it all out there. Even in detail if asked.
I take half my number, then subtract two more.

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What is something you frequently fight about in a relationship?
Who loves the other person more.
Poor spending habits, as in "You don't spend enough to make me happy."
My partner's stinky armpits. Seriously? Gross.
Control of the remote. Seriously, the relationship might end any day now.

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How would you describe your relationship arguments?
They can be impassioned, with a great make-up.
Careful and respectful of each other.
They are bitter and fraught with resentment, slamming doors and words we should regret, but we don't.
One of us will walk away to hide our feelings and then we cuddle and talk it out.

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What is your biggest relationship regret?
Not having enough relationships.
The one that got away. Or was it, two three...maybe four that got away.
Looking for fights.
Not being as open as I should have been.

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Have you ever been naughty with someone other than your partner?
I wash my hands of this question.
No, never. Well, maybe an online thing, but that doesn't count.
Nope. I'm proud of that.
No, but I've certainly fantasized.

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What is one topic that should be left out of a first date conversation?
Previous relationships.
Exes you still talk to.
Politics.
Personal hygiene issues.

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How do most of your relationships end?
One of us will just ghost the other.
Peacefully and as friends.
The police might be involved. What? I said "might."
I'll let you know if it ends.

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Do you have a first date spot that you always insist on going to?
No, I'm pretty open.
Yeah, I like to be comfortable.
That's gross to even think about.
Not really, but I have a few preferred spots.

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What are your thoughts about kissing on a first date?
I'm game.
I think I'd rather wait for a few dates.
If it feels right then I'm there.
I'm not sure.

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Would you move to another city just to be closer to someone?
For sure.
I would have to really love the person.
They should move closer to me.
I wouldn't even go there.

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What is your longest relationship?
Six months, many, many times.
Between one and five years.
Three months. Is that even a relationship?
More than five years, that I know for sure. You'll have to ask my partner about the details.

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What do you enjoy most about a relationship?
Having someone to get dirty with.
A person to hold me when I'm down.
Finally, I have a personal chef.
It makes me feel needed.

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What is one trait you always look for in a partner?
I want someone who loves to explore.
Trust. Trust is big to me.
Someone who is independent and sticks up for their self.
Love. I need a ton of love.

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What is a trait you try to avoid in a partner?
Booger picker and eater.
Someone with bad hygiene. That's a gross-oh no-no.
Someone who is too timid.
Someone who is way too aggressive. It's like, "tone it down, Sparky."

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Who drives the vehicle in your relationship?
We swap it up.
My partner drives.
I do. That's my thing.
Depends on who's vehicle it is.

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What will you order for dinner tonight?
Something I've never had before.
The fish.
Steak. That's a duh moment.
Something pasta-ish.

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Do you enjoy dancing on a date?
Love it.
Maybe a slow dance.
What? No.
Not sure if I'm down for that.

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How long do you have to date before someone can leave a toothbrush at your place?
Well, if they are spending the night, then they should probably have it there.
I'd rather they just bring it when they come over and not keep it at my place.
Three months.
I'd say when we are actually living together.

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Do you get along with your partner's friends?
Sure, I love them.
They are okay.
My friends are better.
My partner needs new friends.

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If you have a problem with your partner, how do you address it?
I smile a lot, joke, giggle and say the problem as if it's not a problem at all.
I don't say anything. I like to bottle my stuff up.
Directly and sometimes forcefully.
I have to weigh what will and won't hurt my partner's feelings first.

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What is one thing you would change about your partner?
Take off that stupid fedora. You do not look like Indiana Jones.
Dumb jokes.
Constant naps.
Nothing.

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What is your ideal stay-at-home occupation?
Writer.
Personal assistant.
Personal trainer.
Something techy.

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What would the title of your personal memoir be?
"Around the world in a lifetime."
"Smart, shy... the style guy."
"Do it! Do it! Do it!"
"Love - a whirlwind of feelings."

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Are you appreciative?
I try to be.
In ways that I can't describe.
Not as much as I should be.
Yes and no. Depends on my mood.

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What is something you enjoy watching in the company of your partner?
Sailboats rolling on the waves.
The moon and stars.
Monster truck shows. Oh, wait, that's just me.
Baseball games.

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Is family important to your relationship?
Yes.
Not as much as you'd think.
Not at all.
Family is always important.

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How do you make relationship decisions?
I'm usually the one suggesting things.
I defer.
I just make the decision. It's easier that way.
We talk and compromise.

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Where do you usually go on a date after you've been in a relationship for a long time?
Somewhere new.
Dinner and a movie.
Nowhere. We just do home dates.
We love the drive-in theater.

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You Got: