Which Venomous Snake Matches Your Dark Side?

By: Khadija Leon

Which Venomous Snake Matches Your Dark Side?
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About This Quiz

While many people have given credit to the Star Wars franchise for coming up with the "dark side" theory, there is evidence that it has been in existence long before that. Freud referred to the same thing as id, but it has also been described in Machiavellianism.

Your dark side is said to be the most aggressive aspect of being a person. When people go to this side, they have been said to be acting on instinct or impulse and any number of unpredictable things can happen. Some people commit various crimes, while others betray or lash out at their closest friends. There are some people who argue that there is a positive to having a dark side and that some people find it very attractive.

There are approximately 600 species of venomous snakes in the world, but which one of them best represents your dark side? Will it be an animal which can be found at your local zoo, or will it be an exotic animal which can only be found in its native homeland? If you would like to find out who your slithering friend is, then this is the quiz for you!

If you were a snake, what color would your scales be?
Red
Tan
Black
Green

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Which of these snake abilities would you like to have?
Sleeping with my eyes open
Swallowing food whole
Being extremely flexible
Being able to survive without food for a few days

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Are you afraid of snakes?
Only the big ones
Some of them
No
Yes

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Do you scare easily?
On rare occasions
Sometimes
No
Yes

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The first thing that people notice about you is…
I'm not sure
Your smile
Your exotic features
Your height

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How tall are you?
6 feet, 2 inches or taller
5 feet, 9 inches - 6 feet, 1 inch
5 feet, 3 inches - 5 feet, 8 inches
5 feet, 2 inches or shorter

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Which of these words describes you?
Intuitive
Independent
Inventive
Introverted

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What is your zodiac sign?
Gemini, Libra, Aquarius
Taurus, Virgo, Capricorn
Aries, Leo, Sagittarius
Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces

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Do people find you intimidating?
I don't think so.
Probably
Yes
No

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Are there times when you feel misunderstood?
All the time
Not really
Yes
No

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Are you the type who follows rules?
I prefer to make my own rules.
Sometimes
No
Yes

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On a scale of 1 to 10, where is your confidence?
6
8
10
4

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Do you think you are smarter than the general population?
I'm about average.
Yes
Yes, much smarter
I don't know.

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Would you say that you are power hungry?
Not really
Sometimes
Yes
No

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Would you say that you are happy with where you are in life?
Yes
Not really
No
I'm getting there.

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Which of these things gets you upset?
People telling them what to do
People who lie
When things don't go my way
People who take advantage of me

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How quickly do you get upset?
It takes me a while
Fairly quickly
Very quickly
It depends on what/ who the person is

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How important is respect to you?
It not as important as it should be.
Very important
Extremely important
Not very important

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If a person offends you, how would you react?
I ignore it until it gets to be too much.
I give them a warning.
I strike back.
I don't know.

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Have you ever become friends with someone solely because they could further your career?
I don't think so.
Yes
Absolutely
No

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If your friends were able to speak freely about you, what would they say?
I'm fun to be around.
Don't make me mad.
Beware!
I'm very shy.

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Would you ever take responsibility for something good that you didn’t do?
No
I think so.
Yes
Why would I?

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How many of these things have you done? Steal, Cheat, Lie, Kill (animals)
2/4
3/4
All of them
1/4

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You see a cat right in front of the car that you are driving, what do you do?
Pick it up
Press the horn
Run it over
Wait for it to move

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What is your criminal history?
Only a few fights here and there
It's too extensive for this quiz.
That's none of your business.
I don't have one.

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What kind of environment do you think you can live in?
Tundra
Desert
Grasslands
Tropical rain forests

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It is an extremely hot day, what are your plans?
To go to the beach, pool, river
To go tanning
To stay home in the AC
To spend it in the shade near a tree

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What colors do you usually wear?
Pastels
Earth tones
Dark colors
Bright colors

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Which of these foods do you like to eat?
Salad
Wings
Pie
Pizza

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In honor of this dark side quiz, which of these Darth Vader quotes do you like most?
“You don’t know the power of the dark side.”
“Be careful not to choke on your convictions."
“When I left you, I was but the learner. Now I am the master.”
“I am altering the deal, pray I do not alter it any further.”

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