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Is your slang game on fleek? Test your knowledge on these popular phrases featured on one of the largest crowd-sourced online dictionaries of all time. It's lit!
A child birthed by a celebrity just for attention. Usually, given a bizarre name.
Kidcessory
Kidcessory;
Kimye had a kidcessory and named it "North West."
Toy
Accompaniment
Commonly confused with the word "figuratively."
I can't even
Literally
Literally;
I'm literally dying at this question.
What even
The dull pain in the wrist that occurs from consistently swiping left on Tinder.
Carpal Tinder syndrome
Carpal Tinder syndrome;
I regret swiping left on all 693 hags in my area because now I have Carpal Tinder syndrome.
Thirst Trappin
Desperary
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A person who simply has no clue what he/she is doing in life. He/she has no common sense, and asks stupid questions, such as "how do I do laundry?"
Freshman at life
Freshman at life;
If you don't know what online banking is, you're def a freshman at life.
Confurzgled
Failtype
An activist who uses the art of rap as the medium to speak to and motivate the people.
Raptivist
Raptivist;
Oh, snap! Did he just recite Jay-Z in his speech? What an A1 raptivist!
Rhymesayer
Spitash
Cash money, dollar bills, dough, moolah, or bread.
Stack
Presidential flashcards
Presidential Flashcards;
How many presidential flashcards do I need to drop to buy those kicks?
Ice
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The time period in which one waits for a reply to a flirtacious text he/she previously sent.
Intermission
Text purgatory
Text purgatory;
Christine was in text purgatory after sending Faris, "drinks later? ;)"
Break time
When a person purchases a bag of chips with the preconceived notion that it will be full. However, upon opening the bag, you realize it's not full at all.
Chiptease
Chiptease;
There were only 5 chips in that Doritos bag I just bought from the vending machine. What a chiptease!
Snack attack
Chipmunking
The expression of being a little more than sad.
Emotart
Sadney
Drake Face
Drake Face;
Alexa told my boy he has bougie style, so he's been sulking around the crib with Drake Face all day. #DrakeFace
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The emotion of being thankfully lucky.
Luckierest
Lucking out
Luckfully
Luckfully;
Luckfully, she said it wasn't mine.
To be true to one's self and real with all others.
Chill
UGK
Trill
Trill; Norah told Maya to stop lying and keep it trill.
The act of going braless.
Braa
God's bra
God's bra;
I don't need a real bra. I'm wearing God's bra.
Br4
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When you sit on a toilet seat and the seat is still warm from the previous person who sat on it.
Heatery
Buttered toast
Ghost cheeks
Ghost cheeks;
I felt ghost cheeks on the toilet last night.
When you have the same facial expression no matter what emotion one's trying to convey.
Maskatron
Mannequinism
Nicholas Cage Syndrome
Nicholas Cage Syndrome;
"Who's that one actor who has Nicholas Cage Syndrome?"
"Vince Vaughn?"
To eat ferociously.
Go ham and cheese
Go Ham and Cheese;
I'm so hungry I'm about to go ham and cheese at the Chinese buffet.
Hangry
TANSTAFL
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When the second toe is longer than the big toe.
T.O.
King's toe
King's toe;
Oh! Laura has the king's toe only on her right foot.
Longtoe
The feeling when someone gets completely destroyed.
Rekt
Rekt;
I just no-scoped that noob. #rekt
Ba-boom
GG
The act of a bro cleaning his room solely because he thinks he might have a girl over that night.
Cleanaxing
Premodium
Fling cleaning
Fling cleaning;
I can't play Halo right now because I'm fling cleaning! Mimi's coming over later!
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When someone takes selfies in dangerous situations or circumstances.
Selfiecidal
Selfiecidal;
I can't believe Kim is taking selfies whilst driving on the freeway (with her infant son). She must be selfiecidal!
Selfie-aholic
Selfie-destruct
A person who texts while walking, usually unaware of his/her surroundings.
Petextrian
Petextrian;
John slammed on his brakes when the petextrian ahead of him stopped short.
Textacy
Textafusion
A person who uses an internet thesaurus to replace common words in his/her written work (usually incorrectly) to make himself/herself appear smarter.
Thesaurus Rex
Thesaurus Rex;
"When did Jaeyoung start using the word 'cwtch?'"
"Since he became a thesaurus rex."
Moron
Thesaurus X
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An abnormal or pathological fear of being away from your mobile phone.
iPhonatic
Nomophobia
Nomophobia;
"Why is Kim crying?"
"She left her phone at home. She has nomophobia."
Mobiholic
The act of showing off one's most ornate materials (i.e. cars, jewels, clothes, weave, new nails) once said person comes into money, expected or unexpected.
Mickey mousing
Frontin
Rich rolling
Rich rolling;
Dang, Kandi's been rich rolling like a mutha as of late. Did she finally marry rich?
The feeling of let down after your cat, dog, or spouse does not acknowledge your fart with as much enthusiasm as you were expecting.
Post fartum depression
Post fartum depression;
*Sigh* Pumpkin didn't even blink an eye when I let out the loudest fart of my life. I have post fartum depression now.
Fartache
Flatulepsy
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A phrase usually said after asking a question to express disagreement or disapproval.
Yuh
Bah
Or nah
Or nah;
Troy, do you want to hit up KFC or nah?
To go crazy in the elevator, i.e., a girl attacking, punching, clawing, throwing objects, and kicking your sister's well-dressed, rapper husband
Gone solange
Gone solange;
That girl done gone solange on Coty! [after a night at the bars]
Cray
Scrap
The act of almost hitting send on a text message then realizing it's better to stop and not send it.
Trigger finger
Twistie fingers
Tip of my thumb
Tip of my thumb;
It was on the tip of my thumb to tell my mother-in-law how I really felt about her.
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A time-honored tradition of thinking things through while drinking a beverage.
Alcoholism
Drink things through
Drink things through;
What's the point in us meeting to drink things through? You cray!
Drinkabrate
The feeling when a person ethically cannot use the last unoccupied urinal because the ones surrounding it are being used.
Checkmated
Checkmated;
I couldn't go pee! I got checkmated!
Shut Out
Capped
A person who specializes in dating seemingly unattractive people that later blossom into gorgeous specimens of life.
Entrepredego
Investment banger
Investment banger;
Did you see Nay's new man? He used to be so ugly. Nay is such an investment banger!
Bargain Shopper
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The antonym of "eye candy."
Eye cabbage
Eye cabbage;
All these people on the soccer team are straight up eye cabbage.
Buttaface
Uggo
A person who can run faster than most people and give the best hugs because he/she is warm and great to cuddle with. He/she must be active but also have a six pack of pudding cups!
Skinny fat
Chubby fit
Chubby fit;
How am I still chubby when I'm active and good at sports? I must be chubby fit!
Chunky cheetah
The act of discretely sniffing one's underarms for stank before venturing out in public areas to not offend others with fowl body odor.
Smell check
Sniff test
Smellfie
Smellfie;
I'm ready to go. But first, let me take a smellfie! *sniff* *sniff*
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The act of stalking a person's Facebook or Instagram and accidentally liking a post from years back.
Deepfave
Deepfave;
That guy needs to take it down a notch. He just deepfaved my Instagram pic from, like, 2008.
Facebook stalk
Super like
Corporate jargon for "eff off."
That's all
Sure
Will advise
Will advise;
"I'm working on the case files right now and will have them on your desk before 4PM, unless you call me into another meeting about bathroom usage."
"Will advise."
The expression of appearing calm on the surface, but "paddling like crazy" beneath the surface.
Juggalo
Just ducky
Just ducky;
"You look tired. How are you doing?"
"Just ducky. Mind your business."
Craptastic
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The act of setting one's clocks ahead ten minutes to trick oneself into being early for things.
Carpe Dayum!
Daylate Savings Time
Daylate Savings Time;
"Loren, why do all the clocks in your house observe Daylate Savings Time?"
"Because I'm always late."
Father Time
The act of getting wild or excessively crazy. Typically used in the context of a party.
Cray
Turn up
Turn up;
"Keisha, what're we doing Monday night?"
"Same thing as every other Monday. Turning up!"
Get crunk
A term used to call in sick to work.
FLUBAR
Cough and call
Cough and call;
I just wasn't in the mood to talk to people today so I pulled a cough and call.
Bye Felicia
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A website where users attempt to ridicule and explain everyone and everything in his/her life under the guise of cynical quasi-intellectualism.
Wikipedia
Urban Dictionary
Urban Dictionary;
"I can't find 'JFGI' in the dictionary."
"Look it up on urbandictionary.com! Or you could JFGI next time."
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