This Flower Test May Reveal How Kinky You Are

By: Teresa McGlothlin
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
This Flower Test May Reveal How Kinky You Are
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About This Quiz

Everyone knows that flowers can mean a lot of things. From an expression of love to a symbol of innocence, there's a flower out there that sums up your every sentiment. While there might not be a flower dedicated to your level of kinkiness, seeing your floral choices can reveal what you're like when you're behind closed doors. 

Throughout this quiz, we are going to ask you some seemingly innocent, and some not so innocent, questions about flowers. You might never look at a bunch of daisies the same way again after these questions, but your answers will bust the lid off your level of kinkiness. Even if you are a little demure in the sheets, telling us about your favorite flowers will provide us all we need to see what's really running through your head when you're getting intimate. 

Roll around in our flowerbeds for a few minutes, and respond to each flowery question with honesty. Once you're done, we'll relate the things you've told us to your penchant for getting down and dirty when no one's watching. Will we hit the sunflower on the head, or will we need to double-check your stamen love? Take this flower test and find out! 

Question 01
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If you were going to be tickled by a flower, which one would you choose?
Daisy
Iris
Buttercup
Dahlia

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Question 02
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Did you know that you can grow a rose bush by sticking a stem in a potato?
Why on earth would I know that?
I've seen that somewhere.
That's what my grandparents did.
I have no reason to need to know that.

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Question 03
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If you blew on a dandelion fly and made a wish, what would you wish for?
A date
More money
A green thumb
A plane ticket and a million dollars

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Question 04
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Do you think that an orchid is as sexy as a sunflower?
Orchids are much sexier.
I don't look at flowers that way.
Violets are sexier than either one.
Sunflowers are nothing but sex appeal.

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Question 05
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Think about your last relationship. Which scary flower could represent it?
Titan arum
Devil's tooth
Ghost plant
Venus flytrap

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Question 06
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Other than roses, what flower might you send to show someone that you care?
Tulips
Sweet pea
Stargazer lily
Camellia

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Question 07
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Mums or marigolds? Which flower makes it feel like fall?
I like balloon flowers more.
Marigolds are beautiful and easy to grow.
Mums are sentimental for me.
Neither one is my favorite flower.

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Question 08
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What flower's scent would you use to set the mood?
Honeysuckle
Lavender
Jasmine
Lilac

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Question 09
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Which kind of flower reminds you most of a woman's body?
Calla lily
Red canna
Hydnora Africana
Erupting orgasm bulb

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Question 10
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If you wanted to impress a date, which edible flower would you add to a salad?
Zucchini blossoms
Nasturtiums
Violets
Hibiscus

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Question 11
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Which part of a flower has the kinkiest sounding name?
Stamen
Pistil
Petals
Stem

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Question 12
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You've gone on three dates with someone. What color roses are appropriate to send?
Red
White
Yellow
Carnations are a better choice.

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Question 13
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Which one of these flower names makes you giggle?
Cockscomb
Turtlehead
Goldenrod
Phlox

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Question 14
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Do peonies smell nice or do they make you sneeze?
I love the way they smell.
I'm not sure I've ever seen one.
Achoo!
Only ragweed makes me sneeze.

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Question 15
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Would you say the snowdrop is your favorite springtime flower?
Daffodils are my favorite.
Crocus is the most beautiful.
I love snowdrops!
I get excited when I see cherry blossoms.

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Question 16
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Which one of these flowers would you wear in your hair?
Pansy
Magnolia
Poppy
I'll pass on the flowers in my hair.

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Question 17
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Out of these poisonous flowers, which one has the most appealing look?
Rhododendron
Baby's breath
Bleeding hearts
Foxglove

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Question 18
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What sort of flower tea would you serve to an overnight guest?
Chamomile
Lotus
Passionflower
Bergamot

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Question 19
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If you found a corpse flower bouquet on your desk, how would you react?
This has to be a practical joke.
I think my ex has lost their mind.
It would totally give me the creeps.
I'm sure I would be fascinated by it.

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Question 20
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All of these flowers symbolize innocence. Which one sums your angelic side?
Freesia
Mountain avens
Blue daisy
Peace lily

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Question 21
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Do you like the looks of hydrangeas or gardenias more?
I like the body that hydrangeas have.
I prefer hollyhocks.
Gardenias are much prettier.
They are both gorgeous flowers.

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Question 22
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Which of these dandelion recipes would you like to try?
Dandelion tea
Pasta with dandelion greens
I'll pass on the dandelions.
Dandelion root coffee

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Question 23
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Have you ever made a bubble bath using rose petals?
That's a good idea!
I have.
I wish someone would do that for me.
I've used a different kind of flower.

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Question 24
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Choose the flowers for a wedding. Which one adorns the altar?
No one said anything about getting married!
Zinnia
Begonia
Azalea

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Question 25
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If you wanted to make someone laugh, what flower would you give them?
Wang peonies
Sperminus ivy
Little boner plant
Drooping ball shrub

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Question 26
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Would you prefer to receive a bouquet of rainbow flowers or black flowers?
I love black flowers.
White flowers are my favorite.
Rainbow flowers are gorgeous.
I like purple hues the best.

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Question 27
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Do you like the pussy willow or the peony daisy more?
I haven't seen a peony daisy.
The peony daisy makes me laugh.
Pussy willows are one of my favorites.
I'll stick to roses.

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Question 28
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How would you feel if your crush sent you carnations?
I would have to put an end to the crush.
I deserve something more expensive.
I think that means they just want to be friends.
I would be touched!

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Question 29
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What flower are you more likely to plant in front of your home?
Morning glory
Cosmos
Geranium
Love in a mist

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Question 30
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Which giant flower proves that size matters?
Cobalt dreams
Night-blooming cereus
Mrs. Edward Whitaker water lily
Indian summer

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