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You may think your cat likes you, but don't be too sure. Take this quiz to see how well you know what is going on with your cat.
You decide to take your cat for a drive in the car. What happens?
He loves it and starts to meow whenever he sees you grab your car keys.
He sits behind the back seat passenger seats, looking out the window at the cars behind you.
He wedges himself under the brake and gas pedal causing you to crash the car.
Cats don't like to ride in cars. Anyone who says their cats like it is lying. Always keep your cat in a pet friendly carrier when traveling in the car.
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Your new significant other spends the night. In the morning, while getting dressed, they notice that their shirt is wet. What is it?
You accidentally spilled some water when getting up for a drink.
That's cat pee on that there shirt.
That's cat pee. And you know this because you shoved your nose right up in it to check. The cat was mad. This significant other has got to go.
It was raining yesterday and their shirt got wet while they were out and about and it still hasn't dried.
It's not wet.
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You let your cat go outside. What happens?
He gets run over by a car.
He gets eaten by a coyote.
He eats all of the birds.
All of the above.
KEEP YOUR CAT INSIDE.
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Your cat licks everything, especially those reusable grocery bags that all the stores are encouraging you to use. Why?
Because he is hungry.
Because they taste good.
Because he is cleaning his tongue.
Kitty licks his butt and then needs to clean his tongue off. He tries to lick you but you are smart and shoo him away. So he cleans it on the bag that you carry your food in.
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You get your monthly water bill and notice that it is more than triple than the previous month. Why is this?
You have a leaky faucet.
You have been watering your lawn to try to keep it lush and green.
Your toilet keeps flushing over and over.
Your cat has discovered that if he stands on the toilet handle magic will happen! The water will spin round and round, and then the bowl will fill up again! It is your cat's new favorite hobby and flushing and re-flushing is how he keeps himself entertained during the day.
The water company made a mistake.
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You are exhausted. You haven't slept well in weeks. You finally get into bed. What happens?
Your cat yowls in your face all night long.
Every time you are on the verge of slipping into that deep, delicious sleep, that fur ball starts yowling as thought he is about to die at any second.
You instantly fall asleep and have the best night's rest ever!
You have insomnia, so you toss and turn all night despite being exhausted.
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Your cat seems to be under the weather, is losing a ton of weight and is limping around letting out tiny whimpers. What do you do?
You ignore it. He is just trying to manipulate you into giving him treats.
You take him to the vet.
You take it to the vet. They run some blood tests, they do an imaging study, they keep him overnight so he can have an IV. You pay approximately $8,972,578,230 only for them to not be able to find anything wrong and for him to start acting like himself again two days later.
You put the cat outside. Maybe he wants to go to the farm.
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Your honey sends you a beautiful bouquet of flowers - just because! What happens?
The flowers sit in a nice vase in the middle of your lovely new dining table.
The cat sits next to the flowers, almost as though he is saying "take my picture and post it on Instagram!"
The flowers mysteriously wind up on the floor.
Your cat chews on the leaves and flowers, pulling and tugging them out of the glass vase, causing the whole thing to topple, spill and land on the floor. The vase quite possibly shattered in the process. And your cat probably barfed.
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You are trying to sleep. What is your cat doing?
Sitting on your chest, purring loudly, breathing in your face.
Running around the house like crazy, tearing up everything in its path.
Batting that stupid ball with the bell in it that he totally ignores at all other times of day.
All of the above.
There is no sleepy time when it is dark. Kitty thinks you should sleep during the day like he does.
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Your cat is getting older. What does she do?
She curls up in the corner and takes a nap.
She poos outside of her litter box.
Somehow your kitty gets herself to the litter box, steps in it, scratches around some, then positions herself so that when she drops off the poo, it lands directly outside of the box on the floor. Thanks kitty.
She reads her AARP magazine.
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You get a lovely new dining table. It is expensive, dark brown wood and looks amazing! What happens?
You invite friends over for a lovely dinner.
You cover it with a table cloth to keep the dust off.
The cat jumps up on it and leaves deep scratches.
You decide to vacuum because your friends are coming over. The vacuum scares the cat who runs crazy, jumps onto the table and skids across it, leaving deep, scratches all along the surface.
Your cat rests peacefully on one of the chairs under it.
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Your cat comes home from a wild night out and smells like skunk. What do you do?
You say, "Bad kitty! No!"
You ask him to try a little harder next time.
You give him a bath.
You risk life and limb and give that cat a bath. Tomato juice maybe? Or is it beer? That cat owes you big time.
You keep him outside. The coyotes and birds won't want anything to do with him, so he should be ok as long as he looks both ways before crossing the street.
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You pick up some tasty new food for your cat. How does he react?
Eats it all but and then almost instantly barfs it up for you to step in.
Imagine eating the same crunchy nuggets for every meal for every day. Sure, maybe occasionally you get a mouse or spider for variety, but usually it’s the same thing. When presented with something new, your cat is going to chow it down way too fast and then just barf it all back up.
Eats it all up then takes a nap.
Licks a tiny bit of it and then never touches it again.
Takes a few bites, then returns a little while later for a few more bites.
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You are out shopping and see the coolest new cat toy. You know your cat will love it, so you buy it even though it costs $25. What does she do with it?
Ignores it.
Plays with it for 4 hours straight, exhausting herself until she needs to take a nap.
Rubs against your leg as if to say thank you.
Puts it in her water dish.
Your cat does not care how much you paid for this crazy cat toy. If it is hers, she is going to put it where she wants. And today, she wants to put it in her water dish. You should be happy that she even acknowledges it.
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It is the middle of the night and your cat is sleeping on the bed with you. You wake up because your hear the telltale signs of a hairball about to make an appearance. What do you do?
Go back to sleep. Kitty can handle his own hairball.
Shove the cat off the bed - you don't want hairball juice on your comforter!
You shove that cat off mid-hurl. Don't worry, the cat will be fine. He will be so fine that he will manage to put that hairball in your shoe or directly in your path to the bathroom so you are sure to step in it.
Wake up, turn on the light and gently cater to him until he feels better.
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You get a new couch! It is leather and beautiful! What happens?
You kick back and relax, watching TV with your cat friends sitting on your lap.
Your cat friend pees on it.
Your cat hates it! How dare you get rid of the old couch and replace it with this monstrosity! So he pees on it. But you can't tell because the pee seeps between the cushions and you only catch a slight whiff of pee every once in a while.
You cover it with a blanket so nothing bad happens to it.
You send it back because it is too expensive and doesn't really match your décor.
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You lay down to take a nap. Unfortunately, you die.What happens?
Your cat jumps out the open window, goes to the neighbors and gets them to follow her back, Lassie style.
Your cat jumps out the window and runs away.
Your cat cuddles next to you and waits until someone comes and finds you.
Your cat eats your face.
Your cat eats your face. She has always wanted to do it. Your face looks delicious.
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After your cat eats your face, what does she do?
She barfs it up.
She takes a nap.
She jumps out the window and runs away.
All of the above.
It was so delicious that she ate too quickly, and she immediately barfs it up. She then takes a relaxing nap in the sunny spot on the carpet. Once she awakens, she jumps out the window and runs away.
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Your cat stands at the door and meows. What happens?
You go to the door, open it and wait while the cat decides its next move.
Nothing, because you aren't home.
Nothing, but not quite. Your cat actually gets angry because no one is there to bend to its will, so he pees in your shoes.
You open the door and shove the cat out, gently with your foot.
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Your cat walks in the room and sees that you are cuddling on the couch with your new significant other. What does your cat do?
Keeps walking, doesn't even see you.
Flops down in his side and watches.
Pees right then and there.
You are your cat's favorite! He instantly gets jealous that some other being is taking your attention and shows his dissatisfaction.
Comes up and joins you.
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You have one cat. What happens next?
You continue to have only one cat.
You get a 2nd cat because you don't want your first cat to be lonely.
You get a 3rd, 4th and 5th cat because the more the merrier.
The more the merrier! Who cares if you have a room that is really just one huge litter box!
You give the cat away because you find out you are allergic.
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Your cat bites you. What happens?
You say, "Bad kitty! No!"
You bite him back.
You get a terrible infection.
That cat licked its butt and then punctured your skin! You better go to the doctor and get that checked out!
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You have some bi-fold closet doors. Your cat bangs on those doors non-stop. Why?
Because he wants in that closet.
Because he knows it annoys you.
While your cat probably is musically inclined and chances are he wouldn't mind checking out what is in that closet, the real reason he is making such a racket is because he knows it annoys you.
Because he is a musician and he is is banging to the beat of his own drum.
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You are asleep in your bed. What does your cat do?
Sets a still breathing, but mostly dead mouse on your pillow.
Your cat loves you, so he brought you a present! He hopes you will post a photo of it on all of your social media channels. #mykittyisawesome #mycatlovesme #mycatisavicioushunter
Curls up, right where your knees bend.
Lays on the floor by the heating vent.
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Your cat's nails are so long they make a tapping noise on the floor when he walks. What do you do?
Get him more scratching posts. Who cares that you already have one in every corner of the room. He needs more.
Continue to let them grow. The tapping helps you sleep.
Cut that kitty's fingernails and toenails.
Wrap that kitty in a towel and pull one hand out at a time. This not only makes all the cat yelling less scary sounding, but keeps those nails you haven't gotten to from scratching you.
Put carpet over all hard floor surfaces to muffle the sound.
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You look in your cat's litter box. What do you see?
Some pee and some poo.
Nothing! You just cleaned it.
The dog rummaging through it, looking for snacks.
Dogs love the kitty-rocca. Nothing looks more delicious than some cat poo.
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Your cat is staring at you. What is he thinking about?
Nothing.
Nothing.
Napping.
You may think that your sweet kitty's gentle gaze is one of love and admiration, but really all he is thinking about is when his next nap will start.
Nothing.
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You just had surgery and are trying to rest. What does your cat do?
Nibbles on all of your stitches and tries to take them out.
Cats love to clean wounds with their poo covered tongue! This is such an issue that the doctor will say in your post surgery care documents to make sure to keep the cat away!
Brings you the remote control for the TV.
Brings you snacks when you are hungry.
Ignores you. You smell funny.
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Why doesn't your cat eat nachos?
My cat eats nachos.
Jalapenos are too spicy.
Cats don't have thumbs.
Cats don't have thumbs. They have that sorta weird finger thing on the side of their hand, but that isn't a thumb. You can't eat nachos unless you are able to pick them up and you can't pick up nachos without thumbs.
You don't share.
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You love your cat. Does he love you back?
Yes
Of course he does. He shows it by peeing on your stuff, keeping you awake, breaking and ruining everything you own and strategically placing his barf right where you will step on it.
No
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