The Office: Who Said It?

By: Jouviane Alexandre
Estimated Completion Time
5 min
The Office: Who Said It?
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'The Office' might go down as one of the funniest shows to ever hit TV, and it's clearly due to some of the funniest quotes ever. Test your knowledge of 'The Office' with this edition of Who Said It!
Who said this memorable quote: "There's too many people on this earth. We need a new plague."
Creed
Dwight
Dwight wasn't a very big fan of people, and he definitely thought a plague would help weed out the population.
Stanley
Angela

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Who said this memorable quote: "I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY!"
Dwight
Andy
Ryan
Michael
In order to get out of a financial pickle, Michael thought that by declaring, (or yelling) bankruptcy, he was in the clear.

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Who said this memorable quote: "Everything I have I owe to this job...this stupid, wonderful, boring, amazing job."
Stanley
Meredith
Pam
Jim
Although Jim reveals in the first episode of the series that he absolutely hates his job, he grows to love it and appreciate what he's gotten from Dunder Mifflin.

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Who said this memorable quote: "I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them."
Phyllis
Darrel
Andy
We're sure a part of Andy's good old days was singing with his acapella group at Cornell.
Michael

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Who said this memorable quote: "Sometimes I feel like everyone I work with is an idiot. And by sometimes, I mean all times. All the time. Every of the time."
Michael
Kelly
Kevin
Kevin thinks his employees at Dunder Mifflin are idiots, but we're sure they're probably thinking the same thing.
Oscar

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Who said this memorable quote: "As a doctor, you would not tell a patient if they had cancer."
Dwight
Michael
When Scranton's Dunder Mifflin might be shut down, Michael prefers not to tell the employees.
Jan
Andy

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Who said this memorable quote: "Just pretend like we're talking until the cops leave."
Michael
Andy
Dwight
Creed
As if Creed couldn't been any sketchier, he hides from the cops in the conference room.

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Who said this memorable quote: "I feel like all my kids grew up, and then they married each other. It's every parent's dream."
Andy
Jan
Creed
Michael
Michael has always thought of Dunder Mifflin as his family, and when multiple couples come about from the office, "every parent's dream" is somehow achieved.

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Who said this memorable quote: "Do I regret this? No. I believe his tissue has made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby."
Andy
Stanley
Dwight
When Dwight tells the story of his birth, he lets us know that he originally had a twin that he resorbed.
Jim

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Who said this memorable quote: "So, let's say my teeth turn to liquid and then, they drip down the back of my throat. What would you call that?"
Kelly
Meredith
Pam
When Dwight forces everyone to reveal their medical information for insurance, Pam, with the help of Jim, create fake diseases like Spontaneous Dental Hydroplosion.
Phyllis

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Who said this memorable quote: "I have six roommates, which are better than friends because they have to give you one month's notice before they leave."
Dwight
Creed
Toby
Toby's never really been able to make friends at Dunder Mifflin, but what does he needs with friends when he's got 6 roommates bounded to a lease?
Meredith

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Who said this memorable quote: "I wake up every morning in a bed that's too small, drive my daughter to a school that's too expensive, and then I go to work to a job for which I get paid too little, but on Pretzel Day? Well, I like pretzel day."
Meredith
Creed
Stanley
If there's anyone in the office that hates Dunder Mifflin the most, it's Stanley, but Pretzel Day is always a good one.
Darrel

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Who said this memorable quote: "Oh God no, Dwight isn't my friend. Oh my God! Dwight's kind of my friend!"
Jim
Michael
Pam
After occasionally talking to Dwight in the office, Pam realizes (with horror), that they're friends.
Andy

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Who said this memorable quote: "I think Angela might be gay. Could Oscar and Angela be having a gay affair? Is that what this is about?
Dwight
Andy
Michael
After Michael outs Oscar, Toby and Jan try to talk to his about their office policy, but it's clear he doesn't get it.
Creed

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Who said this memorable quote: "By two o'clock, Dwight will choose himself to be the assistant to his own assistant, me."
Pam
Andy
Michael
Jim
Jim affirms an ideas about Dwight that we already know. He wants to be everyone's boss and everyone's assistant. Assistant regional manager or assistant TO the regional manager?

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Who said this memorable quote: "You can't be scared of a room full of Jims. I love the guy but he's basically Gumby with hair."
Andy
Ryan
Phyllis
Pam
Pam knows her husband isn't tough and she can be honest about it.

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Who said this memorable quote: "Excuse me, sea monster, you weight like a thousand pounds."
Meredith
Angela
Kelly
When Lonny from downstairs asks Michael if he has fat butt disease, Kelly can't help but point out the fact that he's overweight.
Andy

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Who said this memorable quote: "Did I stutter?"
Creed
Jim
Stanley
After Stanley says no to participating during one of their conference meetings, Michael keeps asking him until Stanley explodes.
Dwight

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Who said this memorable quote: "I don't think Michael intended to punish me by putting Ryan back here with Kelly. But if he did intend that... Wow. Genius."
Dwight
Jim
Stanley
Toby
Although Toby's cubicle has always been located in the Annex, Michael moves Ryan's desk back their near Kelly's as another means to show his hate for Toby.

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Who said this memorable quote: "I would never do that. Waste of money. In my experience, guys are way more attracted to the back of you than to the front."
Phyllis
Meredith
When Jan gets a boob job, Meredith puts in her two sense why she would never get one herself.
Kelly
Pam

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Who said this memorable quote: "Okay, in that case, I will now show you how to put this condom on using... this pencil."
Michael
Creed
Dwight
Andy
When Andy decides to have a sex ed class at Dunder Mifflin, he decides to use a pencil for his demonstration.

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Who said this memorable quote: "I'm kind of looking for a way out of that relationship anyway. I think I might try girls for a while. Angela thinks I can crossover."
Dwight
Andy
Oscar
When Dunder Mifflin has a beach games competition for who's going to be in charge of the branch, Oscar contemplates leaving all together.
Michael

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Who said this memorable quote: "Mike, you're a very brave man. I mean it takes courage just to be you."
Kevin
Jim
Darryl
When Michael threatens to jump off the roof for "Safety Training," Darryl tries to talk him down.
Oscar

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Who said this memorable quote: "Well, I'm setting Michael up with my fat friend anyway. He can just deal with it."
Pam
Meredith
Kelly
Phyllis
When the office tries to come up with people to set Michael up with, Phyllis decides that Michael will get what he gets.

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Who said this memorable quote: "I know what's right, but I'm not gonna say because you're all jerks who didn't come see my band play."
Michael
Dwight
Kevin
When the office is busy arguing over 'who' vs. 'whom,' Kevin says he's withholding the real answer because no one came to see him perform.
Darryl

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Who said this memorable quote: "I get ten vacation days a year, and I try to hold off taking them for as long as possible. This year, I got to the third week in January."
Jim
Stanley
Pam
After dealing with all of Michael's antics first hand, Pam definitely needed that trip to the Poconos with Roy.
Oscar

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Who said this memorable quote: "I don't mean to brag, but New Year's Eve, I was home by nine."
Dwight
Michael
Andy
Jim
Although you wouldn't know it when you see him, Jim, the party animal, stayed out all night for New Year's Eve.

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Who said this memorable quote: "It's like I used to tell my wife, "I do not apologize unless I think I'm wrong, and if you don't like it, you can leave." And I say the same thing to my current wife, and I'll say the same to my next one, too."
Creed
Darryl
Dwight
Stanley
After Stanley wouldn't apologize to Michael for raising his voice, he gave us a sneak peak into the reason why.

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Who said this memorable quote: "Because you guys are my best friends. And I mean that. Managing you for this last week has been the greatest honor of my life. And if you ruin this, I will burn this office to the ground."
Andy
Michael
Creed
Dwight
When Dwight is named acting manager in Season 7, he threatens his co-workers not to ruin it for him by getting his position taken away.

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Who said this memorable quote: "The only difference between me and a homeless man is this job. I will do whatever it takes to survive. Like I did when I was a homeless man."
Andy
Creed
When Creed doesn't check a product before it goes out to be sold, it causes a product recall that has him doing a few shady things to keep his job.
Darryl
Dwight

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Who said this memorable quote: "Sometimes the clothes at the Gap Kids are just too flashy. So, I am forced to go to American Girl stores and order clothes for large colonial dolls."
Angela
We all know Angela's small, but she lets us know how real the struggle is when she lets us know that her closet is filled with American Girl clothes.
Kelly
Pam
Erin

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Who said this memorable quote: "Disposable cameras are fun, but it seems a little wasteful. You never get to see your pictures."
Kevin
Michael
Erin
In Season 7, Episode 2 Erin is wondering why anyone would ever use disposable cameras when you can't even see the pictures you took. Bummer.
Kelly

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Who said this memorable quote: "You couldn't handle my undivided attention."
Kevin
Creed
Ryan
Dwight
When Dwight is asked for his attention, he lets everyone know that his undivided attention is not a tool to take lightly. We believe him!

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Who said this memorable quote: "That's what she said."
Jim
Dwight
Michael
Throughout the series, Michael's favorite joke to crack is 'That's what she said,' and as for the one time Dwight said it, "Don't. Don't you dare!"
Ryan

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Who said this memorable quote: "Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica."
Andy
Jim
When Jim comes to work dressed as Dwight, not only does he confuse him with his Dwight wardrobe but also with his question, "What kind of bear is best?"
Dwight
Michael

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