The Big Bang Theory: Who Said It?

By: Gavin Thagard
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All you nerds, geeks, and Big Bang freaks test your knowledge on quotes from Sheldon and the gang!

Who said: "You're afraid of insects and women. Ladybugs must render you catatonic."

It is well known that Raj has major issues when it comes to talking to women. However, Shelton finds out that he is afraid of bugs as well and teases him about it.

Who said: "Yeah, well your Ken can kiss my Barbie."

Sheldon bans Penny from his apartment for violating his rules. This leads to a war between the two, and Penny won't back down.

Who said: "When one of us gets their first big breakthrough, we'll celebrate by opening this bottle and toasting Professor Abbott."

Leonard, Raj, and Howard find a bottle of liquor in the office of a professor who recently passed away. Sadly, the professor never had any major success, so the guys decide to save the bottle for when one of them has a breakthrough.

Who said: "I've said this before, and I'll say it again. Aquaman sucks!"

Raj is forced to be Aquaman for a costume party at the comic book store. However, he doesn't have a high opinion of the underwater superhero.

Who said: "My mom gave me the same lecture about my virginity. I gotta tell you, it was a lot more fun taking it out and playing with it."

Penny buys Leonard and Sheldon a Star Trek toy, but they refuse to open it because it will lose its value. Penny has her own opinion about leaving it in the box, though.

Who said: "Could you please stop staring? They're just girls. It's nothing you haven't seen in movies or in drawings."

Penny, Amy, and Bernadette come into Stuart's comic book store, and all the men stare at them as if they had never seen a girl before. Stuart tries his best to get their eyes off of the girls, though.

Who said: "My mother calls me every day at work to see if I had a healthy bowel movement."

Howard is the definition of a momma's boy, and his mother is overly involved in his life. When he does finally go on a date with Bernadette, he tells Bernadette just how involved his mother is.

Who said: "The correct animal for inter-species super soldier is the koala. You would wind up with an army so cute, it couldn't be attacked."

Sheldon has an obsession with koalas and how cute they are. The obsession is so severe that he considers it one of his few faults.

Who said: "Amy, good luck getting these guys excited about a dinner with a theme. I gave up when no one cared about my Tom Hanks-Giving."

Raj can't host the Christmas eve dinner because his father is in town, and Amy volunteers in his place. Her plan is to have a Victorian-themed party.

Who said: "You better watch that attitude, buddy. You're dating the popular girl now."

When Penny and Bernadette start complaining about one another, Amy is put in the middle of the argument. Instead of not taking sides, Amy decides to be like the popular girls in high school and tell them both what they want to hear.

Who said: "We're here to see Koothrappali, not kill Batman."

Raj's work gets featured in People's magazine, and the guys come to show their support. However, Sheldon isn't actually happy for him, so Leonard tells Sheldon to fake a smile, which turns out to be extremely creepy.

Who said: "I haven't seen this many people in my store since that Korean Church bus crashed through my window."

Stuart takes Bernadette to a rival comic book store because he doesn't have the comic that she is looking for. When they get there, the place is packed with customers, leaving Stuart a little disappointed with his own lack of success.

Who said: "Thankfully, all the things my girlfriend used to do can be taken care of with my right hand."

Sheldon and Amy break up, but Sheldon still needs Amy for his video series. Amy refuses to help Sheldon, however, because she needs space. This leads Sheldon to conclude that he can complete her part of the video with his right hand, but he doesn't seem to understand what that comment implies.

Who said: "I'm a vegetarian, except for fish, and the occasional steak. I love steak!"

Sheldon and Leonard meet their new neighbor, Penny, and invite her over for lunch. While getting to know each other, she tells them just how much of a vegetarian she is.

Who said: "Penny, let me take this opportunity to point out that you are looking particularly ravishing today."

Howard finds Penny extremely attractive, as do most the other men on the show. However, Howard is not afraid to act on his attraction and constantly compliments Penny. Sadly, she always rejects him.

Who said: "My religion teaches that if we suffer in this life we are rewarded in the next. Three months at the North Pole with Sheldon, and I'm reborn as a well-hung billionaire with wings."

Sheldon gets a grant to go to the North Pole for an experiment, and he invites the other guys to go with him. They are hesitant at first because they know how difficult Sheldon can be, but Raj comes to the conclusion that his suffering will help him in the next life.

Who said: "Too bad you're not as strong as the dude in the painting."

Amy gets Penny a painting of the two of them to commemorate their friendship, but Penny doesn't like the painting, and Bernadette says that it makes Penny look like a man.

Who said: "Well, today we tried masturbating for money."

Sheldon and Leonard go to a sperm bank to make extra cash, but Sheldon chickens out before they even go to the back room because he believes his sperm won't produce any adequate offspring.

Who said: "I'm the king of foreplay."

Penny and Priya compare notes on how Leonard is in bed, and they come to the conclusion that he has a need to please women because his mother was always too busy for him. The fact that Leonard relies on foreplay during sex is evidence of his mother's neglect.

Who said: "Raj, there's no place for truth on the Internet."

Howard gets dumped by Leslie Winkle, and he finds out that she is telling everyone on Facebook. However, he wants everyone to think that he dumped her, which isn't true.

Who said: "It's a good thing I'm not wearing flag underwear right now, cause there's about to be a fire."

Sheldon gets in an argument with Leonard over who has the better relationship, himself and Amy or Leonard and Penny. While watching Sheldon argue, Amy gets turned on by his assertive stance on the quality of their relationship.

Who said: "I was thinking of closing early and going home, but let's face it, that's just a slightly smaller lonely room filled with comics."

Stuart lives a lonely life, and his comic book store doesn't make much money. He makes the best of it though by making fun of himself, but it's hard not to see how desperate he is for change.

Who said: "I have a sorta kinda boyfriend at home playing with a model train, but you don't hear me bitching about it."

Amy is invited to a wedding, but she doesn't want to take Sheldon because of how he acted at the last wedding they went to. She decides to take Leonard instead, who is more focused on his girlfriend 9,000 miles away than he is on enjoying the wedding.

Who said: "All these years, I’ve been so wrong. The tinier the train, the more concentrated the fun."

Sheldon attends a discussion about the size of toy train sets. He has always been a fan of the larger toy trains, but his skepticism of smaller toy trains is put to rest after the discussion.

Who said: "I suppose there are worse ways to spend a Friday night. None come to mind."

Howard and Raj have an argument over who is the superhero and who is the sidekick, and Leonard is forced to be the judge, which isn't something Leonard is particularly interested in doing.

Who said: "Penny, you became disenchanted with Leonard as a lover. Would you please tell my sister why?"

Leonard starts dating Raj's sister, Priya, and Raj isn't happy about it. He does everything he can to keep them from seeing each other. He even tries to get Penny involved.

Who said: "Oh, hell with Nebraska. I'm gonna be a star!"

Penny has trouble finding a job as an actress, and she decides that she is going to move back to Nebraska. However, as soon as she tells everyone, she gets a phone call from her agent because she booked a commercial.

Who said: "Well, we appear to have reached an impasse. And you know, I have to say, I thought you'd be more upset that your laptop is sitting on my junk."

Howard is given Sheldon's parking spot at work, and Sheldon wants it back even though he doesn't drive. This situation escalates to the point that Howard ends up naked on Sheldon's couch with Sheldon's laptop in his lap.

Who said: "Would someone please turn off the Sheldon commentary track?"

Sheldon is known for his vast knowledge and shares bits of information with the group constantly, but that doesn't mean his remarks don't get under their skin. After all, no one likes a know it all.

Who said: "Bazinga!"

Sheldon is typically portrayed as a serious character, but he pulls the occasional prank. He finishes a successful prank with the word "Bazinga," which lets the other person know they've been fooled.

Who said: "Look, there are plenty of bars in Los Angeles where you can order grasshoppers and chocolate martinis, but you wouldn't have to because there are no women in them."

Raj and Howard go to the bar to pick up women, but Howard has a problem with the drinks that Raj wants to order. He doesn't think they will pick up many women if they order drinks with little umbrellas in them.

Who said: "Sweetie, let me put this in a way you'll understand. From the waist down, my shields are up."

Bernadette forces Penny out of her hotel room, so she comes over to sleep with Leonard. The problem for Leonard is that she really only wants a place to sleep.

Who said: "Mmm, Greek food on pizza night? This is the most delightfully cruel thing we've done to Sheldon since we left that fake message from Stephen Hawking on his voice mail."

Sheldon plans out what the group is going to eat each night, and he hates going against the schedule. But, according to the agreement he wrote, they have to agree on what replaces a restaurant​ that closes d​own, which didn't happen. Thus, he is stuck eating Greek food.

Who said: "Raj is a proud, passionate man. If you go running out on him again, you're only gonna get like three of four more chances before you are history."

A girl runs out on Raj while they are on a date, and Raj is devastated. When Howard sees the girl, he tries to defend his friend, but apparently, Raj is quite forgiving when it comes to relationships.

Who said: "All right. Shirt coming off. Ta-da! Man nipples."

Leonard is in a long-distance relationship with Priya, and they try to be intimate over video chat. Leonard is not very good at it, though, and Priya has to help him out.

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