Tell Us About Your Wild Night Out and We'll Guess Your Favorite Drunk Food!

Zoe Samuel

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About This Quiz

We all know that you are an abstemious person. You never drink beyond the recommended guidelines for your body weight and type: indeed, you have never even approached those limits. That's because you always make excellent choices and have the ironclad discipline of a virtuous person who plans ahead. You eat your five fruit and vegetable servings a day, work out five days a week, never smoked, and your idea of a big night is enjoying a small glass of wine with a nutritious home-cooked dinner.

That said, let's pretend just for fun that you might occasionally dabble in the dangerous waters of indulgence. Let's briefly entertain the idea that you have, very sporadically, an urge that you cannot or will not conquer, to get bladdered, as the Brits put it. You're going to overdo it to the point of blacking out, confessing your love for several of your friends and more than one lamppost, and then give away your car keys to the nearest stranger as you responsibly inform them that you are far too merry to get behind the wheel.

In this purely hypothetical situation, which naturally would never actually occur and certainly didn't get plastered all over social media, to your eternal shame, it's possible that the evening may involve chowing down on your very favorite diet-busting snack or three. Let's see if we can figure out what this (again, very imaginary!) meal might entail.

What time do you get off work?

How long is the gap between getting off work and starting to drink?

Who joins you from work?

What friends do you end up meeting at the bar?

Where do you meet everyone?

How many drinks were you planning to have at the beginning of the evening?

When did you originally plan to go home?

What is your first drink of the night?

Do you consume anything with your first drink?

Do you do anything while having your first round?

What happens immediately after the first round?

Where do you go for the second round?

Do you pick up anyone new along the way?

What do you have for your second round?

Do you do anything while having your second round?

What do you do immediately after your second round?

How long do you need between your second and third round to be okay?

Do you go somewhere new for round number three?

What do you do during round three?

What do you have for round three?

Do you want any water with your third round?

Who is likely to leave at this point in the evening?

Do you want to go home now?

Do you want to have dinner before continuing?

Wow! You just hand your sixth round! How did that happen?

Where did that stain come from?

Did you say something to that dude who wants to fight you?

What are your friends going to have to do to get your car keys away from you?

Where are we?

Are you ever going to drink again?

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