Tell Us About Your Ideal Adventure and We'll Give You a Motorcycle You Should Take Off On

By: Mark Lichtenstein
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
Tell Us About Your Ideal Adventure and We'll Give You a Motorcycle You Should Take Off On
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About This Quiz

Have you been feeling envious of those who can take off on a motorcycle and ride like Norman Reedus? Now, you can do the very same without having to leave the comfort of your sofa! Telling us about your dream adventure will help us help you figure out which motorcycle you should rev up and roar off on! 

Your idea of the perfect adventure could be as thrilling as being dropped off to survive in the Amazon, or it could be as simple as a road trip to a month long stay in a beach house. No matter what kind of adventure you consider to be ideal, adding your very own motorcycle to the mix will up the adventure factor by ten! Put on your favorite biker jacket and tell us where you would like to go, who will go with you, and what you're going to do while you're there. Once we feel like we could be the world's most intimate travel agent, we'll pair you up with the motorcycle of your dreams. 

Imagine the freedom you'll feel cruising through your dream adventure with pure power between your legs! We're ready to go as soon as you are. Let's get adventurous!

How early would you get up to leave on your adventure?
I'd stay up all night.
Dawn
Pre-dawn
9am

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How much do you want to pack for your adventure?
Just a light backpack
Loads of bags
A frame pack
A sleek suitcase

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Where would you like to go on your adventure?
Someplace stylish like the Riviera
Someplace with solitude, like the Caucasus Mountains
Someplace with challenging terrain, like the Sierra Nevadas
Someplace with tracks, like Spa

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Would you take anyone along?
Perhaps my significant other
A buddy or two
No one
One friend

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What time of year would you like to go?
Winter
Summer
Spring
Fall

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What kind of food will you expect to eat?
Local types of food
Meat!
MREs
I don't mind.

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Is the motorcycle the point of the adventure, or just a part of it?
Just a part of it.
The whole point
Most of the point
It's a part, but a big part.

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What's the most important, non bike related thing you plan on doing?
Going to fashionable cultural hotspots
Sightseeing
Being with nature
Dancing

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What kind of phone will you bring along?
The most expensive iPhone I can get
A burner with a local number
Something tough, like an old Motorola
An Android phone I can pair with the telemetry data from the bike

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What continent would you most like to visit?
Europe
South America
Asia
Australia

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Will you try to speak the local language?
Yes
No
I'll memorize the important phrases.
I'll bring a translating device with me.

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How big a role must excitement play in your overall adventure?
Overall, a big role.
Excitement? Not so much.
A massive role. The whole role.
Excitement is mostly what I'm after.

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How exciting do you need your motorcycle?
Very exciting
Moderately exciting
Dangerously exciting
Thrillingly exciting

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How will you dress for your adventure?
A tuxedo
A biker jacket and jeans
Loads of safety gear
Racing leathers

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Will you travel by motorcycle or just have one with you?
Both
Travel, totally
I'll just have one with me.
I will probably have to do a little traveling with it.

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If you went to France, what souvenir would you buy?
A watch
A little Eiffel Tower keyring
Scars
A tattoo

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If you went to Japan, what souvenir would you buy?
A sword
A daruna
A tattoo
Clothing

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If you went to Russia, what souvenir would you buy?
A faux Faberge Egg
A watch
A YotaPhone
A sports car

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If you went to Australia, what souvenir would you buy?
Australian chocolates
A Holden badge
A tattoo, definitely
A selfie with a Kangaroo

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How long do you want to be away?
A month
A couple weeks
A week
A couple days

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How do you think you'd fare in a place with less than ideal law enforcement?
I'd only be able to negotiate to a point.
I'd be fine.
I'd just have to steer clear of them, and all trouble.
I don't want to go to such a place.

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Do you mind going someplace like France where there are draconian speed laws?
I'll live with the fines.
I'd rather not.
I need my speed.
I'll save the speed for the track.

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Would you like to go someplace like the Isle of Man, where there are no speed limits, but little else to do?
No
Yes
Are there mountains? Then yes.
No speed limits? Sign me up!

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How much are you willing to spend on this trip?
$15K
$7K
$3K
$10K

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How would you plan the logistics for your bike?
I'd have it shipped there in pieces and assembled locally.
I'd have it shipped whole.
I'd rent it there.
I'd buy it there.

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How familiar are you with roads other than those in the USA?
Very
Only a little
Not at all
More or less

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Would you go on shoulder season, or during a holiday season?
I'd want to be there for holiday season, even if that's August.
Shoulder season. I want the roads to myself.
I don't know which is better.
I don't mind.

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Would you livestream your adventure?
No, I'd just take some glamorous photos.
I'd take one or two photos.
I'd live stream all of it.
I'd post dashcam videos on Facebook.

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Do you plan on going to anything formal while on your trip?
Yes, and I'll pack accordingly.
No way
Only the winner's podium
Maybe one night I'll go someplace that requires something nice.

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Would you try to make a habit of this adventure lark, or is it a one-off?
I want to make it a habit.
I might go on a few of these, but not forever.
It's a one-off.
Maybe I'll go twice.

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