Tell Us If You've Eaten These Foods and We'll Guess What Your Job Is
By: Teresa McGlothlin
Estimated Completion Time 5 min
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About This Quiz
Step up the buffet, and point out the foods you've tried to us. Our jobs often tell us when we can eat and where we can eat. After we learn about the foods you've tried during your lifetime, we think we'll be able to figure out what you do for a living accurately. Whether you're a hard-working professional or a member of law enforcement, the things you've put in your mouth will give you away. Â
There's no need to be experienced in international cuisine or to admit some of the less than savory things you've eaten when the munchies hit in the middle of the night. For this quiz, we've tried to balance out some everyday foods with the things you might have tried while on vacation or out for a fancy lunch with your coworkers. Pointing out the things you've tried, the things you would love to try and the things you won't go near will act like recipe ingredients for telling us about your place of work.
Once we see the foods you reach for most often, the way you bring home the bacon will stand out like a pungent Durian fruit. Will we know what job title you have, or will we need to go back to culinary school? Only you hold the answers we seek!
START QUIZ
Have you at least tried pineapple on pizza?
I've eaten nearly everything on pizza.
Pineapple does not belong on pizza, and I won't try it.
It's really not that bad.
I love pineapple and ham on pizza.
What do you think of deep-fried frog legs?
They are better when sauteed.
I would never put that in my mouth.
Fried frog legs are one of my favorites.
I think it's cruel to eat a frog's leg.
Have you ever ordered a Reuben from a deli?
I've ordered one from a fast food joint.
I've never tried a Reuben.
I don't like all the ingredients in a Reuben.
Delis make the best Reubens.
Which of these international condiments is your favorite?
I haven't tried any of these.
Would you like the chance to try poutine?
Poutine is one of my favorites.
It doesn't sound all that appealing to me.
I've never heard of poutine.
I've tried it, and it's OK.
Do you enjoy Brussel sprouts as a side dish or in a casserole more?
I avoid Brussel sprouts altogether!
Brussel sprouts are best as a side.
I've had a bacon and Brussel sprout casserole that I would eat again.
Brussel sprouts are best when given to the dog.
Which of these exotic fruits tastes the best?
Grapefruits are exotic, right?
Have you ever eaten steamed prunes?
I've only had dried prunes.
Prunes are better when they are plums.
I think steamed prunes are really nice.
I haven't tried eating prunes.
How would you describe bacon ice cream?
I prefer chocolate covered bacon.
Bacon does not belong in ice cream.
I'll eat anything with bacon in it.
Do you enjoy eating eggs Benedict at brunch?
I've never tried eggs Benedict.
I enjoy eating eggs Benedict anytime.
I'm not a fan of hollandaise sauce.
I don't go to a lot of brunches.
Have you ever tried Necco Wafers?
I haven't had those in years!
I buy them every chance I get.
Would you enjoy eating a ham loaf sandwich?
I prefer meatloaf sandwiches.
Ham loaf is great by itself.
I don't mind a ham loaf sandwich from time to time.
Are you a big fan of poached salmon?
It's the best way to eat salmon.
Would you order gnocchi at a restaurant again?
I should order gnocchi soon.
Gnocchi is not my favorite Italian dish.
Have you ever tried sausage gravy over biscuits?
No, but that sounds wonderful.
I'm not a big fan of sausage.
It's one of my favorite treats.
I prefer eggs on my biscuits.
Do you add a lot of Bleu cheese dressing to your salads?
I prefer vinaigrettes on my salad.
I use Bleu cheese crumbles instead.
Bleu cheese is an embarrassment to food.
How many deviled eggs could you eat in one sitting?
Would you enjoy an extra large portion of baked beans?
A small portion will be fine for me.
I'll pass on the baked beans.
I can think of better things to eat.
I would like seconds, please.
Which Little Debbie snack cake have you tried?
I've never tried a Little Debbie snack cake.
Have you ever tried shrimp and grits?
I haven't, but I want to try it.
Would you treat yourself to a plate of escargot?
No snails for me, thanks.
Escargot is not my favorite.
Do you like the taste of crumpets?
They are simply English muffins. I like them.
I like scones a lot more.
Crumpets are really bland.
It depends on what they are topped with.
Would you recommend spinach and artichoke dip as an appetizer?
Do you enjoy eating chocolate-covered cherries?
They are too sweet for me.
I've never tried chocolate-covered cherries.
I like chocolate-covered peanuts a lot more.
I could eat an entire box of chocolate-covered cherries.
Would you like to try eating lobster roe?
Lobster tail is all I need.
I'll pass on the lobster eggs.
Could you ever be convinced to try jellied eel?
I don't want to try any kind of eel.
It's actually very tasty.
Do you like the taste of salt and vinegar potato chips?
I don't eat potato chips.
I love salt and vinegar chips.
No, but I like vinegar on my fries.
What do you think of people who dip their fries in mayo?
I think they are smart - it's good!
I think it's a cultural thing, but it's not for me.
Dipping fries in mayo should be illegal.
Fries are good dipped in most anything.
Have you ever sampled fresh coconut?
I like dried coconut a lot more.
Fresh coconut is a true treat.
I would like to try it sometime.
Would you like to have a mango lassi with your next meal?
I'm not sure what a mango lassi tastes like.
That's a great idea. They are great.
Sure, they are refreshing.
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